Stephanie PRATT blames the HILLS for her LIFE PROBLEMS!: October 2008

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Spencer and HEIDI hit KRESS LOUNGE!

EWWWWW, Heidi, I don't want to see your pasty white legs, ok!

What's the vest look Spencer is doing lately? Is he gonna come out of the closet?

Lauren CONRAD out shopping in NYC on 10/29/2008!!

The cold is NOT a good look on Lauren!!

Lauren CONRAD on GREEK!!

Here's a still of her on the show Greek, cute, you can tell she was little heavier back then.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Whitney, DID you get DRESSED with the LIGHTS OFF?

Was that her halloween costume?

Lauren CONRAD at the NYC Hope HONORS on October 28, 2008!

She looks gorgeous, she looks fit but curvy, the dress is fabulous, the shoes perfect, great accessories - why can't she pll it together like this all the time?

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

LAUREN CONRAD episode of "GREEK" airs TONIGHT, October 28, 2008!

Check out the Greek website here: http://abcfamily.go.com/abcfamily/path/section_Shows+Greek/page_Detail

Come on OBAMA spread the wealth, WHY'D you only give $1,050.00 to charity a few years ago?

Senator Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, sharply increased their charitable donations as Mr. Obama began to run for president and the family's income increased from book sales, according to tax returns that the couple released

All told, the couple gave $27,500 to the [Trinity United Church of Christ] in 2005 and 2006. Although the campaign has not released the couple's 2007 return, it has said the Obamas gave $240,000 to charity in 2007. This compares with charitable donations as low as $1,050 a few years ago...

"Their charitable giving only went up when it looked like he was campaigning for the presidential office," said Paul L. Caron, a professor at the University of Cincinnati College of Law and editor of the TaxProf Blog, which examines tax questions and has posted the returns.

I guess everyone making sacrifices doesn't apply to him!

Obama's Charitable Record

2000 - $2,350.00
2001 - $1,470.00
2002 - $1,050.00
2003 - $3,400.00
2004 - $2,500.00
2005 - $77,315.00
2006 - $60,307.00

From 2000-2004 he made over $200k per year atleast and in 2005 that jumped to close to million before going well over a million dollars in 2006.

Lauren CONRAD on LETTERMAN on October 27, 2008!

Click the pic to watch the interview!

Lauren CONRAD wears the same TIRED oufit she wore two DAYS AGO to LETTERMAN last night!

Did you even get it drycleaned, Lauren?

Lauren CONRAD grabs dinner in NYC with Kyle HOWARD!

Lauren looks a little rough thanks to that NYC wind and cold!

Monday, October 27, 2008

You CAN NOT FIGHT Barack OBAMA'S own WORDS!

2001 OBAMA: TRAGEDY THAT 'REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH' NOT PURSUED BY SUPREME COURT

Video is embedded in the statement, watch and draw your own conclusions.

Lauren, BREANNA and her MOM after her SHOW!

I don't like Breanna with short hair at all. Lauren has a big chin too but for some reason Breanna's really stands out more. Her face just isn't as long as Lauren's. Breanna looks more like the dad, LC looks more like the mom.

Lauren CONRAD out and about on 10/25/2008!!

I don't really love this looks, its too, she's trying too hard.

Lauren CONRAD at an EVENT in TEXAS on 10/25/2008!!

She looks cute.

Friday, October 24, 2008

I HAVE to ASK......

If you find out that Barack Obama is, in fact, NOT a US CITIZEN, would you still vote for him?

NICK BOLLEA - STILL A LITTLE F**K!!

Here is he after being released from prison hanging out with the guy he was racing the night he left his "friend" a VEGETABLE!! I refuse to call him HOGAN because that is not his name, it is BOLLEA and he is a F**KER, PIECE OF S**T, who should have gotten the electric CHAIR!

Audrina PATRIDGE'S NEIGHBORS hate her too!!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Your Mama Hears...
...That there's trouble brewing in The Hills.First there was all that freaking out in the quiet Hollywood neighborhood where The Hills' resident "fashion designer" Lauren Conrad purchased a $2,360,000 Spanish style house in early 2008. Some of Miss Conrad's neighbors were all kinds of pissed about the marauding paps busting up their bushes, fervid fans standing around gawking and tour buses trolling up and down the narrow residential street. And who could blame them? The din became so deafening that the usually very upright Los Angeles Times saw fit to write an entire article about the reality television brouhaha.Now we hear from a gabby gal named Veronica Vociferous that many of her neighbors in L.A.'s Hollwood Dell neighborhood are all upset and atwitter over MTV's plans to film episodes of The Hills at the Bryn Mawr Drive house that The Hills' dark haired drama queen Audrina Patridge recently scooped up for a $1,290,000. The Hollywood Dell Civic Association recently sent a letter of protest to neighborhood residents, a copy of which we received from Miz Vociferous. The letter asks residents to contact the Film LA Community Director and some Sargent at the LAPD to register their displeasure, concern and complaint about their fear of film crews clotting up the narrow and twisting roads that wind through the usually very quiet neighborhood, not to mention the ensuing meelee of picture snapping paparazzi and breathless fans who think standing outside a famous person's house is anything but outrageously stoopid. Could it be that all those whining and bickering gurls on The Hills have finally had their fifteen minutes? Jeezis, Mary and Joseph we sure hope so.

KRISTIN CAVALLARI at the Peter Alexander Flagship Boutique Grand Opening celebration!!

Kristin PROVES simple works people! People try to get all crazy in the name of style but simple works the BEST!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt out at "Hollywood, DC:Lights! Camera! Election!" last night (October 23).

Hey SPENCER, about 150 years ago, we came up with a crazy concept called a tailor!! WOW, and they can alter jeans too! CRAZY! He looks ridiculous!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Who WORE it BETTER? Kristin CAVALLARI or Vanessa HUDGENS?

First, how in the world is Vanessa still working for Disney after the nude photo?

They both look ok, not great. JMO.

PART TWO: Joy Behar's ATTACK on Elisabeth Hasselbeck!

Someone close to me (whom I will not identify) was there and witnessed the entire thing backstage. And while the spin is that "it isn't true," IT IS!
Your account is almost verbatim to the account I got, but your tipster left out a couple of things that were said.
...Joy also told Elisabeth: "You sit there and make a fool out of yourself out there everyday and it's pathetic. There are people we can't book on this show because of you! And then you put out stories about you going to Fox News?! Please, even they know better!"
These things were said at the beginning of the argument. What you heard already was the END of the argument.
If I hear anything else, I will pass it on to you.
But I have to be careful because I hear that they are looking for the snitch. They are trying to keep this quiet and hope that things don't completely implode prior to the election.

Elisabeth, KICK these OBAMA lovin BITCHES to the CURB and just go to FOXNEWS already!

A lot of fighting happened in front of the cameras on today's heated installment of The View, but according to a tip we just received from a Defamer operative, it was nothing compared to what went on after the show was over. Our tipster says that Elisabeth Hasselbeck was upset that Joy Behar has been using The View to tout Behar's upcoming stand-up performance, and the conservative co-host demanded equal time in a confrontation that got ugly:

After "The View" went off the air today, Joy and Elisabeth WENT AT IT backstage!!!!!
Joy jumped in Elisabeth's face about a comment she made about Joy not being able to plug her appearances because her act is "political in nature." This was in response to the controversy about the McCain t-shirt Elisabeth wore on the air on Tuesday.

Joy SCREAMED in Elisabeth's face, "If you do that again I will burn you down." Elisabeth turned beet red and started to stammer out something. And then Joy yelled, "Shut the fuck up" and stormed off.

Nobody backstage came to console Elisabeth who was left standing there. Not even Barbara. Not Sherri either.

If anyone else bore witness to the View battle royale, be sure to send us your accounts. Somewhere, a gratified Star Jones is surely cooing "Excellent," while indulging in a gastric bypass-approved, icy-cool dish of sweet revenge.

MESSAGE to DOUG REINHARDT: Tom BRADY is a real STAR, not some HACK and I DOUBT he needs your ADVICE!

“Hills” hottie Doug Reinhardt has some advice for New England Patriots [team stats] QB/QT Tom Brady [stats] about his bum knee: “Just stick it out,” he said. “It’s tough . . . it’s a brutal surgery.”
Reinhardt, who played minor-league baseball for the Angels and Orioles, had knee surgery before he headed west to “The Hills.”
“When I blew out my knee I was done for the whole season,” he told the Track. “So I was like, OK, I’m just gonna move to L.A.”

As luck would have it, Reinhardt ran into was “Hills” honey Lauren Conrad, and when they began dating, he found himself on her MTV reality show.
And Reinhardt insists that what you see on “The Hills” is reality - despite what co-star Audrina Patridge dished to Chelsea Handler about some stuff being scripted.
“Of course it’s real,” he said. “What are you talking about? But it is a television show at the end of the day, and they set up scenes . . . I’m just saying it’s real.”
But, he added, don’t believe everything you hear. Reinhardt said there’s no truth to his rumored relationship with Spencer Pratt’s sister, Stephanie .
“She started making stuff up . . . that I asked her out which is 100 percent wrong,” he said.
Doug admits texting Steph, but said they were just “courtesy texts.” And while they did have dinner together, he said it was just to talk about his BFF Brody Jenner .
“I think she got the wrong impression,” he admitted.
Such drama!
Anyway, Doug insists that once his knee finally heals he will bid bye-bye to L.C. & Co. and get back to baseball.
“This is a fun little thing I did while I was hurt,” he said. “Once I’m cleared to go, I’m 100 percent baseball.”
In the meantime, you can catch the “Hills” hottie’s act in person Friday at Shrine in the MGM Grand at Foxwoods and in Boston on Saturday at The Estate.

Kristin CAVALLARI to do an EPISODE of CSI, calls CHRIS EVANS a "FRIEND"!

Kristin Cavallari insists she and Fantastic Four star Chris Evans aren't an item.
The New York Post reports that the two definitely "hooked up" last week at the opening of Cabana One at the Mayfair Hotel in Miami.
"I hear that too! No, we're just friends," she told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the opening of Peter Alexander's flagship L.A. store on Wednesday. "I've known Chris for awhile – just through mutual friends. I've known him for a few years, actually."
Can you believe these celebs hooked up?
Her ideal type?
"I look for a guy who can really make me laugh," she says. "You know, looks go away after awhile... so someone who can really make me laugh and who's secure with themselves."
"In L.A. it's hard to find," she goes on. "They're prettier than the girls! There are a few good guys, though, but I haven’t found one lately. Or ever."
Next up for the Laguna Beach alum: A guest role on CSI.
"I'm filming it this week and next week," she tells Us. "I’m really excited."
She plays a handbag designer "who's kind of in her prime and has everything going for and then she gets caught in the middle of a crime investigation. And that’s all I can really say."
Being on set has been "a lot of fun," she tells Us. "Everyone's really nice and I’m having a great time.
"Anytime you guest star, it's always a little intimidating," she goes on, "but then once you're there, everyone's so nice and makes you feel right at home."

Lauren Conrad's URBAN DETOX!

http://www.functiondrinks.com/urbandetox.php

You can order it or find a retailer above.

Whether you REALIZE it or NOT, LC is usually dressed expensively if not well dressed!

She's wearing the Milly Splash Print tunic ($305)

This is another thing thats cute I guess but i wouldn't pay $50 for it let alone $300.

Lauren CONRAD gets in some DETOX and hangs OUT!

The hat look is cute. She probably needs that bottle of detox because she does booze it up atleast four nights a week!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Brody Jenner's PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR conquest, Jayde Nicole, out in LA last night!

She looks like Brody's type, easy, ditzy and a little skanky!

Audrina Patridge @ Galpin Auto Sports Grand Opening Event in Van Nuys, October 18, 2008!!

Girl has to get in these events now because no one will want her the day after the Hills ends.

The REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA - OMG!

Ok, so Bravo has had a running series, the Real Housewives, first of Orange County, then New York and now Atlanta.

The series airs at 10:00 pm EST on Tuesdays and like most cable shows reairs numerous times during the week.

This year the cast centers around black women instead of the previous snow white women, though they did throw in one token white woman for diversity sake.

There is Kim, the only white woman, who is sugically enhanced in the chest, a mother of two and dating a married man who of course wishes to remain anonymous. Kim is the epitomy of today's culture of appearence and reality being totally different. Kim drives a new cadillac escalade courtesy of her sugar daddy and lives in a modest 2-story townhouse. FYI, high rollers in Atlanta do not live in a townhouse. Kim is a chain smoker who proclaims she is country singer though friends who have known her for three years have never heard her sing. Basically, she is a 40 year old loser, possibly a former stripper, who will soon live the gutter as her looks are already failing and rich Atlanta men are not going to pay to keep a 45 year old smelly smoker who has lost her looks. Trust me, Altanta has plenty of beautiful and not so bright twenty somethings.

Then we have Nene, a former stripper who too is kept by a man who couldn't do any better. Nene too is living beyond her means, she has a nice home but by no means is rich nor does she live in any of Atlanta's exclusive communities. Nene is loud and not so bright and as her triple d's sag some more her present husband will no doubt leave her in the gutter with Kim.

Then we have DeShawn, wife of NBA player, Eric Snow. She comes across as the most likeable and thats not hard in this group. She also comes across of a bit of a gold digger needing a staff of cooks and cleaners, etc. when she only runs and seemlingly only part time a charity. She also comes across as quite ditzy and she definatly doesn't work to keep her body tight. I suspect once Eric retires and has to spend time with her and as she gains another 20 pounds, he will start to look elsewhere. I will say they are atleast not pretenders, they live in a private gated golf community and after over 10 years in the NBA, I am sure Eric has made a few bucks.

Then we have Sheree who is the former wife of Atlanta Falcon lineman, Bob Whitfield. Sheree told me all I needed to know when she said of her impending divorce from Bob, "All I want is seven figures, I don't want the KIDS to suffer", give me a break you gold diggin bitch! You don't want your own lifestyle to suffer. She comes across like a real uppity, grumpy bitch. She is another one of these women that her looks began to fade ten years ago and her hopes of latching onto another baller are slim and none. She keeps saying how all the men want her but I haven't seen one man even look her way.

Then we have Lisa, who pretends to be a big executive in residential real estate. I have never even heard of her firm. She is the exwife of Keith Sweat and is now married to Ed Hartwell a now out of football, former linebacker BUST for the Atlanta Falcons. She is still attractive and probably has atleast one more rich entertainer/baller in her before her looks leave her. She is not overly annoying but has been the least featured of the women too thus far.

Overall, I have learned to actually feel bad for the celebrities because these women they end up with are just trash. I guess the men use them for sex and the women use them for money.

It's worth a watch.

I would be SHOCKED if.....

Barack Obama is not our next President. I will not vote for him and I will not vote for John McCain(mainly because of the Sarah Palin selection but also because John McCain does not seem to want to be President). I will vote for the libertarian, Bob Barr, as I believe he best reflects my values this election. Some people will say I am doing a disservice as Barack is a danger and certainly McCain is better than Barack. The simple fact is the Republicans have spent too much money the last eight years and outside of preventing further terrorist attacks which is substantial, they have done little else. I can certainly understand people's desire for change. Whether Barack can provide tax cuts as he has promised, engineer a meaningful energy policy and create jobs are all questionable at best. I hope those that really believe in him are correct and he is a great President, again I have my doubts, and in four years the country is better shape than today. Only time will give us that answer.

Here is what I suspect will happen, taxes will rise for all of us, they will have to rise in all honesty to begin to pay down the country's excessive and dangerous debt. We will pay more in not only income taxes but capital gains taxes and hidden taxes. I suspect four years from now we will be no closer to a meaningful energy policy than we are today, I suspect oil will not see over $110.00 per barrell during the Obama administration mainly due to a prolonged recession and lessened demand. As gas prices stabilize most likely in the$1.50 to $2.50 range, people will simply not care about energy. We have become an ADHD society afterall. Healthcare is a wildcard, I do believe change will come and most likely not for the better. Four years from now I suspect we will still have a large contingent of troops in Iraq though not at today's levels. I suspect four years from now Russia will be more dangerous than today as will Iran and China and North Korea. I suspect at some point Barack's lack of expierence in international affairs will be a problem.

Again, I hope I am wrong and Barack is a great President.

I will predict that in four years things will be about the same and many that craved meaningful change will be disappointed and again crave change and I predict President Obama will not get a second term.

I guess we'll see in four years.

Audrina PATRIDGE out in Hollywood 10/15/2008!

This outfit is conservative for Audrina!

Lauren CONRAD drops her LOVER, Kyle Howard OFF, and runs ERRANDS!!

I'm a little sick of these 1990 grunge plaid shirts she's wearing!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The HILLS the DELETED SCENES was the BEST HOUR of the HILLS I have seen in THREE YEARS!!

I don't how many of you saw the deleted scenes show MTV ran over this past weekend and last night but it was actually far more entertaining than any of the "real" episodes I have seen since Season 2.

Catch it if you can.

Audrina PATRIDGE on SEACREST!

Audrina again says Lauren hung up on her over the JB rumors. She says this will be addressed on the Hills. As of now, she says she believes Lauren and JB did not hook.

Audrina says it was such a "hard week" when all that was going on.

Kristin Cavallari gets in a CANYON workout on 10/16/2008!!

Kristin CAVALLARI buys a PUMPKIN on 10/15/2008!

That is the saddest, most pathetic, diseased pumpkin I have ever seen!

Kristin CAVALLARI partying at COCO de VILLE 10/10/2008!

What are those marks on Lauren Conrad?

Someone says she has them or atleast one on her arm too. Anyone know?

Lauren CONRAD out and ABOUT on October 20, 2008!

Here's my question, we have all seen Lauren making out and grinding on Kyle, there are rumors they left each other after a booty call yesterday morning, why not come out and say your dating?

Monday, October 20, 2008

Lauren CONRAD and KYLE HOWARD makin OUT in MALIBU on 10/16/2008!

She's a horny little thing!

More of LAUREN CONRAD at her show!

Lauren CONRAD out in LA shoppin!

I think the top, you probably love it or hate it. I like it.

Lauren CONRAD at the FALLOUT 3 PARTY!

What is that pose Lauren is doing in pic 2? And Frankie Delgado is not good looking at all!

The double chin, the eyebrows, the hair, the ears, poor guy!

Lauren CONRAD goes on a CANYON walk!!

Stop abusing your DOG LAUREN!! She's tired!

Lauren CONRAD hits a CLOTHING MANUFACTURER!

I'm not a Perez Hilton fan but I do have to agree with him, ripped up jeans went out years ago and who in the hell would wear them to a business meeting?

JUST ADMIT your DATING KYLE HOWARD, LAUREN CONRAD!

Unless you press your pelvis on every boy!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Whitney PORT in NYC!!

Well, it is the season of the pumpkin!

Audrina PATRDIGE out in SANTA MONICA!

Looks like Audrina is ho-n' around with a new man, who in the heck would be with this girl knowing she has a petrie dish for a vagina!

More FROM INSIDE the LAUREN CONRAD SHOW!

Lauren Conrad may be coming to a college near you.
The Hills star is considering touring campuses to talk to coeds about dating abuse and violence as part of her work with Mark Cosmetics' M-Powerment campaign for young women, she's exclusively revealed.
"I think it would be very beneficial, and I want to help people," Conrad said backstage during her show last night at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week (held at L.A.'s Smashbox Studios).
The issue hits close to home for Conrad. "I've known people in really difficult situations, and as a friend, you never really know how to approach that person," she said. "I was looking to get involved with a cause that really affected young women, and this affected me."
Speaking of friends...
Sitting in the front row checking out the Lauren Conrad Collection's upcoming spring line were her maybe-boyfriend Kyle Howard, BFF Lauren "Lo" Bosworth and Hugh Hefner's ex Holly Madison.
Conrad's ex Jason Wahler and his fiancée, Katja Decker-Sadowski, were also there.
"We're becoming more acquainted," Decker-Sadowski said of her relationship with Conrad. "We're all on good terms."
These weren't the only people to show their support. In the most unexpected meet-up of the night, Conrad and former BFF Heidi Montag engaged in a tearful, shocking reconnection later in the evening at restaurant STK.
And the reunion apparently kept going. Conrad was later spotted at the opening of XIV restaurant on the Sunset Strip with Montag, Spencer Pratt, Audrina Patridge and Justin Bobby. A camera crew from The Hills was also on hand to capture it all for the hit MTV show.

By friends, Lauren CONRAD means herself! I knew Jason Wahler used to smack her around!

INSIDE and OUTSIDE the LAUREN CONRAD FASHION SHOW!

Given our antipathy toward Lauren Conrad's collection last season, it's metaphorically apt — not to mention pungent — that this time around we got stuck waiting in line next to a Dumpster; doubly so because, in the end, the garbage bin was all we got to see of her spring 2009 line.
The queue to get into Conrad's Tuesday-night show at L.A. Fashion Week snaked out of the tent, down the street, and around the corner, bursting with more people than could possibly fit into the venue, and stubbornly refusing to get smaller. Half the available check-in area was taken up by a makeshift red carpet so that a couple of reality-TV types could pose for photos; the desk itself was tiny and understaffed; and media and others with confirmed seats were stuck waiting for more than an hour in the same interminable line as all the standing-room hopefuls and random passers-by, with no way of differentiating who was there for work and who just wanted to see if Audrina's boobs look that ridiculous in real life. Frustrated reporters angrily sought any kind of PR representative who could help but came up empty. By 8:45 p.m. — when the fire marshal barred any further entry and a cop told us all that "all the PR girls have packed up and fled" — the line had moved only because people dropped out of it. "This is, like, JANKY, dude," an irritated man complained behind us. We agreed, before giving up and catching the shuttle back to our car.
Amusingly, for what a hot ticket the show appeared to be, the only recognizable person we saw — from our perch amidst the refuse — was Heather from season one of Rock of Love With Bret Michaels. Sadly, her hair was down, so we were unable to tell whether she’s still sporting that ill-advised “Bret” tattoo on the back of her neck, but her handlers were working the heck out of the guest line, introducing her to anyone who looked like he might be carrying a tape recorder. Interestingly, we did not detect any sign of Audrina arriving at the venue (although considering our vantage point in Dumpsterville, for all we know she and Lo sat front row and did the tango). But an eagle-eyed spy of ours did notice L.C.'s former bestie joining Spencer, Heidi, and Stephanie Pratt for dinner across town around 11 p.m., followed shortly by man-of-the-hour Justin Bobby — who, in addition to skinny-dipping with Audrina on Monday's The Hills, is also not-really-denying the semi-ridiculous rumors that he hooked up with L.C. (although wisely, she is). Juicy! And regardless of whether Audrina was a Conrad no-show or not even invited, the act of breaking bread with the devil on the same night as Lauren's big presentation is a big ol' acrylic-nailed slap in the face. If you're playing along at home, this means Team Conrad may now consist of only Lo, Whitney, and Brody when he's bored. Pretty soon the poor kid will be accepting applications.
Maybe the allegedly absent Audrina had the right idea: Everyone else outside the Smashbox Studios venue, from what we overheard, spent the entire time swearing they were only attending Lauren's show because they had to cover it for work. "Are you REALLY a fan of her, like, little jersey clothes?" a girl near us asked her friend, with nose-crinkling skepticism. "Well … I'm a fan of The Hills," he admitted guiltily. A few other girls loudly bubbled over at the prospect of seeing the rumored attendees from the 90210 cast, while the journalists around them sighed in frustration and muttered vague things about angry bosses and disorganized PR firms. "There is seriously no press check-in for this? You have got to be kidding me," snapped a tired-looking reporter who wobbled past us to the end of the queue, tripped slightly, grazed the Dumpster with her shoulder — and then glared fire at it as though it had intentionally invaded her personal space.
The utter mayhem prompted multiple aggravated conversations about how to fix L.A. Fashion Week, the primary suggestions being (a) not making your guests stand literally in the trash and (b) focusing on, in the words of one reporter we chatted up, “actual designers.” Needless to say, it’s no wonder the Voguettes don't bother with L.A. Fashion Week; we imagine Meredith Melling-Burke would rather be photographed in Payless mules than hang around Smashbox's Dumpster waiting for her turn at the desk, and we can’t say we blame her. Note to L.C.: If you want better reviews, step one is getting the people who write them into your show with minimal headaches and ranting. Well, no, step one ought to be designing better clothes, but let's start with the obstacles we can feasibly tackle, okay? See you next season. We’ll be the girls out by the recycling.

Lo BOSWORTH is ROUGH without the MAKEUP!

Get this pig some lipstick!

The boots LAUREN CONRAD wore the other day were SWAG!

She got those Koolaburra boots that she's wearing at the salon for free - at the Emmy gift suite. I don't think even Lauren would splurge $400 on hybrid Uggs/moccasins.

That cheap BITCH!! Only kidding - we all love free stuff!

Here's the other DAY she wore them out.

Lauren CONRAD and her LOVER Kyle HOWARD at her 2008 FASHION SHOW!

Awwwww!

WHO wore it BETTER? Lauren CONRAD or MARIA SHARAPOVA?

I like Maria like a smidge better, I like her shoe better too which shouldn't count. Pretty much a tie.

Lauren CONRAD hit KATSUYA in WEST HOLLYWOOD for some DINNER!

I am just over this chickee and the tights, these look better than those ridiculous rubber ones but girl seems to think she has the best body in the world!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Lauren CONRAD pics from FASHION WEEK!

Lauren CONRAD's BASIC OUTFIT - OVER $600.00!

1. YAYA AFLALO Secret Sweater Top $260

2. BDG Monday Blues Skinny Jean $54

3. Havaianas Slim Flip Flop $22

4. Dita Legends 'Supa Dupa' Sunglasses $300

I wouldn't have paid $25 dollars on the discount rack for that sweater let alone $260! And you can get the same flip flop at Jcrew for like $8.

Is HEIDI MONTAG PREGNANT?

Thats what people are saying based on this photo. Either that or she has the binge n' purge pooch that anorexic and bulimic girls get.

Oh GOD DAMN, Lauren CONRAD forgave HEIDI MONTAG? What a DUMBASS!

Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag are friends again!
The Hills stars made up at STK in Los Angeles Tuesday evening.
Conrad was in the restaurant celebrating her runway show at Los Angeles fashion week with family and close friends.
Meanwhile Montag and beau Spencer Pratt were at the bar eating dinner.
After spotting Conrad, Montag was seen asking if she could congratulate Conrad on her clothing line. And after a brief heart to heart, the two girls were seen hugging.
They were both smiling and seemed happy to be talking.
"Yes, it's true. Heidi was at STK. She came in to the after party to congratulate me on the show," Conrad tells Usmagazine.com. "It was nice of her. I appreciated it."
Look back at all of Lauren's BFFs over the years.
Over the past few weeks, Montag has been vocal about wanting to be friends again.
"Obviously I miss her, and she was my best friend for a really long time," she told Extra. "Hopefully one day we will be able to work through this and move on and patch some things up."

How stupid is Lauren? Bitch tried to sell your sex tape! Lauren is a clueless twit!

SPEIDI wasted $400,000.00 and BOUGHT a ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM!

As soon as they took it off the lot it was worth $300,000 - good job!

Lauren CONRAD at LA FASHION WEEK 2008!

Why in pic 4 is she making the Zoolander face?

Lauren CONRAD ready to END the HILLS? Yah, I BELIEVE that as much as when DIDDY says MAKING THE BAND is OVER!

Lauren Conrad is ready to leave The Hills.
"It's coming to a point where I love this show so much, but I'm ready to kind of walk away," Conrad tells Extra. "I've been doing it for five years now. Five years on TV is a really, really long time."
Conrad - who has denied recent rumors that she had a fling with Audrina Patridge's on-and-off beau Justin Bobby - says trying to have a relationship in the public eye has been tough.
See photos of Lauren Conrad's most dramatic moments.
"It's more difficult when not only everyone knows about your problems, but they make them worse because things escalate and things get twisted," she says. "It's hard to have an actual friendship be torn apart in the media."
As for pal Whitney Port's upcoming MTV series The City?
"I'm so proud of her for this next show," she says. "I think in The Hills she never really let them film her personal life. She hasn't really experienced the whole 'put your personal life on TV thing.'"
Look back at Lauren's BFF history.
Will Conrad make a cameo?
"Not that I know of. That’s Whitney's deal," she said. "I'll be watching."

Quite honestly, the HILLS should end, it is soooooo BORING! Do I think it will? Nope.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

SEE LC'S new car is a MIDLIFE CRISIS CAR - GOOD CALL READER!!

This is the NY Giants owner waiting for his car, the same as LC's! He's middle age and drivin a cheesy car and patin teenagers on the ass!

Mayer and ANISTON back together?

We've been bummed since John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston called it quits. But there's renewed hope.We've confirmed they did indeed hang out this weekend in NYC. They chowed down at Il Mulino -- best Italian restaurant in the Big Apple. And that's not their only contact over the last few days.Turns out their breakup was not a clean break after all. We now know they stayed in touch after they split. As for the National Enquirer report they were kissing at LAX after a flight from NYC... we can't confirm it. One thing we did get. We're told it's not necessarily black and white -- that they may be more than not involved but less than involved. The middle ground is more fun anyway.

Awhile back one of the readers asked for Jen/John updates and I didn't really get into it but here you go, hope you enjoyed this news!

Audrina PATRIDGE in MAXIM MAGAZINE!

Kristin CAVALLARI at the MAX PAYNE PREMIERE!!

Just so you KNOW....ALIENS are COMING TO ALABAMA TODAY!

A channel named Blossom has predicted down to the day that aliens will make themselves known on October 14th, 2008. They are known as The Galactic Federation of Light. They will show up over Alabama in a craft that is 2,000 miles long, and it will hover over three states for three days.

Did LAUREN CONRAD go to the BRODY JENNER SCHOOL FOR FASHION MISFITS, the GANGSTA COLLEGE?

All of these plaid shirts are just BAD!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Lauren CONRAD signs some AUTOGRAPHS and goes to the SALON!

Lauren CONRAD SCHLEPS AROUND TOWN AND GETS A MANI AND A PEDI!

Don't love the dress!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Lauren CONRAD out HOUSE HUNTING in LAGUNA BEACH on 10/10/2008!!

Is Lauren getting smart? Leaving LA for Laguna?

Friday, October 10, 2008

Sarah PALIN scored an 841 on her SAT?

That is SCARY. That means she could only sign her name basically.

WHO in the HELL told LAUREN CONRAD the SLICKER TIGHTS are a GOOD LOOK?

The slicker tights are just nasty, they don't look good, she doesn't look good in em, and quite honestly she wear em so damn much they look all crusty now!

I am sick of Lauren this week!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

"THE CITY" is a DONE DEAL!

It's official: Whitney Port's getting her own show.
As Usmagazine.com first reported, The Hills star will headline MTV's The City, which will track her journey from Los Angeles to New York City, the network announced Thursday.
The show is set to air next spring.
According to the release, Port, now a Diane Von Furstenberg employee, reunites with "a best friend from her past" and meets "a guy she's head-over-heels for."
"Surrounded by all new friends, pursuing a fresh love life and starting to work in the upper echelon of the fashion industry is a lot to navigate for a new girl in the big city... especially one who has everything to lose," the release reads. "In a city full of people with their own agendas, Whitney will have to quickly decide who she can trust and who to stay away from."
See baby photos of your favorite Hills stars.
In a statement, Port said: "I am thrilled and honored to be in New York City, not only working for one of the most renowned fashion designers, Diane Von Furstenberg, but to be able to mature as a young woman both professionally and personally."
In June, her pal Lauren Conrad told Us, "I think that Whitney will do really well" with her own show. "She is a very likable person."

I am going out on a limb and predicting this show will not last a full season. It will be like that first show 24/7 or whatever that Frankie Delgado was on.

Audrina PATRIDGE on ELLEN (FULL INTERVIEW)

Just click the pic. Its about 6 minutes. I can't believe people cheered her, I would have booed her ass!

CEILING EYES Audrina Patridge stirs the POT, says LAUREN hung up on HER!

On Wednesday's Ellen DeGeneres Show, Audrina Patridge says she has yet to get any answers from Lauren Conrad or Justin Bobby about Internet rumors that they hooked up.
When she phoned Conrad after the scandal broke, "she hung up on me and that was my way of making an effort and asking her," Patridge says. "I never accused anymore. I just straight-out asked them if they did it or not, and I don't know what to believe."
Although Conrad vehemently denies a fling, Bobby "kind of avoided the whole question and turned it back on me, like typical guy," Patridge said.
She continued, "Neither of them have really talked to me or made an effort, so I really don't know what to believe. I don't want to believe it."
Look back at the love lives of The Hills cast.
The scandal unfolds as they continue to shoot the current season of the MTV reality show, which wraps in December.
"We're kind of in a rut right now, and I'm just trying to decide what to do," Patridge went on. "I'm a big part of the show, so you know, we're filming until December and then after that, you know, we'll see."
See Audrina's baby photos

Audrina thinks shes a big part of the show - AHHAHAHAHAHA!! If bitch left tomorrow and was never seen again - I would throw a party! If I was Lauren I would call MTV and say its Audrina or ME! Someone's gotta go!

To the person who wanted me to post something from AudrinaWEB.....

Her site has some ad bs that pops up and after pulling up the site twice and getting the ad, I got sick of the ad bs.....sorry.

Lauren, KYLE, and her new CAR!

Lauren and her new car SCREAM - I HAVE NEW MONEY, LOOK AT ME, I AM SOOOO COOOL AND DESPERATE!!

Lauren in the last week has really taken a huge step back with me. The whining over the rumors, the reunion with Jason and now the cheesy car!

And Kyle is a DOWNGRADE!

Lauren Conrad shows off her new CAR!

From the front, I don't really like it.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

PEOPLE are too STUPID!!

So this morning an atlanta radio station used beeps and editing to make it sound like the debate last night had a bunch of cussing and people actually called in to complain that they couldn't believe that canidates were cussing last night and how profane it was and it was disgusting. GEEZ, people are so dumb. And these people will be voting?

LISA LOVE loves WHITNEY PORT'S clothing line!

From Perez Hilton:

When we asked for your thoughts regarding Whitney Port's fashion line, the "Eewww!" responses we received out numbered the yays!
Well, it looks like we don't see eye to eye with Whit's former bosses at Teen Vogue.
"Whitney has good taste. The designs are simple and chic. They reflect her sense of style. We'd consider them for Teen Vogue," senior West Coast editor Lisa Love tells In Touch Weekly.
On a side note, Lisa from Teen Vogue was far less enthusiastic about their former intern Lauren Conrad's line. The only thing she had to say about LC's line was, "It's more T-shirt kinds of things and jeans, basics."
Ha!
Anyways, they both suck.
There's no way those Hills girls would have landed their own lines without the show, right?

I spoke too SOON! Jason WAHLER is the dumbest PERSON alive!

Jason Wahler joined his fiancée Katja Decker-Sadowski for some cocktails.

Thats a great idea since he is an addict!

Could AUDRINA PATRIDGE be the STUPIDEST PERSON ALIVE? If you really thought Lauren and JB hooked, would you really hang with him? AUDRINA would!!

Could Audrina Patridge and Justin Bobby be moving back into the "more than just friends" category? The exes were hanging out at West Hollywood's Crown Bar, where they "were totally inseparable all night," an onlooker tells us. The pair came and left together, but spent their time "giggling, laughing and playfully holding hands." Meanwhile, Audrina's Hills pals (and former roommates) Lauren Conrad and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth partied with Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado. And if there was tension, it wasn't showing. "There wasn't a whole lot of weirdness," says a source, explaining, Audrina "didn't seem to care what everyone else was up to." Also there: Lindsay Lohan, acting very kissy with Samantha Ronson.

Audrina and HEIDI - BFF!!

Heidi looks like a cheap prostitute with a bad style. I really do think Spencer probably is her pimp because Heidi never looks happy.

Audrina PATRIDGE WHORED it up at APPLE LOUNGE last night!

Looks like Audrina found a new conquest, another notch on her bed posts!

Lauren CONRAD and her pooch, CHLOE!

I can tell Lauren is one of these dog owners that embarrasses their dog, probably dresses it up in funny oufits, puts an elf costume on the dog at Chrismas, dresses it up like a Pumpkin at Halloween, etc. How would Lauren like if I held her up naked so everyone could see her private parts? Lauren has lost her damn mind!

Obama says 95% of PEOPLE will GET a TAX CUT, I SAY.....

BS Obama. Obama wants to raise what is called the capital gains tax. The tax you pay on profits of stocks. I guess only rich people own stocks Obama? Obama, in case you haven't noticed, the stock market is collapsing and you want to raise the rate to 25 or even 26% from 15%. Are you kidding me?

By the way, Obama, who loves to play the class warfare card made over 4 million dollars last year!

Everyone has to vote who they think will be best but I would encourage people to think about things like the capital gains tax and how you'll feel with a democrat controlled white house, senate and house. Personally, that scares the hell out of me. I personally like a little checks and balances, I don't think its a bad setup when the democrats or republicans hold the presidency and the other side holds the house and senate. It knd of keeps them both in check.

Jamie Lynn SPEARS - PREGNANT AGAIN?

Thats the juicy rumor out this morning. Apparantly, dumb bitch, thought you couldn't get pregnant while your still breast feeding! Someone needs to get some of that glue that they use sometimes after you have surgery and they don't use stitches and glue that hoochie's legs closed! It just shows how redneck the Spears are and what a good job Larry Rudolph did for years to hide the white trash that is the Spears family!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Lauren CONRAD is on PRIVILEGED TONIGHT OCTOBER 7, 2008 at 9:00 EST on the CW NETWORK!!

It's on after 90210 and its actually a good show if you have not seen it.

Lauren CONRAD and her BEST BOUCHE FOREVER Jason WAHLER reunited last NIGHT!

I'm sure this was for the Hills because I have heard he was coming on again but Lauren has to be one the dumbest girls on the planet, he's engaged, move on with your life LAUREN!!

Blake LIVELY on Gossip GIRL SET!!

That dog always looks like a teddy bear to me!

Monday, October 6, 2008

Lauren felt like she NEEDED to stick up for herself to THIS?

Look at her, look - she's disgusting!

Spencer PRATT denies INVOLVEMENT in the LC/AUDINA Justin BOBBY fued!

Spencer Pratt has told Usmagazine.com exclusively that he had nothing to with spreading a rumor that Lauren Conrad had a fling with Audrina Patridge's on/off beau Justin Bobby.
"I guess I shouldn't be surprised anymore that LC would choose to try and blame something on me," Pratt told Us. "The truth is I was asked about this yesterday and chose to say absolutely nothing out of respect for Audrina's feelings. Why LC continues to bring me up whenever she gets into trouble is beyond me."
He continued: "That being said, if it is true what she did with Justin, it doesn't surprise me. Anyone who watched Laguna Beach saw her trying to steal someone's boyfriend every week for 2 years. Honestly, I really think she needs to stop blaming someone who wants nothing to do with her for all of the problems she creates."
Reports surfaced Friday that Conrad hooked up with Patridge's motorcycle-riding,on-again, off-again fling (real name: Justin Brescia).
See the couples who can't quite call it quits.
"I'm accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar," Conrad told Us on Friday.
"I would never hurt a friend like that!" she said.
She later blogged on her MySpace page, hinting that Pratt had something to do with it. "Hmmmmmm. I wonder who it could be? I'm baffled....What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart?"
Look back on Lauren Conrad's 22 years of drama.
Patridge, who moved out of Conrad and Lo Bosworth's L.A. home in September, did not confirm or deny the rumor in a blog post on her Web site on Friday.
"I woke up this morning and it seems like just about every gossip magazine or blog has a story about Lauren hooking up with Justin," Patridge wrote. "I'm not sure what to believe. Though Justin and I have not been exclusive for quite some time, these rumors are very confusing and hurtful."
She added: "I can't comment on whether they are true or false."

This proves my point, all Lauren did was add fuel to the fire. She shoulda kept her mouth shut.

Kristin CAVALLARI @ CABANA ONE in MIAMI on 10-3-2008!!

I don't see Kristin on MYSPACE talking about exs or responding to rumors.

Lauren CONRAD running ERRANDS 10/3/2008!!

Lauren CONRAD article in US MAGAZINE!!

Click the pics to enlarge and read text.

Lauren CONRAD leaving TEDDY'S with her BF KYLE HOWARD on 10-03-2008!!

How old is he?

Lauren CONRAD wants to thank all her fans who support her being WEAK and PATHETIC!!

From Lauren Conrad's MYSPACE:

Thank you all for your love and support. Your comments to my last blog were amazing. I really appreciate it. I heart my fans!!!

Lauren CONRAD on MYSPACE talking about the Justin BOBBY rumors!!

I woke up this morning in a unfortunately familiar situation. Once again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me. Hmmmmmm... I wonder who it could be? I'm baffled... What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart? I really wish I could figure out who would do this. Who is someone that I do not get along with, that possibly has too much time on his hands (between pathetically staged paparazzi shots), that has a relationship with Perez...? No one comes to mind. If anyone can figure it out can you please let me know because I am truly stumped.
The rumor I'm referring to is that I "hooked up" with Audrina's non- boyfriend Justin.(eww.) This accusation is insulting on so many levels. I'm being accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar all at once. It would actually be funny to me if people weren't taking it seriously. Do they think I was swept away by his wonderful manners and his commitment to my friend? I love it when guys burp in my face. So hot! Seriously?? I have never even been in the same place as Justin when Audrina wasn't around. I have been there for Audrina for years of ups and downs with this guy. Now she is accusing me of hooking up with him?? It's the most awkward position to put me in because I can't defend myself without putting both her and Justin down.
Bottom line, I did not and would never hook up with Justin.
The worse thing is knowing that a friend, that I've known for years and even shared a home with, thinks that I'm capable of that kind of betrayal. I would NEVER hurt a friend like that!
Audrina - We promised we wouldn't let people get into our ears and make us fight. You KNOW I didn't do this and I have never given you a reason not to trust me. What you are doing is hurtful and I don't want to fight with you. Whoever is telling you these things does not have your best interest at heart. I have always been there for you and now I'm being attacked for something I didn't do. We are supposed to be there for each other when other people do this to us and today you are the one doing it to me. Today you are the reason people are saying mean things about me. You asked me if I did this and I told you I didn't.

First, Lauren, if this is a real situation, then GROW the F**K up!! Get off myspace, quit whining, and just cut these cancers OUT of your life. This is pathetic!

Lauren CONRAD hangs with her DADDY after getting BUSY with JUSTIN BOBBY all night LONG!!

HAHAHAHA to the heading of the post! I don't believe any of this JB/LC crapola for one second. This is for the HILLS benefit. I am though sick of Lauren allowing herself to be a piss post for a the dogs that are Audrina, Spencer, Heidi, Brody, Jen Bunney. If people really treat you this way, get them out of your life and off your show! Quit running to your daddy. Grow up!!

Friday, October 3, 2008

What IF ANYTHING is wrong with Audrina Patridge?

From Perez Hilton:

Pratt said he was praying for Whitney Port's new spin-off show, but said that his real thoughts are with Audrina Patridge. Apparently Patridge is experiencing some "personal problems" that are too dramatic to even talk about on TV.
Spencer says, "My real prayers go to Audrina; she really needs it at the moment. She is going through a lot, I just wish her and her health all the best."
He adds, "Something big is wrong, but it is up to her as to whether she wants to go public with it."

Cancer?

Lauren CONRAD says she is always trying to hide her THIGHS!

In Us Weekly's annual Style Issue (on newsstands now), Lauren Conrad, Hilary Duff and Taylor Swift open up about fall fashion trends - and disasters!
Asked which body part she least like to dress, Conrad tells Us, "I'm always trying to hide my thighs, whether it's with a longer T-shirt or a skirt with a natural waist."
Adds Duff, "I'm always wearing scarves to deaccentuate my shoulders."
Swift tells Us her skirts and jeans "have to be either low- or high-waisted. It can't be in the middle; I'm so tall [5-foot-11] it would make me look weird."
Check out behind-the-scenes photos from the Us Weekly shoot!
The ladies aren't the only ones talking style with Us.
Celebrity designer Christian Louboutin gives Us a tour of his Paris workshop.
Also in the 33-page special issue: Three stylish stars take Us inside their closets to show off their one-of-a-kind collections.
Check out photos of last year's worst dressed stars!
For more - including the ultimate Splurge-Save Guide to Fall Fashion and the best jeans for fall - pick up the new issue of Us Weekly today!

Lauren and Justin BOBBY - The ORIGINAL EONLINE STORY!

We thought Heidi Montag was supposed to be the villainess on The Hills. Well, you might wanna put away those Team Lauren shirts ‘cause, apparently, little Goody Two–shoes ain’t so innocent after all—if you believe those who are currently whispering in friggin’ overdrive from the semihottie show.
Can’t say we’re that shocked, actually. If you get sucked into the awfulness that is The Hills, then you’re aware that Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad have had quite the rocky friendship this season. Offscreen, Aud moved her stuff out of the house a couple of weeks ago, but they would still try to fake that they’re all chummy and crap. Well, there’s no hiding their hatred now.
This weekend in Vegas, A.P. hosted her own party while Conrad celebrated Lo’s B-day at another club. So why has it all of a sudden come to a head? Justin Bobby!
Audrina, we’re told, is fuming because she found out that her on-and-off lover, Justin, and former BFF, L.C., hooked up behind her back. Man, if this was actually captured on film we might even watch the show! Supposedly, A-doll has been running around town trying to find out any info about the incident that Mister Bobby himself has supposedly confessed to. Lauren denies it, natch.
So could this be why the two gals are no longer top MySpace friends and why Lauren’s mood is “shocked”? You can bet that Justin Bobby will get out of all this unscathed, 'cause, well, guys always do.
Our take? Totally wouldn’t put it past L.C., 'cause word on the T-town street is she ain’t the prude type. Hardly. But we think it makes Audrina look a little pathetic, to be honest. True, girl code was violated, but don’t let it get back to us how desperately you’re seeking answers, A. Très tragic and high school. But then this is The Hills, isn’t it?

What do you all think?

Lauren CONRAD hooked up with JUSTIN BOBBY?

E! Online is reporting that 'The Hills' star Lauren Conrad may have done the unthinkable to one of her supposed BFFs. Rumor has it that Lauren went behind Audrina Patridge's back and hooked up with her man. On screen, Audrina and Justin Bobby dated, broke up, dated again, and repeated the annoying cycle continuously. Now it looks like over the weekend in Vegas, Lauren may have secretly had a little tryst with Justin. If you must know, we don't even see what all the fuss over this guy is about since he's not exactly eye candy. We all know that what happens in Vegas stays there, but isn't there some kind of girl code that Lauren shouldn't have violated?

This can't be true!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Audrina Patridge OUT in LA on October 1, 2008!

I really don't like the beanie look! Lauren does it too. Is Audrina jewish? Seriously. Maybe that would explain it.

Bert SHOW - RAISE YOUR HAND POLL!

VIDEO

Pretty funny, good Thursday afternoon entertainment.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Kourtney KARDASHIAN and Kristin CAVALLARI out to CELEBRATE SISTER Kim's OUSTER from DANCING WITH THE STARS!

Kim Kardashian got the boot last night. I saw one of the comments said that she was horrible. We learned the other day ole KIMMY likes a little girl on girl action and was sleeping with Paris and Nicole Richie and others. I wonder if Kristin and Kourt got a little thing going too!

The SKINNY and PICS on AUDRINA PATRIDGE'S NEW HOUSE!!

BUYER: Audrina Patridge

LOCATION: Bryn Mawr Drive, Los Angeles, CA

PRICE: $1,290,000

SIZE: 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms

DESCRIPTION: ...This new construction Spanish Villa has a spectacular view over looking the city! It has 3 bedrooms & two and a half baths, & a huge gourmet chef's kitchen. The kitchen features a separate convection oven, 6 burner gas stove, built-in microwave, wine refrigerator and side by side refrigerator, & a center island. The entertainer's patio is like a resort w/ built in BBQ, refrigerator...

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Back in late August Your Mama floated a (not very) blind item about a best friend battling gossip glossy favorite spending some of her not very hard earned reality show money on a new house in the hills above Hollywood. As many of y'all guessed correctly, the new home owner is none other than Audrina Patridge, dark haired gurl from The Hills, not the blond one who wants to be a fashion dee-ziner, but the one who aspires to be a mo-dell and ack-turuss. Yes, well, good luck with that baby gurl...Anyhoo, we know that many of you don't care nuthin' about those cat fighting kitties from The Hills and if we're telling the truth–and we always do–Your Mama does not either. In fact we've never even bothered to watch the damn program. However, the cast members' comings and goings have become inescapable for all us gossip glossy junkies who are forced to read about Heidi and Lauren and Audrina in between stories about real stars like Brad Pitt, Halle Berry and British singing sensation Robbie Williams...who Your Mama also hears is buying a new house. But more on that later.It's certainly no secret that Miss Patridge bought a new house. Oh no. As is typical with the publicity seeking lasses from The Hills, she's been yakking it up with all the paps and gossip glossies about how she felt like a guest living in the, uhm, guest house of Lauren's house in West Hollywood and how she needed more space for her clothes and accessories. Isn't that nice how her pee-pole have trained her to be so diplomatic? Most reports say that former BFFs Audrina and Lauren can't stand the sight of each other, but for all Your Mama knows, the whole hate each other thing could be made up for their stoopid show. Who knows? Who cares?According to our source Lucy Spillerguts and confirmed with property records, Miss Patridge paid $1,290,000 for her newly constructed "Spanish Villa" on Bryn Mawr Drive that includes 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, a gore-may kitchen with a window shoved up into the ceiling and more tile floors than in all of Spain itself.What is most interesting to Your Mama about Miss Patridge's purchase is that as far as we can tell (from the listing information we saved all those weeks ago), the house was last listed at $1,199,000 which means that according to our beloved and bejeweled abacus the reality show personality paid more than the asking price for her new house with it's built-in microwave oven and resort like entertainer's patio. More! That, children, just isn't happening that much anymore.There's really no point in discussing the rather bland and beige day-core seen in the photographs because that is clearly the work of Staging Lady in a Pink Toyota. And not some of her best work either. Your Mama hopes Miss Partridge has the good sense to hire one of her nice gay decorator friends to get up in there and work it out. The first thing Your Mama would suggest is to go out and buy some damn rugs to cover up some of that beige tile that has been laid down, seemingly, throughout the entire house. Who does that? Why? The builder couldn't have mixed it up with some nice dark floors in the living and dining rooms? Pleeze.At least the place has some pretty nice views over looking the glittery lights of Los Angeles.

Property records also reveal that Miss Patridge's new next door neighbor is How I Met Your Mother actor Josh Radnor who paid 1.1 million clams for his house in June of 2007 for his 1926 Spanish style house with 3 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms.Now then, let's move on and hope none of these other folks from The Hills bother to buy a house because Your Mama ain't got nuthin' left to say about them.

Living in Atlanta it is hard to believe anyone would pay over a million dollars for a 3 bedroom. In Atlanta, the same thing would be a max 400K. Looks like it has really good view though.

LAUREN CONRAD looking GORGEOUS in US MAGAZINE!! Hey, SUBSCRIBE TO US, it's GREAT!!

Good for Lauren.

LAUREN CONRAD out in LA on September 30, 2008!

I like it when she wears just jeans and a button down - Cute.

Whitney PORT out SHOPPING in the BIG APPLE!

Wearing the skirt from her own collection. Did she get lip injections now? Looks like it. I don't love this look. I guess it edgy but.....

REAL TALK - Presidential ELECTION!

Maybe you have been following the talk of a bailout on Capital Hill the last week or so, if you haven't, what you have missed is the usual, the status quo, democrats blaming republicans, the republicans blaming the democrats and nothing getting accomplished which has become the New America.

More than ever, we as a society, feel the need to label ourselves a democrat or a republican and more than ever we feel the need to bash the other side and no matter what defend our side. But what has been lost is America.

Listen, I have been guilty too to some extent. I lean toward the republicans almost exclusively though I did vote both terms for Bill Clinton. The reality is though the republicans no longer represent my beliefs and neither do the democrats. As a business person, my number one issue consistently is taxes. But I also realize we have let the national deficit balloon and that is the fault of George Bush, the republicans and the democrats, it is all their faults and it is our fault too. It is our fault because even with an insane deficit, many of you want more, free healthcare, I want tax cuts, gays want marriage, etc.

Here's the reality, much like we have credit card limits, the american credit card is maxed out, And we all better get on the same page on this one. We need to be cutting spending drastically and we need in all honesty to begin to raise taxes to increase revenues to pay down this deficit. In all honesty, that means no government healthcare, strategic social security and medicare as they are the two biggest programs, programs that will begin to run worse and worse deficits. What does that mean? It means more people are retiring and drawing social security and medicare than the revenues from you and I, the working people, are coming in. Thats a problem.

Do the Kennedys or the Bushes really need social security? I think not. Does Bill Gates one day need to recieve social security? Warren Buffett? Of course not.

How do we accomplish paying down this national debt. I believe we need a small national sales tax 1 or 2% on all goods and services, with the clear understanding that the funds are used for one purpose, to pay down the national debt. Not for schools, not for roads, nothing but the national debt. And once the debt is payed down, the tax is removed.

And you might say well thats not fair to the very poor. It is. The wealthy you are, face it, the more you consume.

What will this do? This will significantly strengthen the dollar. This will allow your dollar to go much further in the goods you purchase.

It will also make are far less prone to negative foreign influence.

Do I want to pay another tax? NO. But will I in this case, absolutly.

The country needs drastic reforms to social security where everyone does not recieve it. Same with medicare. Am I happy that I pay all this money into a program and recieve no benefits - Yes. But I also realize their are some people that need it to live or they would be homeless.

We need to set a timetable to hand Iraq back to Iraq. Or if they ask us to stay any longer, than we should be recieving a benefit from that such as cheap oil. I don't care if the Iraqi's make a profit, but Iraq should be selling us our oil needs at a steep discount to market. I believe $60 to $70 a barrell is fair. They make a profit. Our gas and fuel costs drop atleast 25%.

We also need to all get on the same page on energy. Hybrids are an answer. Oil is going to continue to be part of the answer. We also need compressed natural gas vehicles and infrastructure. The more options their are, the lower the overall demand for each will be and the lower cost you and I will pay.

My point to this post, we all need stop think only about the amerIca needs and get back to thinking about America. We need to demand the excesses be cleaned up, the waste, the useless programs - every government budget needs to be cut, we need to get more effective. That combined with a national sales tax aimed only at paying down the debt, will begin to put this country back on track.

If you have credit card debt, you really need to get it under control and start paying it down and adjust your spending level. You'll be much happier in both the short and long term. If you have a car loan, you really need to look at downsizing next time and getting something you can pay cash for. Eliminate the debt. Get back to living within your means. It will be better for you and the country.

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