Pete, run, run away, quickly!
Friday, May 30, 2008
Pete WENTZ, not the brightest BULB, first, you got involved with the SIMPSONS and now SPEIDI!
Pete, run, run away, quickly!
The HILLS will continue on in the same OLE fakeness!!
Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, and Spencer Pratt have all become famous because of MTV's "The Hills," but don't expect the trio's celebrity to become a plotline when the hit reality show returns in August.While critics have complained that "The Hills" is disingenuous because it ignores the biggest reality about its cast - their fame - MTV's new programming head Tony DiSanto doesn't see it that way. And he has no intention of changing the formula that has made "The Hills" the first anchor show of his regime."The show purposely leaves out the fame life and leaves in the non-fame life," DiSanto said. "It's not a documentary about Lauren who is a star because she's on a show called 'The Hills.' "DiSanto said closing the walls around the cast's fame becomes the yin to the yang of audiences reading about them in the gossip pages. From his point of view, those two factors combine to create a wider swath of interest.But even DiSanto concedes that the cast's fame is taking years off the show's life."The bigger 'The Hills' becomes, the bigger the talent becomes, which makes the non-fame part of their world smaller, so it becomes more a challenge to shoot the show," said DiSanto.
I've thought about what made Laguna more entertaining to me than the Hills and here's what I came up with:
1. Laguna followed more people which gave the opportunity for more drama.
2. Laguna had a high school setting which helped facillate drama.
3. Laguna always had parties, homecoming, prom, spring break and graduation to make interesting episodes.
4. First Laguna will always be the best because it was a high school yearbook, the kids did not know what to expect so they weren't censored, and none of them expected to become a star out of it. Many of them never even expected the show to make it to air.
5. The problem with reality tv now is everyone expects to be a star and "acts" a certain way.
The main problems with the Hills are we all hate Speidi and know they are fake. We all are coming to hate Lo. No one really likes Audrina. Whitney is boring. And I would much rather see Lauren trying to do her line than see her in some fake job working as a grunt. The Hills would be a great show if they followed Lauren, Kristin and Stephen.
I've thought about what made Laguna more entertaining to me than the Hills and here's what I came up with:
1. Laguna followed more people which gave the opportunity for more drama.
2. Laguna had a high school setting which helped facillate drama.
3. Laguna always had parties, homecoming, prom, spring break and graduation to make interesting episodes.
4. First Laguna will always be the best because it was a high school yearbook, the kids did not know what to expect so they weren't censored, and none of them expected to become a star out of it. Many of them never even expected the show to make it to air.
5. The problem with reality tv now is everyone expects to be a star and "acts" a certain way.
The main problems with the Hills are we all hate Speidi and know they are fake. We all are coming to hate Lo. No one really likes Audrina. Whitney is boring. And I would much rather see Lauren trying to do her line than see her in some fake job working as a grunt. The Hills would be a great show if they followed Lauren, Kristin and Stephen.
Lauren CONRAD and LO Bosworth head out to EAT!
Those jeans are not flattering at all on Lauren, they make her look really chubby!
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Brody JENNER is a DUMBASS, here's your proof!
Damn you papparazzi for telling him! Brody could blown up!Just NOT a THURSDAY without posed SPENCER and HEIDI!
If you click on pic 4, you can see Spencer is truly a cheeseball as he shaved the patch below his belly button as a trail to his small p**ker so Heidi could find it. What a loser!
First that dog has gotten huge! It reminds me of a soap opera where one a kid is like 5 and then two months later their 15. Lauren's kind of like a little kid who kid who has a favorite shirt and won't ever take it off, that's how she is with her tights!
Great NEWS, HEIDI Montag is ready to get married!!
Here comes the bride! After famously calling off her wedding last year, Heidi Montag reveals for the first time in the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, that she's changed her mind.
"I'm ready to marry Spencer," the 21-year-old Hills star tells Us. "He's my soulmate."
What changed? On-and-off beau Spencer Pratt convinced her to plan their wedding again during a secret make-or-break getaway to Mexico.
"Heidi read me biblical passages like 'Honor thy wife,'" says Pratt.
Check out the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, for Us' full interview with Heidi and Spencer on how the decision was reached, who had to compromise, what MTV refused to show from their infamous Las Vegas reunion, and what style ring Heidi has told Spencer she wants.
"I'm ready to marry Spencer," the 21-year-old Hills star tells Us. "He's my soulmate."
What changed? On-and-off beau Spencer Pratt convinced her to plan their wedding again during a secret make-or-break getaway to Mexico.
"Heidi read me biblical passages like 'Honor thy wife,'" says Pratt.
Check out the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, for Us' full interview with Heidi and Spencer on how the decision was reached, who had to compromise, what MTV refused to show from their infamous Las Vegas reunion, and what style ring Heidi has told Spencer she wants.
Heidi can't read let alone read from the bible! Who in the hell would marry her? She's a whack job!
Lauren CONRAD and WHITNEY Port filming for the HILLS!
I like Whiney's dress a little better than LC's but I don't love the Amy Winehouse slipper!
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
LAUREN Conrad and Ichiro? Romance?
DREAM DATE: LAUREN CONRAD & ICHIRO
by Chris Sprow
Ichiro is known for his thoughtful quotes, but he also still routinely speaks through a translator, even though he understands English better than most anchors on Fox Business News. And yet, he's also been facing tough times. Those around him in Seattle have failed him. So when he met up with Lauren Conrad—who we know has felt similarly—at an LA coffee house in the Hills, we tagged along.
Ichiro is known for his thoughtful quotes, but he also still routinely speaks through a translator, even though he understands English better than most anchors on Fox Business News. And yet, he's also been facing tough times. Those around him in Seattle have failed him. So when he met up with Lauren Conrad—who we know has felt similarly—at an LA coffee house in the Hills, we tagged along.
So did his translator, in today's episode of Dream Date.
Lauren: So you're like, having sort of a rough year, I know. I saw. I just should say, last year, when this stuff was happening with Heidi and Spencer and it was like, always sort of in my face, I didn't know where to turn, and it had me feeling, I guess vulnerable is the right word. Or angry. Kind of like, both of those.
Ichiro: (In Japanese) What is she talking about with Spencer? Is that the sex tape rumors stuff?
Translator: Lauren, it is kind of you to say that. Sometimes I too feel as though I am in the midst of peril, like the eye, or center of a hurricane; both literally and figuratively, as the centerpiece of the offense and the center fielder. And even when I achieve a calm for myself, I realize a hurricane rages all around me.
Lauren: That's weird, because I am so afraid of hurricanes, too.
Ichiro: (in Japanese) Uh, I don't think she knows you weren't being literal. See what's up with the Heidi thing. If there's a web link or something, we should know about this.
Translator: As a result of the hardships you experienced, have you begun to sense a greater feeling of well-being? In Japan, personal solace is not greater than the quest of the team, and yet an inner quiet can help you help your team achieve great things.
Lauren: I think you mean like, using Ambien, right? I do when I fly. I definitely feel a lot more comfortable with myself and I care a lot less about what other people think of me because I've learned when you're a celebrity, people will take every opportunity to criticize you because they're just jealous.
Ichiro: (in Japanese) I'd say those leggings are ripe for criticism.
Translator: I understand.
Lauren: I totally thought you would. You're so conscience.
Ichiro: (in Japanese) I think she means conscientious?
Translator: (in Japanese) Don't ruffle her, bro.
Lauren: Anyway, my only real talent is being myself. When I first moved to LA to do The Hills, there were a lot of acting offers, but I had never really been interested in acting, although I did take a class to check it out. It was all right, but I just don't think I could make a career out of something that I wasn't really passionate about. Right now, I just wanna enjoy this for as long as it lasts. I'd rather have a career based on something that makes me happy… and that has always been fashion.
Ichiro: (in Japanese) Only in LA can you have no talent, but still have stuff going for you. Such garbage.
Translator: And how is it with Heidi now?
Lauren: Well, like last year, she took me on a road trip to Las Vegas and we had the best time. It was important for me to know that I could still have a good time without a boyfriend. I slept in her bed for a month because I couldn't go into my room. And then I realized I just had to be out of that apartment because there were too many memories , and she packed up all of my stuff and we moved. Now…
Ichiro: (in Japanese) When will she stop talking!? Hargrove made more sense than this!
Lauren: Now, we are just like so separated. I mean, she is loyal to Spencer, and they have their own thing, and Audrina is sort of like this weird bridge, like…
Translator: What do you mean by bridge, he wonders?
Ichiro: (in Japanese) Dude!
Lauren: Well, it's like she sort of is friends with both of us, but like, we don't talk to eachother. It's hard to explain.
Ichiro: (in Japanese) I feel dumber.
Translator: I'm sure it is, Lauren. I'm sure it is. I too am forced to bridge so many divides. Between the English culture and Japan's, between pure competency and utter helplessness, as is so often the case in Seattle. Between my hopes, and the hopes of my team.
Ichiro: (in Japanese) She'll be in Playboy in a year, two tops.
Lauren: You're really sweet. I love what you said about competency, because I love that store. Shoes make me happy.
Ichiro: (in Japanese) Seriously, kill me now.
Translator: I, Ichiro, also enjoy shoes.
Another PRICELESS edition of YO SPENCER!
YO SPENCER! I met this guy at a bar last week who's sort of a minor celebrity. He's pretty good looking and he was nice enough, but he wasn't my usual type, and if he hadn't been famous I wouldn't have given him the time of day. I ended up going home with him and haven't seen him since. I've been feeling really bad since: I'm a star-fucker! How can I stop feeling so shallow?
Don't be hard on yourself. Sleeping with minor celebrities is a career for a lot of women in Hollywood. Next time just aim for an A-list actor who's in the spotlight.
Don't be hard on yourself. Sleeping with minor celebrities is a career for a lot of women in Hollywood. Next time just aim for an A-list actor who's in the spotlight.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
WHITNEY PORT at a SOCIAL LIFE magazine EVENT!
Whitney really looks the best in gowns because of her height and boby shape but in normal clothes not as good.Friday, May 23, 2008
Stephanie PRATT at the IN TOUCH party!
Her and Lauren are into rockin the white the last couple days! You know what they say, you can only where white from memorial day to labor day!!
Audrina PATRIDGE heads out for ANOTHER busy, BUSY day of SHOPPING!
Hey Audrina, buy something cute for a change!
LAUREN Conrad proves WALKING and CHEWING gum is, in fact, very difficult!!
That woulda been too funny if she tipped over!
LAUREN Conrad and STEPHEN Colletti OUT AH-GAIN!!!
From Perez Hilton:What is it with the girls from The Hills???
They can't ever seem to find NEW men.
They always go back to their damaged goods!
Lauren Conrad is still "spending time" with Stephen Colletti.
The pair went out club-hopping in L.A. on Wednesday night.
What's more sad: that he's only hangin' out with her to get screen time on The Hills or…
That she knows this and still hangs out with him anyways????
Desperate and desperate!
SHUT it PEREZ!! I like this pairing!
THE hills chicks if not in HIGH SCHOOL will atleast always act HIGH SCHOOLISH!!
What's up with all "The Hills" people? Weren't Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge like, BFFs last time we checked? Conrad and her posse including Lo, Brody, Frankie and Spencer's sis Stephanie hung out in the Hennessy lounge away from the common folk, while Audrina sat just a table away and didn't exchange a single word with her fellow "friends." Meow.
HEIDI Montag and the FULL BODY WAX - defiantly more than I wanted to KNOW!!
Heidi Montag may have her very own clothing collection, but that doesn't mean that "The Hills" hottie necessarily has the most appropriate sense of style.Montag surprised staffers at West Hollywood's Ona Spa last weekend when she strolled in wearing a see-through sundress and insisted on a full body wax.We're told that halfway through "going bare," Heidi started talking somewhat loudly about her overbearing love for (annoying) boyfriend Spencer Pratt."I wanted to vomit," an ear witness told Pop Tarts.But they must be paying those reality kids pretty well these days, as the blonde babe apparently left a "very generous" tip. Well, it's either that or Montag was making up for the negative press she received last week when it was reported by TMZ that she and Pratt only left $16 on a $783 dinner bill at an L.A. restaurant, prompting one of the show's (embarrassed) producers to step in and leave some cash from his personal pocket.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
AUDRINA Patridge chats with E!
She may seem short on brains, but Audrina Patridge definitely has a hot body. Maxim named her No. 74 in their annual Hot 100 List, and she hit their bash on Wednesday night to celebrate her sexy status.
But since pics of Audrina in a teeny bikini on the set of Into the Blue 2 popped up, some people have been speculating if she got her hills enhanced à la Heidi Montag.
"Leave my boobs alone!" she answered when I asked if there were any rumors she wanted to clear up about her crazy cleavage.
Maybe she's smarter than she seems on the show? Speaking of, she also told me she's still living with Lauren Conrad despite the roommate issues shown last season. I know I'll sleep easier at night now that that's settled.
But since pics of Audrina in a teeny bikini on the set of Into the Blue 2 popped up, some people have been speculating if she got her hills enhanced à la Heidi Montag.
"Leave my boobs alone!" she answered when I asked if there were any rumors she wanted to clear up about her crazy cleavage.
Maybe she's smarter than she seems on the show? Speaking of, she also told me she's still living with Lauren Conrad despite the roommate issues shown last season. I know I'll sleep easier at night now that that's settled.
Audrina PATRIDGE at the MAXIM 100 PARTY!
Her hair looks like sh*t!! Did she come straight from the gym? Thats just awful!
Audrina PATRIDGE'S style continues to get WORSE!
The hat? BADDDD!! The dress? UGGGGG! Does the girl have anything not skin tight? She looks like a hooker!
Audrina and JUSTIN BOBBY - Door STILL Open?
Audrina Patridge isn't done with on-again, off-again beau Justin Bobby.The Hills star laughed when asked by Usmagazine.com if the pair are back on.
"Maybe," she responded at the Maxim Hot 100 party in Hollywood Wednesday. (Patridge rated No. 74, behind Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad.)
"I don't know," she added. "If things get hard I always go back to Justin. "
(The two were photographed together Tuesday at the five-year anniversary bash for Ashton Kutcher's restaurant Dolce.)
Patridge and Bobby (real name: Justin Brescia) never dated exclusively and had a falling out after he kissed another woman in front of her. On last week's Hills finale, Bobby (a model) accompanied Patridge as she looked for an apartment to distance herself from Conrad.
"He is one of my good friends," Patridge explained. "I've known him forever. I knew him before the show and I know he'll be there after. He's very supportive."
Patridge is currently filming Into the Blue 2.
I don't buy Audrina/JB, I think its all for the Hills, Audrina's screen time on Hills has been fallen and she knows JB drama can get her more screen time.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
HEIDI and SPENCER not so POPULAR!
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt brought their fame-seeking selves to the Dodgers game on Monday night, and were not greeted with open arms and a warm reception. On the contrary, Heidi Montag and her man found themselves the helpless victims of thousands of jeers and boos from the 36,000 people in the stands at the baseball game. Even if you’re as egotistical as, that’s got to hurt the self-esteem just a bit!
The booing took place when Heidi and Spencer’s images were flashed on the big screen in the middle of the game. At the time, the two were doing their best to look like real fans of the baseball game as opposed to just the fame-hungry couple we’ve come to know them as.
But even though they had on their most dashing Dodger gear, and a big foam finger (because nothing says, “I’m not here for a photo op” like a big foam finger”), the crowd erupted in a chorus of boos. You can’t please everyone!
and have become more famous than ever lately- and not for their illustrious work on The Hills, but rather for the terrible photo ops they stage for themselves on a regular basis.
A prime example of this absurdity took place on Mother’s Day, when the two staged a photo op with Heidi’s mom, a bouquet of flowers, a large card, and two very fake smiles. Hey, at least the flowers were real!
Well it seems that the public- or at least serious baseball fans have had it. They’ve got more important things to worry about than what those two crazy kids from The Hills are up to. We can’t help thinking Lauren Conrad would have loved to have been in the crowd at this particular baseball game!
The booing took place when Heidi and Spencer’s images were flashed on the big screen in the middle of the game. At the time, the two were doing their best to look like real fans of the baseball game as opposed to just the fame-hungry couple we’ve come to know them as.
But even though they had on their most dashing Dodger gear, and a big foam finger (because nothing says, “I’m not here for a photo op” like a big foam finger”), the crowd erupted in a chorus of boos. You can’t please everyone!
and have become more famous than ever lately- and not for their illustrious work on The Hills, but rather for the terrible photo ops they stage for themselves on a regular basis.
A prime example of this absurdity took place on Mother’s Day, when the two staged a photo op with Heidi’s mom, a bouquet of flowers, a large card, and two very fake smiles. Hey, at least the flowers were real!
Well it seems that the public- or at least serious baseball fans have had it. They’ve got more important things to worry about than what those two crazy kids from The Hills are up to. We can’t help thinking Lauren Conrad would have loved to have been in the crowd at this particular baseball game!
YO Spencer!
YO SPENCER! I'm gay but I hang out with a bunch of straight guys all the time. A few nights ago, I hooked up with one of them; he then told all his friends that it had never happened and I made it up. I don't want to embarrass this guy, but I'm not a liar. What do I do?
Next time you go out and party with this friend, make sure you bring your digital camera. When you start making out, take a photo and threaten to put it on Facebook if he keeps lying to your friends. In this day and age, you need evidence to prove your case.
Why does this guy care if people believe him and why is he telling people? Thats not so cool to kiss and tell.
Next time you go out and party with this friend, make sure you bring your digital camera. When you start making out, take a photo and threaten to put it on Facebook if he keeps lying to your friends. In this day and age, you need evidence to prove your case.
Why does this guy care if people believe him and why is he telling people? Thats not so cool to kiss and tell.
WHO wore it BEST? KRISTIN vs LC edition!
I have to say I think they both look good, maybe a tiny, tiny, tiny edge to Kristin.
Jessica ALBA got MARRIED! He couldn't shave?
Cash ain't the best lookin guy. That said, Jessica seems like she can be handful.
WOW, I am kinda shocked.....
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Stephen and LC.....
So the Stephen and LC rumors are pretty rampant that they are, in fact, together. Now, I am just talking totally hypothetical but say LC realizes the Hills is most likely topping out and Stephen realizes his acting career is most likely not going to play out, isn't it possible they would get together and possibly even marry to extend their careers on MTV? A newlyweds with Stephen and LC would almost certainly be the most watched show EVER on MTV. I would imagine Stephen and LC would become the highest paid reality people ever. I would go so far to say that they might even make $100,000.00 per episode. They could easily in just a couple/three seasons set themselves up financially for life. You know they would be on all the magazine covers, sell their wedding pictures for atleast a half million and most likely more. All of these reality shows have a line item for talent so why would LC continue to share with Lo and Audrina and Whitney when she could make far more on a show with Stephen? People in general are over Spencer and Heidi and sick on Audrina so this could be a great move for LC. I would do it. And if they ever had a kid, then even more money would roll in. LC and Stephen could easily have a 5 year run on MTV with a newlywed type show, particularly if LC did get pregnant. A Stephen/LC wedding is something I imagine would easily be the highest rated special in mtv history. To me this seems like a no brainer.
Lo BOSWORTH sits down with IN TOUCH to capitalize on her 15 minutes!
From Perez Hilton:
Lauren "Lo" Bosworth sat down withIn Touch Weekly to set the record straight — she claims that she did not cause the rift between The Hills' stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge.
Lo said, "It's very disheartening for me because it's their relationship and I don't think it's really fair that I'm being blamed."
She also blamed the editing of the show for creating a level of tension in the house they share that isn't accurate.
So how does Lo really feel about Audrina???
"I love Audrina," she lies. "We have our differences and we're not great friends, but I don't hate her."
Actually, the more we think about it, we think the real villain is Lauren Conrad.
Lauren doesn't seem to like it when any Hills gal starts to get more attention than she does!
Lauren "Lo" Bosworth sat down withIn Touch Weekly to set the record straight — she claims that she did not cause the rift between The Hills' stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge.
Lo said, "It's very disheartening for me because it's their relationship and I don't think it's really fair that I'm being blamed."
She also blamed the editing of the show for creating a level of tension in the house they share that isn't accurate.
So how does Lo really feel about Audrina???
"I love Audrina," she lies. "We have our differences and we're not great friends, but I don't hate her."
Actually, the more we think about it, we think the real villain is Lauren Conrad.
Lauren doesn't seem to like it when any Hills gal starts to get more attention than she does!
Audrina Patridge and BOUCHE still hangin!
The Hills star Audrina Patridge and Whatshisface are spotted out and about in Los Angeles on Tuesday night.
The pair hit up the 5 year anniversary party for Dolce.
The pair hit up the 5 year anniversary party for Dolce.
I heard Justin can get the best coke in hollywood!
Stephanie Pratt says ADIOS to SPENCER and HEIDI! GOOD for HER!
The Hills’ Stephanie Pratt is in hot water with her brother, Spencer Pratt, and his girlfriend, Heidi Montag. “I haven’t talked to them in three weeks,” Stephanie tells In Touch. “They don’t want anything to do with me right now.” The feud stems from her friendship with her Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising classmate Lauren Conrad. “Spencer and Heidi had enough after Lauren showed up at Stephanie’s birthday party last month,” says an insider. “I just don’t understand it at all,” says Stephanie. “I think I should be able to be friends with whomever I want.” At least she didn’t have to worry about an awkward run-in with the two at the Hills’ season finale party in Beverly Hills. “Heidi and Spencer weren’t even invited,” an insider reports. “Lauren doesn’t want their drama.” Stephanie partied with Lauren and another pal on May 15 at Goa nightclub in LA. Spencer and Lauren have been enemies since she blamed him for rumors about her being in a sex tape.For more check out the new In Touch, on sale now.Tuesday, May 20, 2008
KIM KARDASHIAN and FAMILY - ALL the LATEST!
KIM + KARDASHIAN = BAGLADY!!
Does KHLOE Kardashian have a MAN?
KIM Kardashian on the SET of GOODIE TWO SHOES!!
Kourtney KARDASHIAN is clearly the HOTTEST Kardash...
Kim KARDASHIAN at ABSOLUT night!
KIM and KHLOE Kardashian spend some QUALITY time t...
ROB Kardashian, his cheetah girl gf, and his two l...
Kim Karadashian loves animals!!
KIM Kardashian at WANGO TANGO 2008!!
So, I got a little off topic this afternoon but there was no LC pics or news to be found, sorry Charly!!
Does KHLOE Kardashian have a MAN?
KIM Kardashian on the SET of GOODIE TWO SHOES!!
Kourtney KARDASHIAN is clearly the HOTTEST Kardash...
Kim KARDASHIAN at ABSOLUT night!
KIM and KHLOE Kardashian spend some QUALITY time t...
ROB Kardashian, his cheetah girl gf, and his two l...
Kim Karadashian loves animals!!
KIM Kardashian at WANGO TANGO 2008!!
So, I got a little off topic this afternoon but there was no LC pics or news to be found, sorry Charly!!
Ted Kennedy has a brain tumor.
Tests after his seizure this past Saturday revealed the tumor.Putting politics aside and whatever you think about the car accident involving the young woman many years ago, this is very sad. A lot of loss in the Kennedy family and a lot of heartache through the years.
Average survival can range from less than a year for very advanced and aggressive types - such as glioblastomas - or to about five years for different types that are slower growing.
Spencer PRATT spitfires back on BRUCE JENNER!!
The feud is heating up! Spencer Pratt has words for Brody Jenner's dad Bruce who dubbed him a "bad influence."
"That's a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody's father after Brody got famous," Pratt tells Usmagazine.com. "He should focus more on trying to be a father and worry less about Brody's influences. Brody's doing just fine."
Bruce Jenner told Us that he blames Brody's pals including Frankie Delgado and Pratt for Brody's womanizing ways.
"He's been brought down by all his friends," Bruce said. "It's not really him. He's a homeboy."
I gotta agree with Spence on this one. And Bruce, Brody is a wannabe homeboy, your right. Did you mean to say Brody is a "homebody"? That might make more sense you dumbass!
And hey Bruce, go get some more plastic surgery, you don't look fake enough!
"That's a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody's father after Brody got famous," Pratt tells Usmagazine.com. "He should focus more on trying to be a father and worry less about Brody's influences. Brody's doing just fine."
Bruce Jenner told Us that he blames Brody's pals including Frankie Delgado and Pratt for Brody's womanizing ways.
"He's been brought down by all his friends," Bruce said. "It's not really him. He's a homeboy."
I gotta agree with Spence on this one. And Bruce, Brody is a wannabe homeboy, your right. Did you mean to say Brody is a "homebody"? That might make more sense you dumbass!
And hey Bruce, go get some more plastic surgery, you don't look fake enough!
Hey BRUCE JENNER, join US in REALITY!!
Brody Jenner's dad Bruce probably isn't thrilled his son is friends again with Spencer Pratt.
Bruce Jenner blames Brody's BFFs for his son's club hopping, womanizing ways.
"Frankie [Delgado]'s a very bad influence," Bruce told Usmagazine.com at the Brent Shapiro Foundation Sober Day event in Beverly Hills Saturday. "And before that, it was Spencer.
"He's been brought down by all his friends," Bruce added. "It's not really him. He's a homeboy."
He said his son — who has dated Lauren Conrad, Nicole Richie and recently model Cora Skinner — needs "to get married. That’s the one we want to get married. He needs to settle down!"
Bruce Jenner blames Brody's BFFs for his son's club hopping, womanizing ways.
"Frankie [Delgado]'s a very bad influence," Bruce told Usmagazine.com at the Brent Shapiro Foundation Sober Day event in Beverly Hills Saturday. "And before that, it was Spencer.
"He's been brought down by all his friends," Bruce added. "It's not really him. He's a homeboy."
He said his son — who has dated Lauren Conrad, Nicole Richie and recently model Cora Skinner — needs "to get married. That’s the one we want to get married. He needs to settle down!"
I hate these parents like Bruce Jenner who blame their kids friends for their kid being a f**k up! Hey Bruce, maybe Brody is the bad influence! Bruce why don't you get off the damn reality show and parent your dumb kids!
STEPHEN COLLETTI and Lauren CONRAD movin in together?????
Lauren Conrad and Stephen Colletti (also seen on One Tree Hill) are "heating up" in their "rekindled romance!" Holla! And get this: Word is, Stephen may actually be moving to Los Angeles to live with Lauren this summer during One Tree Hill's hiatus. Juicy, no? Says the source: "They're doing really well together."
Don't FORGET.....
At the bottom of the page to click older posts, some days, like yesterday, I do quite a few posts and they spill over, I don't want you to miss anything!
IT just wouldn't be TUESDAY without some posed SPENCER and HEIDI photos from a DODGER game!
Spencer's beard is sooo cheesy! And Heidi looks ridiculous as usual! Heidi, heads up, your not sexy, k!MORE on AUDRINA Patridge's LAS VEGAS B-DAY!
It's been a good week for Audrina Patridge.
Not only did the Hills hottie land a leading role in Into the Blue 2, she also celebrated her 23rd birthday in Las Vegas Saturday night.
Audrina jetted in from Hawaii, where her movie's shooting, with a small group of family and friends—that didn't include Lauren Conrad or Justin Bobby.
After dining at Company American Bistro, Audrina and Co. headed to LAX, where the birthday girl had her very own VIP table.
In between sipping Grey Goose cocktails, she took pics and danced before blowing out the candles on her cake.
With or without L.C. around, looks like life's still pretty sweet for her.
Not only did the Hills hottie land a leading role in Into the Blue 2, she also celebrated her 23rd birthday in Las Vegas Saturday night.
Audrina jetted in from Hawaii, where her movie's shooting, with a small group of family and friends—that didn't include Lauren Conrad or Justin Bobby.
After dining at Company American Bistro, Audrina and Co. headed to LAX, where the birthday girl had her very own VIP table.
In between sipping Grey Goose cocktails, she took pics and danced before blowing out the candles on her cake.
With or without L.C. around, looks like life's still pretty sweet for her.
Monday, May 19, 2008
HEIDI MONTAG planning to FAKE a PREGNANCY? Yah, wouldn't shock me either!
The fourth season of The Hills won’t premiere on MTV until this August, but the show’s most passionate fame mongers have already devised an unbelievable scam in an effort to steal the spotlight from L.C and the rest of the gang. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.“This summer, Heidi plans to wear loose clothes and even strap on some padding around her waist to make it appear as if she’s about three months along.”“The plan is to get the baby rumor mill going so she can get photographed more. She and Spencer won’t confirm or deny the pregnancy so they can keep everyone guessing.”According to Star Magazine scoop, from rising suspicion to refuting the rumors the first order of action, Heidi, twenty-one, and her twenty-four year old on-again/off-again fiance Spencer have plotted each step of their plan carefully.First the aspiring singer will stop drinking. Then she’ll visit chic children’s boutiques like NoMi to pick out baby stuff. By the end of the summer, Heidi will be photographed bumpless and sporting a skimpy bikin while strolling along the beach.will spend the summer staging a fake pregnancy, a new tabloid report claims. After all, babies are the new black. “There’s so much Heidi wants to do. Getting fat is not in the cards right now.”
Lauren or Blake Lively? I like Lauren's black better than that putrid blue so its not really apples for apples!
Whitney PORT meet DOUBLE SIDED TAPE!
Whitney, your in FASHION, surly you know about double sided tape to keep your dress in place!
If you like LAUREN CONRAD'S boots!
Despite the L.A. heat, Hills star Lauren Conrad keeps her feet toasty in her Minnetonka Moccasin fringed boots – the same ones Nicole Richie also loves!
MORE details from AUDRINA PATRIDGE's LAS Vegas BIRTHDAY!
How times have changed.
Audrina Patridge celebrated her birthday in Las Vegas Saturday night without Hills BFF Lauren Conrad.
The now 23-year-old (her actual birthday was May 9) drank Grey Goose and Red Bull and goofed off with pals — including her mom! — at club LAX.
Wearing a black spaghetti strap dress, Patridge danced to Akon's "Smack That" while a female pal slapped her booty.
At 12:40 a.m., a white-frosted cake decorated with roses was brought out. Patridge — who flew in from Hawaii, where she's filming her first movie Into the Blue — grabbed a rose and licked frosting off the stem.
An hour later, Patridge flirted with a guy friend by giving him a peck on the lips, and later stole his fedora hat off his head.
So why didn't Conrad, 22, party with her pal in Vegas?
"Obviously there is tension and other things going on," Conrad told Usmagazine.com at the Hills season finale party in Beverly Hills last week.
"I mean there are things in our relationship, but that's how every relationship is," Conrad added. "You fight, you make up, you get along…obviously we are going to have problems, but we are still friends and we love each other."
Besides, Conrad and third roomie Lo Bosworth threw Patridge a pool party at their Hollywood Hills home, she says.
"You'll see it on the show!" Conrad teases.
Audrina Patridge celebrated her birthday in Las Vegas Saturday night without Hills BFF Lauren Conrad.
The now 23-year-old (her actual birthday was May 9) drank Grey Goose and Red Bull and goofed off with pals — including her mom! — at club LAX.
Wearing a black spaghetti strap dress, Patridge danced to Akon's "Smack That" while a female pal slapped her booty.
At 12:40 a.m., a white-frosted cake decorated with roses was brought out. Patridge — who flew in from Hawaii, where she's filming her first movie Into the Blue — grabbed a rose and licked frosting off the stem.
An hour later, Patridge flirted with a guy friend by giving him a peck on the lips, and later stole his fedora hat off his head.
So why didn't Conrad, 22, party with her pal in Vegas?
"Obviously there is tension and other things going on," Conrad told Usmagazine.com at the Hills season finale party in Beverly Hills last week.
"I mean there are things in our relationship, but that's how every relationship is," Conrad added. "You fight, you make up, you get along…obviously we are going to have problems, but we are still friends and we love each other."
Besides, Conrad and third roomie Lo Bosworth threw Patridge a pool party at their Hollywood Hills home, she says.
"You'll see it on the show!" Conrad teases.
SPENCER Pratt is a cheap BASTARD!
A source tells TMZ that Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and two friends ran up a $783 bill at an L.A. restaurant last night -- and when Spency paid the bill, he tipped a whopping 16 bucks!A camera crew was with the vomit-inducing twosome at the time -- no surprise there -- and our source says that when they stopped filming, the server approached a producer from the show about the measly tip. The producer forked over $60 from his own pocket to cover Spencer's shortcomings.Included on the bill were 12 shots of platinum Patron at $60 a pop. Drinking and simple arithmetic just don't mix.Ok, first, in general, I think tipping has gotten out of hand, servers now EXPECT 20% which is ridicoulous. That said $16 bucks on $800 tab is just being a prick!
Audrina PATRDIGE celebrates her birthday for atleast the THIRD time, now in LAS VEGAS!
Audrina is starting to believe she's a real star, ummm, Audrina, hon, real celebrities like Reese Witherspoon could celebrate their birthday for a month but they don't. Audrina get a grip, your about to end up in rehab!
Is Audrina doing COKE?
That first picture is a little suspicious! And look out how glazed she is in the other pics. Would this surprise anyone?
LAUREN Conrad and new BFF Stephanie PRATT hit the town!
Niether one of them is lookin too good here!
Friday, May 16, 2008
Lo Bosworth, you BITCH!
Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge pretend like everything is fine for the cameras, but in the real world, they barely hang out!L.C. was spotted club-hopping with her real best friend, Lo Bosworth, on Wednesday night in Los Angeles.
Ever since Lo has been in the picture, things just haven't been the same!
Thanks a lot LO for ruining LC's and Audrina's priceless friendship - I couldn't even type that with a straight face!
Can't wait to tune into BROMANCE every week! Yah, not so much!
Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt are back on as buds—and just in time, so it seems.E! News has exclusively learned that Jenner, a former Prince of Malibu and member of an extended reality-TV family, has signed on to star in his own unscripted MTV series, Bromance, brought to you by Ryan Seacrest Productions.While it's currently unclear which bros are going to be Jenner's nearest and dearest, a source says it's "possible Spencer could appear on the show."Hence the rekindling, which began when Pratt called Jenner up and was "basically begging for Brody to bury the hatchet"?Not that Pratt—who along with Heidi Montag wasn't even invited to The Hills' season-finale party last night—would ever do anything motivated by the notion of more time in the spotlight..."Spencer had been calling and texting for a long time, begging to make up, but Brody was just blowing him off," the source said. "Spencer was relentless."But Jenner apparently relented last week, finally picking up the phone to talk to his ex-pal for the first time in nearly a year, and now the two are chatting and "on OK terms."The camera-friendly twosome had been on the outs since June, supposedly after Pratt told Jenner: It's either L.C. or me. (Meaning, Jenner had to chose whether to stay friends with Montag nemesis Lauren Conrad or Pratt.)"When Brody said he wasn't going to choose, Spencer refused to be friends with Brody," a source tells E! News.
I couldn't take being subjected to Frankie and those damn ears every week!
I couldn't take being subjected to Frankie and those damn ears every week!
Lauren CONRAD and Stephanie PRATT just chllin!
Sometimes Lauren dresses like someone who has had a couple kids and wears the oversized flowy tops!
The HILLS still pulls in the VIEWERS!!
Monday night's season finale of The Hills was watched by 2.94 million viewers between the ages of 12 and 34 and 3.77 total viewers, MTV announced Wednesday.The ratings made The Hills finale the most watched show in its time period among 12-34-year-olds across both cable and broadcast networks.The Hills is the top original cable series this year among its demo – and makes up 7 out of the top 10 cable shows among young viewers.The season premiere of The Hills in March drew an average of 4.7 million total viewers.This season of The Hills reached over 43 million total viewers and was the highest rated season of an MTV series since Real World XIV: San Diego in 2004.
LAUREN Conrad sighting!
Around midnight, Lauren Conrad and Lauren Bosworth said "hi" to Nicole Richie by the bar – then ditched their table (with Stephanie Pratt) to join her on the dance floor. Richie and Conrad held hands as they got down to the mix of retro and new songs.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
LAUREN Conrad at STK night before LAST!
Ok, why do these young celebrity women keep wearing these short dresses to the popular clubs and eateries? You know the papparazzi is there, you know you have to exit a cab, do you want them to see your cooch? I mean either wear jeans or atleast wear some little boyshorts underneath!
Sorry to those hoping to see a LOT of DOUG REINHARDT on the HILLS next season!!
As quickly as it started, it has ended for Lauren Conrad and her baseball beau Doug Reinhardt, who’s featured in the upcoming season of The Hills.A pal of Reinhardt’s says he realized things were over with Conrad at a recent birthday barbecue for Hills star Audrina Patridge (which other sources say will air on the show). “Brody [Jenner], Frankie [Delgado] and Doug got upset that Stephanie Pratt was there. Doug and Lauren got into a fight about it,” says the pal. “He just decided he’s over it. He thought that Lauren’s gotten a bit of a big head and didn’t like he way he felt he was being portrayed on the show.”Reinhardt isn’t wasting any time easing back into the game. The minor leaguer for the Baltimore Orioles was recently spotted out to dinner with his longtime ex-girlfriend Allie Lutz, 22, a USC graduate, at L.A.’s STK and again Tuesday at the Coco de Ville lounge opening in LA. In fact, Reinhardt’s been spotted getting cozy with a bevy of ladies all around town. At Goa in March, he chatted and exchanged numbers with a tall blonde. The next day at the Better Bacon-hosted bungalow to celebrate the artwork of disabled children, Reinhardt picked up another number. With pal Brody Jenner by his side, Doug immediately took notice of a beautiful brunette and asked for her number, to which her response was, “Buy a piece of art.” Not only did Doug buy a piece of art, he picked out three different pieces in just 10 minutes!Reinhardt and Conrad briefly dated in high school (when he and Lutz were on a break) but things recently started up again at the suggestion of his pals. “Frankie thought that it would be a great idea if Doug and Lauren dated, he thought they were a good match,” says the pal.The source says things officially ended earlier this month with an on-camera split, “Lauren went over to Doug’s house to officially breakup on camera.” Says the source, “I have a feeling you won’t be seeing them together anytime soon.”
TOTALLY off topic!
If your one of these people that believes in global warming or one of these people that believes the men and women in Iraq died for nothing then I encourage you to research and understand the concept of "peak oil".
Peak oil is a real problem and issue, an issue that probably 99 out of 100 people have never heard of, a problem that most likely will impact your life far more than you realize today.
Just briefly, peak oil was an idea first put forward back in the 1970's when an executive with Shell predicted that the US had reached it's peak oil production within the US, his idea proved correct in around 1973 when US oil production peaked.
The idea/theory goes further than around 2010-2012 the world will also hit peak oil. So when you moan and groan and it cost you 50, 60, 100 dollars to fill your tank - stop and think what it may be in the near future. Goldman Sachs recently announced they believe oil may hit 200 dollars a barrell in the next 24 months. This would most likely mean you spend in excess of $8/per gallon at the pump.
The ramifications are far worse than you might imagine, when peak oil occurs, you will most likely see country's fight over what oil remains. China and the US are filling their strategic reserves to capacity now for a reason.
Realize too that the old Soviet Union fell largely because Reagan convined the Saudi's to flood the the market with oil - so what happened - to keep its countrys revenue up the russians were forced to sell oil at far less than they had been recieving effectively bankrupting the country.
This illustrates the power of oil.
And don't think that the untapped reserves in Alaska will save us either. Alaska has about 10 billion barrells - about what the US consumes in one year. And from the day we started drilling in Alaska it would take 10 years to bring the oil to market at a meaningful capacity.
So the next time you bemoan Bush and Cheney and the lives lost in Iraq, realize just how important the assets in Iraq are in time of nearing peak oil.
I encourage everyone to learn more about peak oil.
Peak oil is a real problem and issue, an issue that probably 99 out of 100 people have never heard of, a problem that most likely will impact your life far more than you realize today.
Just briefly, peak oil was an idea first put forward back in the 1970's when an executive with Shell predicted that the US had reached it's peak oil production within the US, his idea proved correct in around 1973 when US oil production peaked.
The idea/theory goes further than around 2010-2012 the world will also hit peak oil. So when you moan and groan and it cost you 50, 60, 100 dollars to fill your tank - stop and think what it may be in the near future. Goldman Sachs recently announced they believe oil may hit 200 dollars a barrell in the next 24 months. This would most likely mean you spend in excess of $8/per gallon at the pump.
The ramifications are far worse than you might imagine, when peak oil occurs, you will most likely see country's fight over what oil remains. China and the US are filling their strategic reserves to capacity now for a reason.
Realize too that the old Soviet Union fell largely because Reagan convined the Saudi's to flood the the market with oil - so what happened - to keep its countrys revenue up the russians were forced to sell oil at far less than they had been recieving effectively bankrupting the country.
This illustrates the power of oil.
And don't think that the untapped reserves in Alaska will save us either. Alaska has about 10 billion barrells - about what the US consumes in one year. And from the day we started drilling in Alaska it would take 10 years to bring the oil to market at a meaningful capacity.
So the next time you bemoan Bush and Cheney and the lives lost in Iraq, realize just how important the assets in Iraq are in time of nearing peak oil.
I encourage everyone to learn more about peak oil.
Lauren CONRAD and BOSWORTH hit CROWN BAR for a BIG night out!
They look tipse! Lo looks like something you don't want to see when they turn the lights on when the bar closes! And Lo isn't it time to get a real job now? School's out biatch - get a J-O-B!!
Lauren has been hanging out with the Kardashian sisters and Paula Abdul the last couple nights!
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Interview with STEPHANIE Pratt!!
Hey everybody, this is Gina from BuddyTV, and today I'm talking to Stephanie Pratt from The Hills. Hey Stephanie, how are you?I'm good. How are you?
I'm good. Thanks so much for doing the interview. We're really happy to be talking to you. Oh, I'm so excited. I was wondering if you had any reservations into going into being a more regular cast member on The Hills this season?
Were you nervous about anything?
How it would affect my relationship with Spencer.
How has it affected your relationship with Spencer? You guys have certainly had your ups and downs so far this season.
I actually don't really want to say anything about Spencer.
Okay, that's fine. You and Lauren had a little bit of a blow out last season, now you guys are friends. What turned things around for you and made you change your mind about her?
I was out of town, and then I became really close with my brother's girlfriend. They had this conflict with Lauren, and I was at that club, and they were really upset by her. You know, the fight. I yelled at her, and I felt really bad because that's just not the person I am. The music was loud, and my adrenaline was there, I saw her with Brody, and I got really upset that Brody was there, because Brody was like a brother to me. Then when I saw her in class I was terrified, but I knew I couldn't sit for nine weeks and not talk to her.
Brody told Lauren not to trust you, or to be careful of you. Why do you think he said that?
I don't know. I actually saw him at the US Weekly party and I asked him. I was like, "Brody, you've known me forever. How can you say that?" And he was like, "I was just trying to create drama."
How has it been being on The Hills? Are you happy that you've been a cast member this season?
Yes, definitely. It's so much fun.
Are you being recognized when you're out in public?
Not really, not too much. I was getting ice cream, and this one guy was like, "Stephanie!" That was fun.
How have things been with Heidi so far? Um, I actually don't want to talk about her either. I'm sorry.
Have you actually hung out with Audrina or Lo at all, besides Lauren?
Yes, I hung out with Lo when we went to the US Weekly party. She went with Lauren, and she's really nice, and Audrina's really nice, but I think there's like some stuff going on. It's confusing what's going on with them.
Are you still friends with Lauren? Do you get to hang out with her?
Yeah I do. She's not in town right now, but we have the finale party on Monday, and we were just talking about what we're gonna wear. So we still talk.
Now I know last season Heidi and Spencer weren't at the finale. Will they be there this year?
I'm not sure. I've heard that they will be there, and I've heard that they won't be there.
Is there anything in the finale that involves you, and a storyline with you?
Yes. Heidi confides in me that she got a job promotion and might be moving to Vegas.
Are you still in school? Are you still enrolled?
Yeah, I have school every Tuesday and Wednesday.
And what are you studying?
Product development.
What's your ultimate goal in life once you finish school and once everything moves on from The Hills? What's your goal?
I have always wanted to design handbags. That is like the one thing that I've been obsessed with forever.
Is that something that you plan on doing when you're young, in the next few years?
Actually, a couple of years ago I already started a book, and I already started designing purses, just drawing them. Then I interned for a company called GenART. Jen Egan, I think, is the president of it, and she saw them and she loved them, so she's gonna hopefully introduce me to some people who can help get them made.
But it's expensive to start.
Oh, definitely.
And GenART, I know a lot of contestants from Project Runway have been involved with that too, right?
Yeah, I know. GenART is so cool.
Do you have any regrets about being on The Hills? Would you do it again?
Yeah, I would definitely do it again. It's just hard for my parents I think, because we live in such a small town. We grew up in the Palisades, so it's like this small town between Malibu and Santa Monica, and everyone kind of knows each other. My mom will kind of get stopped a lot, and sometimes when Spencer and I are fighting she'll be embarrassed. Sometimes I feel bad for them.
We can definitely expect to see you at the MTV finale party next week?
Yes, I'm actually looking for a dress right now.
Well I'm glad I got to talk to you, and I just wanted to thank you for your time.
Of course. Thank you so much for wanting to do an interview with me.
No problem, I'm really glad we got to do it.
Have a great day, Steph.
Thanks. You too, Gina.
YO SPENCER!!
YO SPENCER! After college, my group of friends split evenly between NYC and L.A. Every couple of months someone flies cross country to party in the opposite coast. The thing is, with three of my good friends living in L.A., we can only have two NYC guys come at a time. Five guys is the limit! You can't fit more than five in one car, and you can't roll in anywhere with more than five guys holding your hand. It's just not happening. So how do you tell the other guys in New York that you are taking a trip out west and they can't come without having to deal with any BS from them?
You tell them that no hot club in L.A. is going to let two dudes in—let alone four or five—so you need to rotate trips to L.A. unless you don't mind partying at the non-exclusive clubs. Or tell them that they need to come with cash to offer the promoter or door person. If I was bouncing the door at a hot spot, five dudes would cost at least $500 dollars. So if they're cool with bringing loot, problem solved. With enough money you can roll five dudes deep pretty much anywhere.
You tell them that no hot club in L.A. is going to let two dudes in—let alone four or five—so you need to rotate trips to L.A. unless you don't mind partying at the non-exclusive clubs. Or tell them that they need to come with cash to offer the promoter or door person. If I was bouncing the door at a hot spot, five dudes would cost at least $500 dollars. So if they're cool with bringing loot, problem solved. With enough money you can roll five dudes deep pretty much anywhere.
Hills chicks respond to Audrina PATRIDGE'S big BREAK!
Our first question upon hearing that Hills third wheel and one-time aspiring Playboy model Audrina Patridge is slated to be the first star from MTV's fake reality show to make the jump to the big screen: What do her backstabbing, undermining friends think? Radar made some calls, and as expected, the girls' answers varied.
The past few weeks, as you know, have been tough on poor Patridge—for her many obvious mental deficits, she's always remained loyal to her friends, so it's gotta be difficult for her to sit back and watch the snot-faced Lo swoop in and take her place as Lauren's favorite roommate. Lauren's irritation with Audrina's sad puppy dog routine has gotten increasingly palpable of late, but she did shed tears when Audrina admitted to her that she feared their friendship was breaking up. Would news that Audrina has been cast as the "no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe whose boyfriend caters to her every command" in Into the Blue 2 further drive a wedge between her and her former BFF? Is life on The Hills really that much of a zero-sum game?
Reached for comment, Lauren Conrad had this to say through her publicist: "I'm so proud of her!! She moved to L.A. to become an actress and it's so exciting to see it really happening to her." The double exclamation point can only mean one thing: Lauren is truly very thrilled for her friend!
Heidi Montag, on the other hand, is maybe not as enthused. When we asked her publicist if either she or Heidi had a response to news of Patridge's good fortune, we were told, "Neither."
Lo, who is probably the one who is most rankled by the news, couldn't be reached for comment, as she isn't famous enough to have a publicist. Though she's certainly making a power play to get more air time next season to fix that.
Some additional confirmed details regarding the movie: It'll star Chris Carmack, better known as hotheaded jock Luke "Welcome to the O.C., bitch" Ward from The O.C. and Smallville's Laura Vandervoort. The two play "a married couple hired as professional divers to search for Columbus' hidden treasure..." until something goes horribly wrong. You'll have to hold your breath (heh) until 2010 to actually see it, though.
The past few weeks, as you know, have been tough on poor Patridge—for her many obvious mental deficits, she's always remained loyal to her friends, so it's gotta be difficult for her to sit back and watch the snot-faced Lo swoop in and take her place as Lauren's favorite roommate. Lauren's irritation with Audrina's sad puppy dog routine has gotten increasingly palpable of late, but she did shed tears when Audrina admitted to her that she feared their friendship was breaking up. Would news that Audrina has been cast as the "no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe whose boyfriend caters to her every command" in Into the Blue 2 further drive a wedge between her and her former BFF? Is life on The Hills really that much of a zero-sum game?
Reached for comment, Lauren Conrad had this to say through her publicist: "I'm so proud of her!! She moved to L.A. to become an actress and it's so exciting to see it really happening to her." The double exclamation point can only mean one thing: Lauren is truly very thrilled for her friend!
Heidi Montag, on the other hand, is maybe not as enthused. When we asked her publicist if either she or Heidi had a response to news of Patridge's good fortune, we were told, "Neither."
Lo, who is probably the one who is most rankled by the news, couldn't be reached for comment, as she isn't famous enough to have a publicist. Though she's certainly making a power play to get more air time next season to fix that.
Some additional confirmed details regarding the movie: It'll star Chris Carmack, better known as hotheaded jock Luke "Welcome to the O.C., bitch" Ward from The O.C. and Smallville's Laura Vandervoort. The two play "a married couple hired as professional divers to search for Columbus' hidden treasure..." until something goes horribly wrong. You'll have to hold your breath (heh) until 2010 to actually see it, though.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
"IT's all GOOD" - Brody JENNER!
After a falling out last year, Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt's friendship appears on the mend."We're cool – It's all good," Jenner told Usmagazine.com at the Hills finale party in L.A. Monday.
A rift had grown between the two – who were buds over ten years – after Pratt made inflammatory comments about Jenner's ex Nicole Richie. Pratt was also angry when Jenner sided with nemesis Lauren Conrad.
But Jenner is now downplaying the drama.
"I love Spencer and I have always said that," he told Us. "It's not about any animosity towards each other."
"I wish Spencer the best," Jenner added. "We took a different path and I respect his path. I do what I do and he does what he does."
So is there any future for him and Conrad?
"Me and Lauren are friends," Jenner told Us. "That's what it is at this point in time and that's where it's going to stay until whenever. I love Lauren and I always have."
Lauren CONRAD comforts Lindsay LOHAN in her time of NEED!
From Perez Hilton:Poor Lindsay Lohan. The girl just seems so messed up these days!
She's been showing up late to events. She's been dropped from recent movies. She just can't seem to get it together.
Now, reports have it that Lindsay had a bad night recently with her "very good" friend, Samantha Ronson.
Lindz was seen crying like a baby the other night in West Hollywood at the Crown Bar.
She was reportedly upset over a fight she had gotten into with "her girlfriend Sam [the man] Ronson."
Reports are that the two had a huge fight which caused Lindsay to lose it.
According to those around her, Lindsay was comforted by Diana Ross' son, Evan, and by Lauren Conrad.
That's an odd group. If only Rumor Willis was there!
Let's hope Lindsay gets her life in order, cuz after being dropped from her latest movie, if her legging line doesn't work out well, she's going to be in need of some money soon.
And no one wants to hire a fuck-up anymore!
She's been showing up late to events. She's been dropped from recent movies. She just can't seem to get it together.
Now, reports have it that Lindsay had a bad night recently with her "very good" friend, Samantha Ronson.
Lindz was seen crying like a baby the other night in West Hollywood at the Crown Bar.
She was reportedly upset over a fight she had gotten into with "her girlfriend Sam [the man] Ronson."
Reports are that the two had a huge fight which caused Lindsay to lose it.
According to those around her, Lindsay was comforted by Diana Ross' son, Evan, and by Lauren Conrad.
That's an odd group. If only Rumor Willis was there!
Let's hope Lindsay gets her life in order, cuz after being dropped from her latest movie, if her legging line doesn't work out well, she's going to be in need of some money soon.
And no one wants to hire a fuck-up anymore!
LAUREN CONRAD was behind the no invite of SPENCER and HEIDI last night! I knew it!
From Perez Hilton:
Talk about holding a grudge!
Lauren Conrad once again had Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag banned from The Hills live finale party last night, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com.
"MTV caved in to Lauren's demands," a source close to the situation tells us. "They didn't let Spencer and Heidi in to the party because Lauren threatened to walk off. She didn't want any of the attention taken away from her."
P-E-T-T-Y.
Why can't L.C. just move on already??????
Lauren Conrad once again had Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag banned from The Hills live finale party last night, sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com.
"MTV caved in to Lauren's demands," a source close to the situation tells us. "They didn't let Spencer and Heidi in to the party because Lauren threatened to walk off. She didn't want any of the attention taken away from her."
P-E-T-T-Y.
Why can't L.C. just move on already??????
SPENCER and BRODY kissed and made up!!
From Perez Hilton:
Wow. Wow. Wow.
We never saw this coming!!!!
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Spencer Pratt and Brody Jenner have made up!
And, even more shockingly, the reconciliation is for real and didn't happen on-camera!!!
The former childhood friends had a falling out when Jenner began heating things up again with Lauren Conrad last year.
Now that Brody and Spencer have made up, do you guys think L.C. and Heidi will make peace too????
Audrina PATRIDGE out last NIGHT!
Topic's of conversation in this video include, Audrina's boobs, the LC sex tape and an Audrina sex tape. Enjoy.HEIDI and SPENCER NOT invited to HILLS finale! OMG!
UPDATE: I just heard back from Montag's rep on why she wasn't at the party.
Two words: "Not invited."
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Photo-opportunists Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are no-shows at the Hills season finale party happening right now at a private mansion in Beverly Hills.
Two words: "Not invited."
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Photo-opportunists Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are no-shows at the Hills season finale party happening right now at a private mansion in Beverly Hills.
That's weird, right?
“It’s not weird to me,” Lauren "L.C." Conrad told reporters as she walked into the party.
Conrad also insisted she had nothing to do with it one way or another. Montag's missed big parties for the MTV hit series before, including one in L.A. and another in NYC.
“I have no control over the guest list,” Conrad said.
But Pratt's sister, Stephanie, is in the house...
And she just revealed she wants to get into the fashion biz like Conrad, Montag and Whitney Port. Handbags are her thing.
“I love purses,” she said. “Pockets are so important to me, because I have a hundred lip glosses. So [the purses] will have hundreds of pockets and chains and, I think, a mix of leather and suede. But don’t tell anyone, because that’s my vision.”
Oops, too late.
As for the party, it’s at a secret location where guests are being shuttled to and from the Beverly Center mall. There’s a stage set up for Usher’s performance after the screening of the finale.
Brody Jenner just showed up, as did Audrina Patridge. Everyone is rushing to go watch the show.
Oh, wouldn’t it be fab if Heidi and Spencer showed up? With or without them, I’m sure I’ll have more dishy details for you as the night goes on.
Enjoy the show!
“It’s not weird to me,” Lauren "L.C." Conrad told reporters as she walked into the party.
Conrad also insisted she had nothing to do with it one way or another. Montag's missed big parties for the MTV hit series before, including one in L.A. and another in NYC.
“I have no control over the guest list,” Conrad said.
But Pratt's sister, Stephanie, is in the house...
And she just revealed she wants to get into the fashion biz like Conrad, Montag and Whitney Port. Handbags are her thing.
“I love purses,” she said. “Pockets are so important to me, because I have a hundred lip glosses. So [the purses] will have hundreds of pockets and chains and, I think, a mix of leather and suede. But don’t tell anyone, because that’s my vision.”
Oops, too late.
As for the party, it’s at a secret location where guests are being shuttled to and from the Beverly Center mall. There’s a stage set up for Usher’s performance after the screening of the finale.
Brody Jenner just showed up, as did Audrina Patridge. Everyone is rushing to go watch the show.
Oh, wouldn’t it be fab if Heidi and Spencer showed up? With or without them, I’m sure I’ll have more dishy details for you as the night goes on.
Enjoy the show!
Lauren CONRAD and WHITNEY Port out the day of the FINALE!
There they are, not much to talk about here!
The FINALE!!
So, first, I keep tuning into the Hills and I have really gotten to the point where I'm not sure why. Anyone else feel this way? I mean its the same thing every week, Lo is bitchy, Audrina feels left out, and LC crys about something. If i'm LC, I sit both their asses down, and say "Your both my friends and if one or both of you can't deal with that, then move the f**k out!". Heidi and Spencer fight, Spencer talks about loyalty, and Stephanie talks about being caught in the middle but always puts herself in the middle. For example, if your really sick of the bs, then when Spencer calls looking for Heidi, if i'm Stephanie I say Spencer "I don't know, why don't you f-ing call her!". Ok, and then Heidi just leaving Vegas, how unprofessional, I would have fired Heidi's ass! And next season, it looks like the same s**t! Heidi and Spencer still bitching about Stephanie and loyalty, Lo and Audrina still fighting like two year olds and LC still looking for love. i don't know if I can take 19 more episodes of this nonsense!
Monday, May 12, 2008
Heidi MONTAG glad to be FINISHED with Lauren CONRAD!
Heidi Montag told Ellen DeGeneres that the ex-friendship with Lauren Conrad is a “weight off my shoulders.” From MTV’s The Hills, Season 3, it may appear Heidi Montag misses her friendship with Lauren Conrad, but she tells Ellen DeGeneres differently. “It’s kind of like a weight off my shoulders,” Montag told DeGeneres in an interview, according to Usmagazine.com. “Towards the end of our relationship, she was just always yelling at me and nagging at me because she didn’t like my boyfriend [Spencer Pratt].” Pratt seemed to get in the way of the friendship, reportedly spreading rumors that Conrad had a sex tape with her ex-boyfriend. Pratt and Montag are currently on the rocks in Season 3, as Montag jets off to Vegas for her job with Bolthouse Productions, but even with the troubles, Conrad does not have her back. Maybe it was the run-ins at popular California clubs, or Montag’s plastic surgery and shaky music career, but it doesn’t look like these two will be friends anytime soon. With Montag being friends with Hills costar Audrina Partridge, and Conrad classmates with Pratt’s sister, Stephanie, there seemed to be hope for watchers, but Montag reported to Us and DeGeneres on their current Rolling Stone photo shoot, “They’re all having fun and I’m like let’s just get it done, I mean . . . awkward!”
HEIDI MONTAG's mom is a HO just like HEIDI for the money!
No wonder Heidi is trash, so is her mom! Look at her whoreing it up for these paid photos. What a bitch!
AUDRINA Patridge goes INTO the BLUE!
Audrina Patridge is following in Jessica Alba's big screen foot steps.
The Hills star, 22, will appear in Into the Blue 2, the follow-up to Alba's 2005 beach flick.
Patridge plays a no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe whose boyfriend caters to her every command, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
The role is "giving me the chance to show people [what I can do]," Patridge, who recently canned her agent for not getting her enough gigs, told Ryan Seacrest on May 8. "This is why I moved to L.A."
Could another Hills feud start? Patridge is the first star from the reality show to begin acting in movies. (Pal Lauren Conrad appeared in 2007's Epic Movie as herself.)
Perhaps.
"The drama is still unfolding," Patridge told Seacrest.
The Hills' season finale airs tonight. Usmagazine.com first reported that the MTV hit was renewed for a fourth season.
The Hills star, 22, will appear in Into the Blue 2, the follow-up to Alba's 2005 beach flick.
Patridge plays a no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe whose boyfriend caters to her every command, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
The role is "giving me the chance to show people [what I can do]," Patridge, who recently canned her agent for not getting her enough gigs, told Ryan Seacrest on May 8. "This is why I moved to L.A."
Could another Hills feud start? Patridge is the first star from the reality show to begin acting in movies. (Pal Lauren Conrad appeared in 2007's Epic Movie as herself.)
Perhaps.
"The drama is still unfolding," Patridge told Seacrest.
The Hills' season finale airs tonight. Usmagazine.com first reported that the MTV hit was renewed for a fourth season.
Lauren CONRAD returns home from the UPFRONTS!
She looks a little pissy! I have followed LC for awhile now and I think in watching her she can probably be a lot of fun but on the flip side she seems like she can be really super pissy. And this probably explains why she has a hard time keeping longterm friendships and boyfriend relationships. She seems like a lot of drama and after while you would get tired of it.
Friday, May 9, 2008
HEIDI Montag hotter than LAUREN Conrad?
Maxim chose Heidi Montag over Lauren Conrad, and although I don’t follow The Hills or care too much for reality TV, my eyes know what they see, and Lauren is way hotter!On the magazine’s annual “Hot List” poll, Montag came in at #21 and Conrad at #56.
And although Audrina Patridge didn’t make the list, she’s not complaining.
The 22-year-old confirmed on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Thursday morning that she’ll be hopping over to the big screen in what would be her first movie role.
I go next week to film it. I don’t know how much I’m allowed to say! It’s cool, because on The Hills, I don’t have that.
[The role is] giving me the chance to show people [what I can do]. This is why I moved to L.A.
Patridge said she’ll play “the girlfriend of this cocky guy who think he’s the s–t … and I kind of have him wrapped around my fingers.”
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Heidi MONTAG and SPENCER PRATT out to lunch at CAFE Vida!!
Some days I wonder why I even post about them - I mean they really are nothing special.
A MOVIE night is very dating-ish!!
• Lauren Conrad, sharing a friendly outing with former boyfriend Stephen Colletti at The Grove in Los Angeles. The Hills star and her pal went to the movies to see box-office champ Iron Man!
Stephen COLLETTI and LAUREN CONRAD spotted OUT together AGAIN!
So as I posted a few days ago, a reader said that Stephen and LC have been dating since January and anytime you see LC with someone else its just for show. These latest pics would lend more credibility to their theory.
ALL the good stuff that happens to LC does not end up on the HILLS!
LOS ANGELES — While there is some debate as to how "real" MTV’s “The Hills” really is, its star Lauren Conrad was served a severe mouthful on Monday night that definitely wasn’t scripted.
LC was leaving the opening of Hollywood hotspot Crown when a random guy (we’re told he was denied entry into the exclusive bash where the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the Madden boys were also hanging out) decided to take his anger out on the small-screen starlet.
Conrad appeared flustered and fearful as the guy hurled four-letter words at her, forcing her to flee into the closest cab.
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The lurking paparazzi caught the outburst, but the “action” that came later was far more gruesome.
According to our inside source, one of LC’s guy pals went inside, brought out a bunch of his big, buff boys and beat up the intoxicated foul-mouth.
“The guy was so drunk he couldn’t fight back — they bloodied him a bit then went back in,” our eyewitness said. “He was so out of it he beat his head against a phone pole for a few minutes after they’d gone — there was blood everywhere.”
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
RANDOM
If you get a sore throat, gargle with some warm water with a dash or two of cayenne pepper, do this as often as you can and you'll feel much better. It really does work, trust me. And another thing, when you do have a soar throat DO NOT drink orange juice, the acid will make it worse.
WHATEVER happened to ALEX M????
From myspace.com/alexmmusic
Hey guys, i've answered some questions that fans have asked.
Part 1 (April 30, 2008)
1. How Do I Get An Autographed Picture?A fan mail address is coming soon where you can request an autographed picture so stay tuned!
2. Are you in school?No...I did go to Marymount College for a couple months but the recording took up a lot of time and it resulted in me missing class ..so I'm taking time off from school..but I fully plan to go back at some point : )
3. Is there anything you wish had made it in Laguna Beach but got cut?OMG yes...I think actually this scene was on the the bonus features on the dvd ..it was when I went with Taylor to get her nose pierced ...that was by far the funniest thing ...the camera guys couldn't stop laughing it was hilarious...I think i was freaking out more than Taylor was...our facial expressions were classic! ...There was a lot of things I wish they would have aired..Taylor and I were soo funny together and did crazy things all time..I also wished they aired more of my music and me performing..I did a lot of musical theatre and really wanted them to show that side of me. I was the president of my drama club at school. I guarentee many people wouldn't have guessed that haha
4. What are your fave memories from filming LB?I had soo much fun filming the scene where Taylor and I asked Jason and Talan to formal ...we actually did a lot more that they didn't end up showing ..we sent them on a wild goose chase haha
5. Do you still have those cute shoes from Dior that you bought in the Season 2 Premiere? What designers are you a fan of?Of course! haha ...I just wore them yesterday actually..haha..I love Marc Jacobs, Michael Kors, Bianca Nero, Marc Bouwer, Catherine Malandrino, and Rebecca Taylor
6. What makeup did you girls use on Laguna Beach?Mac, Bobby Brown, & Chanel
7. Casey seemed so nice, why did everyone hate her?I don't know the answer to that..Kristin knew her before all of us and I guess they didn't get along in the past..so becasue she didn't like her maybe she didn't want anyone else to like her.. I gave her a shot and I still like Casey.
8. Do you watch The Hills, and if so, what do you think of Heidi?I don't really watch a lot of TV..but I have seen bits and pieces here and there...I knew heidi before The Hills ever came out ..when she lived with Lauren in San Fran..I actualy liked Heidi but she made some very hurtful comments about my music and so thats when it stopped for me.
9. What did you think about Jason's rehab stay and engagement?I think rehab was great for Jason. Addiction is a very serious thing and I think rehab was a very positive thing for him. Regarding his engagement, I think it's a bit early at this age to get married but if he's happy then I'm happy for him! I will always care about Jason and wish him the best!
10. When is your new movie coming out?American High School is supposed to come out this summer ...hopefullyso cross your fingers : )
11. Where are some cool places in Laguna Beach and Los Angeles?In LB:resturants javiers - ginas - wahoos - laguna sushi - 230 forest - 5 feet - san chi goshoppingblack flamingo - elle h - LF - cloudwalkbeachesThalia - 9th street - oak street - Anita - Pearl - Victoria
12. Who is the coolest celebrity you've met?Vince Vaughn... I'm in love with him : ) or Britney Spears
13. Will you have any other songs on iTunes besides Best Friends?Yes..I'm actually going to NY very soon to record all new music!
14. Who do you still talk to from LB?Dieter is one of my best friends! I talk to Taylor almost everyday, she is still my bestest friend!Part 2 (May 5, 2008)
15. Do you still live with Alex H?No I don't. Alex moved to Hawaii to live with her mom.
16. Are you single?Yes...
17. What hotel did you stay at in Cabo?The Melia Hotel in Cabo San Lucas
18. Was high school easy or hard for you?High school was pretty easy for me. I just had a lot of different activities going on which made studying a little bit harder for me. I was president of my drama club, played varsity tennis, and did at least 4 shows a year if that. So I was always really busy.
19. Is there anything on Laguna Beach that you did that made you think "Why did I say/do that?"Of course! The whole Cabo incident was my most embarrassing moment and I wish I could have taken that back. It was especially embarrassing because my family watched it.
20. Have you ever watched Newport Harbor?Not really...I've caught a few moments but I really don't watch a lot of TV. I'm more focused on my music, working out, and other things.
21. Do you write your own songs. If so, where do you get inspiration?Yes I do write my own songs. I get inspiration just from everyday situations and from personal life experiences. For example; relationships whether it be boys, parents, or best friends. I also get inspiration from my friends and family as well.
22. I am an aspiring singer, what advice do you have?As an aspiring singer I suggest you just get out and do as much as you can! Whether it be theatre, choir or singing at public places, anything helps. Also audition as much as you can. There's a magazine you can subscribe to called BackStageWest (backstagewest.com) and gives out all auditions in LA, NY and I think Florida. Any exposure is good exposure. Sing at your local coffee shops and venues. You can start a good fan base from that and then eventually start your own website or music myspace and hopefully from there you can get discovered or find representation!
23. Is it easier making music or films?Definitely making music. I'm so used to acting and singing on stage where you can feed off the energy of the audience that when you switch to film it's a lot harder. In film you do the same scene like 15 times so it's hard to come up with the same amount of energy for all of them! But all in all I still do enjoy making films I just enjoy singing much more ; )
24. What brand of hair care do you use?Keraste, it's my fav!
25. What did you think of the failed third season of Laguna Beach?I think it was just hard for people to relate to them because everyone was so connected to the characters from season 1 and 2. It's hard to bring in completely new people to a show that gained its popularity from the original kids.
Lauren CONRAD one of the GREATEST gladiators of our TIME!
Those sandles are too much! Did she steal them from the set of GLADIATORS?
LO Bosworth's new arm candy EXPOSED!
So this is the putz she talked about on Seacrest, she has been dating him a few months, they met at UCLA and he is in finance. He's pretty average but then again so is she. He also looks like a bit of a drunk!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! THE Plot to DESTROY Lauren CONRAD! Now its just getting SILLY!
The Hills feud is even worse than you think: Us Weekly reports on the inside details of the bitter war between Conrad and foes Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt – and what MTV refuses to show you. As the couple hits the airwaves bashing the designer for a sex tape no one has seen, Conrad's friends finally speak out in an attempt to defend her. What's behind Montag and Pratt's terrifying obsession with the sex tape? And what does Pratt's sister Stephanie tell Us about being caught in the middle of the fight?
Come on, terrifying obsession? Spencer ain't dumb - he knows Lauren is the meal ticket! I can't believe I am going to spend 3 bucks to buy this magazine!
Audrina thinks she's the NEXT Reese WITHERSPOON!
Audrina Patridge is planning a field trip from the Hollywood Hills to a Hollywood set.
The MTV reality star has hired a new agent and has quickly begun negotiations for her first movie role.
"We only just started working with her, but are already in talks for a feature film," Patridge's new rep, Jonathan Perry of Agency for Performing Arts, exclusively tells E! News. Perry, who also represents Alyson Hannigan, Gina Gershon and the Kardashian clan, has big plans for The Hills star.
"She wants to do other things besides stay in that reality space," says Perry. "We are going to be getting her some television roles outside of The Hills, if they allow it. A lot of it is going to depend on what The Hills will be signing off on."
Patridge tapped Perry to energize her career after firing her previous agents at UTA, which still reps Hills cohort Lauren Conrad. (Patridge is still with her longtime manager, Gladys Gonzalez.)
"Audrina is interested in a lot of things, and I know she wants to get more involved with the Hollywood community on many levels," adds Perry. "We just started working with her a week ago. Our job is to create opportunity for her."
The MTV reality star has hired a new agent and has quickly begun negotiations for her first movie role.
"We only just started working with her, but are already in talks for a feature film," Patridge's new rep, Jonathan Perry of Agency for Performing Arts, exclusively tells E! News. Perry, who also represents Alyson Hannigan, Gina Gershon and the Kardashian clan, has big plans for The Hills star.
"She wants to do other things besides stay in that reality space," says Perry. "We are going to be getting her some television roles outside of The Hills, if they allow it. A lot of it is going to depend on what The Hills will be signing off on."
Patridge tapped Perry to energize her career after firing her previous agents at UTA, which still reps Hills cohort Lauren Conrad. (Patridge is still with her longtime manager, Gladys Gonzalez.)
"Audrina is interested in a lot of things, and I know she wants to get more involved with the Hollywood community on many levels," adds Perry. "We just started working with her a week ago. Our job is to create opportunity for her."
And with this Q & A - YO SPENCER jumps the shark!!
How long do you have to date someone before it's appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?
If you're dating a guy, right away. If you're dating girl, I think you'll know pretty quick if she's into that. If they're not bringing it up, it's not something on their agenda. That's just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, "If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it's cool."
If you're dating a guy, right away. If you're dating girl, I think you'll know pretty quick if she's into that. If they're not bringing it up, it's not something on their agenda. That's just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, "If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it's cool."
Lo Bosworth - BITCH? You decide!
With the aid of some additional close-up shots—the easier to notice her eye-rolling—Lo has switched into high-gear bitch mode, taking every measure to make Audrina feel as uncomfortable and unwelcome as possible. Luckily, Audrina has Justin Bobby 2.0 (now kinder, gentler, and with more chest hair and emotional stability!) to turn to when things get tough.
Lauren is slowly coming out of her bitch fog, but she tends to follow Lo's aggressive lead. To ensure Audrina feels totally left out, the blondes get a puppy to punctuate the fact that the brunette is clearly a third wheel and that they're building a life and home together without her. Puppies have forewarned danger in previously Hills seasons. If you'll recall, Heidi once got a puppy for Christmas from some guy named Jordan she was dating. We can't recall what happened to the dude or the dog.
With their new pup, Lauren and Lo are taking their relationship to the next level (whatever that may be) and Audrina's sure to soon be eliminated. Our analysis after the jump.
The Scene: Lauren, Audrina, and Lo's house. The main portion, not the separate bungalow the blondes have banished Audrina to. Lauren and Lo sit on shiny wood floors, surrounded by boxes, playing excitedly with a new toy.
Lauren: I can't believe we got a puppy. She's so cute. [She's so cute, I almost forget about Audrina, and how awkward this new living situation is.]
An adorable puppy, light brown with black muzzle, moves its head from side to side, following a squeaky toy.
Lo: Her reactions are the best. [Whatever. You say awkward, I say entertaining. I love making covert bitchy comments and gestures, and then seeing how Audrina reacts.]
Lauren: I love that she has blue eyes like us. [You're right, Lo. You're the only friend I need.] Chloe!
Lo: Chloe ... that's such a cute name. [Yeah, I know.]
Enter Audrina through the French doors.
Audrina: Hey!
She kicks aside some boxes.
Audrina: You guys are unpacking. [I am so ready to pack up my shit and move out of your evil lair.]
LC and Lo turn to each other, erupt in a fit of nasty giggles.
Lo: Look at what we did! [Whatever, we're creating a bitch commune where we can be happy without men or human kindness interfering in our lives. We will shop and tan all day long.]
LC and Lo lift up the puppy triumphantly.
Lauren: Yeah! [Shopping! Tanning! That does sound like fun.]
Audrina: So cute! [Are you guys more than friends? That would explain why you're so crazy and possessive, Lo.]
Lo: We adopted her. [I'd like to think we're more than friends; we're building a life together.]
Audrina: Where did you guys get her? [Right. You've adopted a mutt, not a Malawi child.]
Lauren: From a shelter. [I'm just doing what Lo tells me to do.]
Lo: We saved her. [Look, Audrina, Lauren doesn't need you anymore. We're happy together, just the two of us, eating conveyor belt sushi and shopping.]
Audrina: She has the prettiest eyes. [Fine, then. This puppy is cute now, but it will grow up and get ugly. Like you two tanning skanks, it won't age well.]
Lo: We're so excited to have a dog. [Oh, what do you know? This puppy is magic, like Suri Cruise!]
LC (picking the tiny puppy up, holding her overhead): You're perfect, you're so perfect. [Don't even think about messing with me Audrina, or I'll sic this little mutt on you faster than you can say chai soy latte.]
Audrina goes silent, looks sad, left out. The puppy barks, the blondes giggle maniacally.
Audrina: You guys went to Petco and got her everything? [That dog will attack you once you drive it insane with your incessant chatter.]
Lo: Yep, like this lovely bed that Lauren's sitting in. [Never. This dog will be mine, like Lauren!]
Audrina: Where are you going to keep her? [Is your goal just to totally eliminate me?]
Lo: I think one of us is just going to keep her. [Yeah, pretty much.] In puppy daycare, she's gonna be like, "I have two mommies." [Yeah, my friendship with Lauren borders on a lesbian obsession, get over it.]
Audrina looks broken and confused. She is over it. She just wants somewhere to live and go into sexual hibernation with Justin Bobby, without being judged.
The puppy gets rambunctious, begin biting, growling.
Lo: Calm down, pretty girl. [This is the way it must be, Audrina. Do not try to fight it. You will only regret it.]
The puppy chomps on Lauren's digits.
Lauren: Ow, ow, ow. [Audrina, it hurts me to hurt you.]
Lo takes the dog from Lauren. Defeated, Audrina gets up to exit.
Lo: Let me see, I'll try. [You have to forget about Audrina. I'm the only one you need, Lauren.]
The puppy runs off, Audrina walks away. Lauren looks after Audrina wistfully. Lo chirps nonsense in the background. Thank god we only have one more episode this season.
Lauren is slowly coming out of her bitch fog, but she tends to follow Lo's aggressive lead. To ensure Audrina feels totally left out, the blondes get a puppy to punctuate the fact that the brunette is clearly a third wheel and that they're building a life and home together without her. Puppies have forewarned danger in previously Hills seasons. If you'll recall, Heidi once got a puppy for Christmas from some guy named Jordan she was dating. We can't recall what happened to the dude or the dog.
With their new pup, Lauren and Lo are taking their relationship to the next level (whatever that may be) and Audrina's sure to soon be eliminated. Our analysis after the jump.
The Scene: Lauren, Audrina, and Lo's house. The main portion, not the separate bungalow the blondes have banished Audrina to. Lauren and Lo sit on shiny wood floors, surrounded by boxes, playing excitedly with a new toy.
Lauren: I can't believe we got a puppy. She's so cute. [She's so cute, I almost forget about Audrina, and how awkward this new living situation is.]
An adorable puppy, light brown with black muzzle, moves its head from side to side, following a squeaky toy.
Lo: Her reactions are the best. [Whatever. You say awkward, I say entertaining. I love making covert bitchy comments and gestures, and then seeing how Audrina reacts.]
Lauren: I love that she has blue eyes like us. [You're right, Lo. You're the only friend I need.] Chloe!
Lo: Chloe ... that's such a cute name. [Yeah, I know.]
Enter Audrina through the French doors.
Audrina: Hey!
She kicks aside some boxes.
Audrina: You guys are unpacking. [I am so ready to pack up my shit and move out of your evil lair.]
LC and Lo turn to each other, erupt in a fit of nasty giggles.
Lo: Look at what we did! [Whatever, we're creating a bitch commune where we can be happy without men or human kindness interfering in our lives. We will shop and tan all day long.]
LC and Lo lift up the puppy triumphantly.
Lauren: Yeah! [Shopping! Tanning! That does sound like fun.]
Audrina: So cute! [Are you guys more than friends? That would explain why you're so crazy and possessive, Lo.]
Lo: We adopted her. [I'd like to think we're more than friends; we're building a life together.]
Audrina: Where did you guys get her? [Right. You've adopted a mutt, not a Malawi child.]
Lauren: From a shelter. [I'm just doing what Lo tells me to do.]
Lo: We saved her. [Look, Audrina, Lauren doesn't need you anymore. We're happy together, just the two of us, eating conveyor belt sushi and shopping.]
Audrina: She has the prettiest eyes. [Fine, then. This puppy is cute now, but it will grow up and get ugly. Like you two tanning skanks, it won't age well.]
Lo: We're so excited to have a dog. [Oh, what do you know? This puppy is magic, like Suri Cruise!]
LC (picking the tiny puppy up, holding her overhead): You're perfect, you're so perfect. [Don't even think about messing with me Audrina, or I'll sic this little mutt on you faster than you can say chai soy latte.]
Audrina goes silent, looks sad, left out. The puppy barks, the blondes giggle maniacally.
Audrina: You guys went to Petco and got her everything? [That dog will attack you once you drive it insane with your incessant chatter.]
Lo: Yep, like this lovely bed that Lauren's sitting in. [Never. This dog will be mine, like Lauren!]
Audrina: Where are you going to keep her? [Is your goal just to totally eliminate me?]
Lo: I think one of us is just going to keep her. [Yeah, pretty much.] In puppy daycare, she's gonna be like, "I have two mommies." [Yeah, my friendship with Lauren borders on a lesbian obsession, get over it.]
Audrina looks broken and confused. She is over it. She just wants somewhere to live and go into sexual hibernation with Justin Bobby, without being judged.
The puppy gets rambunctious, begin biting, growling.
Lo: Calm down, pretty girl. [This is the way it must be, Audrina. Do not try to fight it. You will only regret it.]
The puppy chomps on Lauren's digits.
Lauren: Ow, ow, ow. [Audrina, it hurts me to hurt you.]
Lo takes the dog from Lauren. Defeated, Audrina gets up to exit.
Lo: Let me see, I'll try. [You have to forget about Audrina. I'm the only one you need, Lauren.]
The puppy runs off, Audrina walks away. Lauren looks after Audrina wistfully. Lo chirps nonsense in the background. Thank god we only have one more episode this season.
LAUREN Conrad out and ABOUT!
Didn't she just go to Miami? Did it rain the whole time? She is pasty white! She pulled out the overly tight jeans again - that said - she looks better when she dresses down and wears cute accessories.
The HILLS will RETURN for a 4th SEASON - Was there any doubt?
MTV just added a few more months to the life span of Speidi.
In a move that should surprise no one, the network announced Tuesday it has renewed The Hills for a fourth drama-filled season.
Lauren Conrad and her lackeys will be back for 19 more episodes, most of which will chronicle what the trendsetting and feud-sparking young ladies did over their forthcoming summer vacation.
The new season of the pop culture-permeating "reality" show will kick off in August at a date soon to be announced.
Just one more new episode of this season remains, with MTV sparing no expense to promote the appointment television.
Two hours before the season finale begins, the cast of The Hills will take over the net's airwaves for a countdown event, with a pre- and postshow (the latter featuring a performance by Usher) bookending the hourlong episode.
In a move that should surprise no one, the network announced Tuesday it has renewed The Hills for a fourth drama-filled season.
Lauren Conrad and her lackeys will be back for 19 more episodes, most of which will chronicle what the trendsetting and feud-sparking young ladies did over their forthcoming summer vacation.
The new season of the pop culture-permeating "reality" show will kick off in August at a date soon to be announced.
Just one more new episode of this season remains, with MTV sparing no expense to promote the appointment television.
Two hours before the season finale begins, the cast of The Hills will take over the net's airwaves for a countdown event, with a pre- and postshow (the latter featuring a performance by Usher) bookending the hourlong episode.
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Pretty interesting comment from a reader......
Anonymous said...
To support his girlfriend obviously. They have been dating since November and a regular couple ever since January. Stephen gas needed a lot of convincing to be on the show because he was afraid it would ruin the image people had of him being an actor now. Lauren got really upset and she said she didnt want to put the relationship on hold until the show ended because she couldnt tell for certain when that would be. Stephen decided to do it afterwards even though he felt it was a bad career move, mostly because he had lost Lauren before and didnt want to go down that lane again. The last couple of months they have been using all their friends as smokescreens. So just know that whenever you see Lauren with Dieter, Mouth (from the hills) or any other character Lauren doesnt usually hang around it is due to the fact that Stephen is with and they want to keep it a secret until they show it on the show. But dont get your hopes up people, because they might just show Stephen as "her friend" on the show and nothing else. Still, the reality paints a different picture.
April 19, 2008 2:00 PM
To support his girlfriend obviously. They have been dating since November and a regular couple ever since January. Stephen gas needed a lot of convincing to be on the show because he was afraid it would ruin the image people had of him being an actor now. Lauren got really upset and she said she didnt want to put the relationship on hold until the show ended because she couldnt tell for certain when that would be. Stephen decided to do it afterwards even though he felt it was a bad career move, mostly because he had lost Lauren before and didnt want to go down that lane again. The last couple of months they have been using all their friends as smokescreens. So just know that whenever you see Lauren with Dieter, Mouth (from the hills) or any other character Lauren doesnt usually hang around it is due to the fact that Stephen is with and they want to keep it a secret until they show it on the show. But dont get your hopes up people, because they might just show Stephen as "her friend" on the show and nothing else. Still, the reality paints a different picture.
April 19, 2008 2:00 PM
LAUREN Conrad rolls out SPRING/SUMMER!
Lauren Conrad is has rolled out her Spring/Summer collection. Turning her dreams of becoming a fashion designer into a reality, Lauren Conrad Collection reflects Lauren's upbringing in Southern California, embracing the laid-back lifestyle with dresses, tops and silhouettes that feature novelty detailing, playful accents and clean lines and shapes.
All of Lauren's looks can easily be transformed from day into night, without skipping a beat. This Fall, Lauren Conrad Collection will offer timeless pieces that are sophisticated and chic, to bring out the California girl in you!
You can find Lauren's clothing on her own site, LaurenConrad.com. And Check out Lauren's Accessories line at Mark.com.
Go check out the pieces for yourself but I'm not lovin it.
All of Lauren's looks can easily be transformed from day into night, without skipping a beat. This Fall, Lauren Conrad Collection will offer timeless pieces that are sophisticated and chic, to bring out the California girl in you!
You can find Lauren's clothing on her own site, LaurenConrad.com. And Check out Lauren's Accessories line at Mark.com.
Go check out the pieces for yourself but I'm not lovin it.
Audrina Patridge RETURNS home!
How's that apartment search goin Audrina? I thought you were movin on out!
Readers, I have been lookin when I can today for new stuff but there's nothin out there, I figured we would have some good stuff of Lo and LC in Miami but nothing so far!
Friday, May 2, 2008
Jason WAHLER says HEIDI MONTAG is a LIAR!
Jason Wahler says Heidi Montag is "a liar" and "a hypocrite."
Lauren Conrad's ex sat down with E! exclusively on camera at his Hollywood home Thursday morning to talk about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's claims that Jason made a sex tape with
Lauren Conrad and then threatened to sell it. Speidi had also challenged L.C. to take a lie-detector test.Wahler told E! there never was a sex tape, that he would take a lie detector to prove there is no sex tape and that Spencer needs to "get a life."
Check out the video to see what else he says about Spencer, Heidi and the sex-tape controversy.
Video HERE
Lauren Conrad's ex sat down with E! exclusively on camera at his Hollywood home Thursday morning to talk about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's claims that Jason made a sex tape with
Lauren Conrad and then threatened to sell it. Speidi had also challenged L.C. to take a lie-detector test.Wahler told E! there never was a sex tape, that he would take a lie detector to prove there is no sex tape and that Spencer needs to "get a life."
Check out the video to see what else he says about Spencer, Heidi and the sex-tape controversy.
Video HERE
Lauren CONRAD and Casey's bro DOUG hit CROWN BAR!
Guys stop wearing sneakers with dress pants - you look RIDICULOUS! Your in your mid 20's now - stop dressing like your a freshmen in college!
Thursday, May 1, 2008
HEIDI Montag at David LETTERMAN pics!
Her style is soooooo bad! And don't even get me started on the heels!
SPENCER Pratt calls JASON Wahler a LIAR!
The sex tape talk just won't end.
Spencer Pratt is sticking to his story that a Lauren Conrad-Jason Wahler sex tape existed.
Wahler told Usmagazine.com Wednesday morning: "I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist. Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention."
But Pratt countered to Us Wednesday afternoon: "Jason's statement couldn't be more transp
Spencer Pratt is sticking to his story that a Lauren Conrad-Jason Wahler sex tape existed.
Wahler told Usmagazine.com Wednesday morning: "I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist. Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention."
But Pratt countered to Us Wednesday afternoon: "Jason's statement couldn't be more transp