Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Audrina PATRIDGE goofs around with the latest workout equipment from REEBOK!











Seriously, another workout gizmo? Seriously, you want to get in shape, get on the treadmill, raise the incline as much as you can for yourself and raise the speed and run or walk for 20 to 30 minutes 4 or 5 times a week and throw in weightlifting and you'll look great.

The CITY must be back filming for Whitney to be in NYC and be pretending to hang with JAY again!







The more I see them the more I think they can't even stand each other!

Hayden Panettiere and her MOM at the AIRPORT!






Her mom is the latest example of just too much plastic surgery particularly on the face! JEEZ! STOP WITH THE SURGERY LADIES! If you want a little botox, ok, if you want to get your teeth white, ok, if your nose is horrendous and you get a little work on it, maybe ok. But STOP with all the lip work and the botox where your face does not move at all, stop it, you look ridiculous! Aging is part of life, get over it, If your 60, you can't look 20!

Amanda BYNES at Perez Hilton's BIRTHDAY BASH!










Her face freaks me out, it is just jacked up, I wish she would Twitter what she did to it so that all of us can avoid it!

Kristin Cavallari at the 2009 Winter Music Festival!















I don't really love Kristin's outfit at all and Nicky is every bit as unremarkable looking as Paris!

Why doesn't Lauren CONRAD twitter?

If Ryan Seacrest can, they why the hell can't Lauren?

Is there anyone creepier than Simon van KEMPEN of the REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC?

Watch this video

Who does this in public? Creepy much perv boy?

Alex MCCORD of the Real Housewives of New York City gets the boot from her JOB!


Count Alex McCord as one of the millions of Americans being hit by the bad economy.
The Real Housewives of New York City star, known for going on extravagant shopping trips with her husband Simon Van Kempen, was just laid off from her visual merchandising job at Victoria’s Secret.
“Now I’m more a Real Housewife than I ever have been before!” McCord tells PEOPLE. “The whole time this show’s been on people have said ‘Define this term housewife,’ ‘Are you a real housewife?’ And I always said, ‘Well, I own a house and I am a wife! But now I’m a real housewife.”
The layoff was not related to McCord’s being on the Bravo reality show. The loss of her full-time job was one of 90 positions cut at the company’s New York headquarters — part of a 10-percent reduction in the brand’s workforce.
McCord had been at the job for two years. She started after a period of freelancing when her sons, Francois and Johan — with Van Kempen — were young. “I had a great time, and even up until the last week I was there, I was gaining new skills,” she says. “My job was my green zone — when I was not Alex from Real Housewives but Alex who’s in beauty.”
What’s next? “The challenge will be to find something meaningful to do, where I am the real
Alex McCord and not just a Real Housewife,” she says. Of course, that will depend a lot on employers, and whether they look at her resumé and skills as a graphic artist, “or if they’ll expect me to come into the interview wearing a leopard-print dress, looking for connections,” she says with a laugh.
Personal Finances
The McCord-VanKempens have a plan to manage the financial storm. “Alex has got until the end of April [when her severance package runs out] to replace her income,” VanKempen tells PEOPLE, “otherwise we’ll have to start cutting back on discretionary income.”
Since VanKempen still has his job as a hotel manager, McCord says the family shouldn’t have trouble paying their monthly bills. But her salary was the one that tended to pay for their infamous shopping sprees, not to mention the cost of their full-time nanny.
“If we need to make cutbacks, that’s easy: don’t go shopping!” McCord notes. As for their annual trips to St. Barth’s, “That’s still happening. But if it comes to needing to make cutbacks, I would rather not shop than have to add to the unemployment by laying off our nanny. And that has nothing to do with not wanting to take care of our children … She has a family as well, and that would be terrible for her.”
But won’t they miss the shopping? She reveals: “Those shopping sprees that you see on the show? That’s only once or twice a year. We don’t have time to shop like that. We do killer kamikaze shopping sprees for like two hours and then don’t shop for six months.” – Mark Dagostino
Those two are such wannabe - pretenders! Bitch loses her job and immediately they are dire straights - too funny! Live within your means - losers!

Lauren Conrad's BOYTOY, Kyle HOWARD, and his show, MY BOYS, returns to TBS tonight at 10:30 EST!

Are you going to watch?

Lauren Conrad visits MTV Canada to promote Season 5 of 'The Hills' at the Masonic Temple on March, 30, 2009!!















Simple and cute.

Lauren Conrad was mobbed by fans outside MTV Canada in Toronto after appearing on a live show to promote the new season of "The Hills"!!










Thats a beautiful coat! One thing we know about Lauren, she can't handle the cold at all, she is dressed liked its -70!

Monday, March 30, 2009

I talked about ZAC EFRON and Vanessa needing to wash their hair earlier but ZAC, this is just DISGUSTING!


I know your not that old, you have millions, its cool to be dirty in LA but dude, clean your ears, I mean that looks like it hasn't had a swab in a year!

Paris HILTON gave her sexy boy a gift like only she can - HERPES!


Ewwwww or as Paris would say "That's hot bitches"!

Lauren CONRAD on the COVER of CLEO for April 2009!


Cleo Indonesia (April 2009): Lauren Conrad

Vanessa HUDGENS hits BESO!









Where do I start? That outfit makes her look like a street hooker! And Zac and Vanessa, washing your hair is a GOOD THING!

Paris HILTON writes about SEXY BOY Dougie getting his ASS kicked!

From Paris Hilton:



Friday, March 27, 2009


Clearing a few things up


Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up. I’ve been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I’m about to discuss. First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all. The DJ (I don’t even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever! I like certain techno music, but this was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine. I asked one of my friends who runs the hotel if he could change the music and he said ” I’ll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he’ll play whatever you want.” So he walked Doug and I over there. I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like ‘I only play this kind of music.” I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don’t ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that’s when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I;ve never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me. A man should NEVER put his hands on a woman in that manner.Another thing I keep getting are emails from you guys, calls from family, flowers from friends congratulating me on my engagement. They said they read some story the other day saying that when Doug and I went to dinner with my parents the other night that he proposed and I declined. This never happend, I dont know where they come up with these stories sometimes. All we did was have a lovely dinner at my mom’s favorite restaurant. We had all been together on My BFF Show set all day shooting scenes for this upcoming season. It was histerical and a lot of fun. But I will tell you this, Doug is an amazing guy and I feel very lucky that we found each other. We’ve been friends the past year now and have became very close. He’s my best friend, we are so much alike, we love to travel and we have the most incredible time together no matter where we are. I’ve never been happier. He truly treats me like his princess and that’s how every girl should always be treated, Never forget that ladies. My parents love him too, so I’m really happy about that. I love his parents as well, they are such a lovely family. His mother is stunning, so beautiful, sweet, funny and smart. We all had such an amazing time in Maui together, so I’m glad Doug’s getting to know my family as well.I flew into New York this morning, I’m about to go to the Eye Wear Convention. I’m launching my new sunglass line. I’m so excited! I love wearing sunglasses and now I have my very own line! Loves it! So, I have to run, but hope everyones doing wonderfully and love you all.

Love always Paris xoxo
March 27, 2009.

How SAD, Doug is her best friend now! AHHAHAHAHAHHA! Bitch, face it, you have no friends!

Who in the HELL would throw a TIRADE over Audrina Patridge leaving their STUPID reality show? I guess ADAM DIVELLO!

“A source tells Page Six that at a recent cast photo shoot for the MTV show, DiVello “completely lost his cool and was anything but professional” over star Audrina Patridge, who the day before had announced a development deal with “Survivor” producer Mark Burnett. As soon as Patridge left the shoot, says our source, “DiVello went on a tirade, cursing her in front of other cast and crew.” An MTV rep declined to comment.

It's Audrina dude, take a chill pill, you aren't losing Reese Witherspoon, and by the way, the Hills without Lauren - WILL SUCK!

Paris and DOUG - GET OVER YOURSELVES, YOU LOSERS!

Paris Hilton feels she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were “assaulted for no reason at all” by DJ Steve Angello’s security in Miami Beach early Friday morning. The Swedish spinner, for his part, feels the starlet should “get over” herself.


In what has blown up into a battle of he-said, she-said, he-said, the celebutante and her boy-toy visited the Fontainebleau, where the DJ was showcasing his skills during the 1OAK party at the Winter Music Conference.


Angello’s techno tracks were giving Hilton a migraine, she says in her MySpace blog, so she approached the DJ booth to request a more danceable tune by Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair. That’s when things got ugly.


“[The DJ] was so unbelieveably rude and all because I asked to play one good song,” the BFF-seeker writes. “Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don’t ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that’s when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off me.”


“I was just protecting my girlfriend,” Reinhardt tells E! News. “The DJ’s bodyguard pushed Paris. I stepped in. He tried to push me and manhandle me.”


“For someone who claims to make records…don’t come into a booth and ask me to play hip hop and then have your doorman slap me,” Angello writes of the incident on his Twitter account.

First, pushing Paris really hard, is probably touching her with your pinkie, she probably weighs 75 pounds! Second, you don't tell a DJ in a club what to play, if you don't like the music - LEAVE BITCH!

Olivia PALERMO gets it on with JOHANNES HUBEL PDA Style!







All of these PDA's lately are so desperate! Olivia is definatly one of the better looking people on the Hills or the City.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Kathy Hilton: Paris "Not Planning" a Wedding to Doug Reinhardt!!

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt aren't walking down the aisle any time soon.
"People ask me these questions all the time," Paris' mom, Kathy, told Usmagazine.com at Melanie Segal's Kids Choice Awards Lounge Presented by Stouffer's in Hollywood Thursday. "I'm not planning any weddings anytime soon for either of them!"
See Paris' worst outfits ever!
The heiress has recently spoken out about wanting kinds with her new beau, but Kathy laughed,"Well, she has only known him for a few weeks, so I don't know."
But Paris is smitten.
See photos of couples who can't get enough of each other.
"I think she is very happy," Kathy tells us.
Reinhardt, a minor league baseball player who has also dated Lauren Conrad and Amanda Bynes, also has Kathy's seal of approval.
See what Paris and other stars look like in glasses.
"I just met him. We had dinner the other night," Kathy tells Us "We have only met twice, but he seems nice."
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I do see them possibly getting married, his family is rich, her's is rich, and they both are both lazy bums! Perfect!

ASHLEY TISDALE hits LAX and her outfit is, well, interesting?




That looks a wreck!

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were spotted in Miami, FL getting in a round of retail therapy yesterday (March 26, 2009)!!






Why is sexy boy wearing his swim trunks out to shop? BOUCHEDAG! Doug also looks like hes getting himself a pair of man boobs!

Audrina PATRIDGE was spotted arriving backstage at the venue for rehearsals, looking casual in a striped top and jeans!!






I think for Audrina she actually looks really good here!

Audrina Patridge looked perfectly comfortable and confident as the red carpet host at tonight’s 2009 MTV Australia Awards!!







I don't love the curly locks on her.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Paris HILTON and her SEXY BOY Dougie Reinhardt hit the AIRPORT!







Her hair looks fried and her arms look like an ethopian child! EAT already!

Vanessa HUDGENS hits RODEO DRIVE!







I like everything but that thing on her foot! That is just ugly!

Audrina PATRIDGE hits BONDI BEACH in a white tee and a black bra! Classy Lady!!







Clean Audrina has been replaced with the ole dirty Audrina!

Lauren CONRAD investigates a MURDER at HYDE!


Chelsea Handler also spoofed the Hills meets CSI! Click the pic!

Chelsea HANDLER spoofs the HILLS and LAW and ORDER!


Pretty funny, just click the pic!

If you missed ADAM LAMBERT on AMERICAN IDOL doing "Tracks of my Tears", you have to see it!


GREAT JOB!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Hayden Panettiere was spotted running errands around Hollywood, California this morning (March 25, 2009)!!







The all gray look is not working for me!

Highrise the SERIES! On COMCAST and the INTERNET!

http://www.highrisetheseries.com/

This is a show set in Atlanta and airing on Comcast and will also show all the episodes at the site above. The show starts March 31st. Episodes will be 5-10 minutes long. I think its worth checking out.

Reggie BUSH has like a 26 pack of ABS!





Amanda Bynes was spotted out yesterday (March 24) lunching in West Hollywood at Café Midi with a female friend!!







Those jeans are as tight as Lauren's! Ladies get some jeans that fit!

Alex MURREL has a REAL WINNER for a BOYFRIEND and he is SOOOOO HOT!


Feds and local police raided the house Alex rents in Orange County last week and arrested a man identified as her boyfriend for felony possession of cocaine with intent to sell. Law enforcement sources tell us they found the cocaine "packaged for sale."Murrel herself was not charged, but she was interviewed as a witness.
I was obviously joking that he was hot! No wonder she had gonnorhea in high school, he looks like a fresh over the boarder illegal gangbanger! NICE!

Blake LIVELY out and about on March 24, 2009!




The shoe is a little cheeky but overall I like the look!

Blake Lively was out promoting the TV series "Gossip Girl" at the Late Show with David Letterman in New York on Tuesday (March 24)!!






I don't love the color or this one arm cut deal, it looks whacky! Do you all like it? It fits her good and its a good length for her legs but I just don't love it!

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were spotted out at the Ivy Restaurant in Los Angeles last night (March 24)!!







Paris and Dougie, her sexy boy, had dinner with Paris's parents and guess what the picked the ever popular papparazzi hangout the IVY! What a coincidence!
If you were Paris's parents wouldn't you be embarrassed to have a slut for a daughter?

Audrina PATRIDGE out in SYDNEY!



Not in love with this dress either. Are you?

Audrina Patridge was spotted living it up aboard the Southern Cloud yacht earlier today (March 25, 2009)!!







Not in love with the dress! Are you?

Lo BOSWORTH joins WHITNEY Port in the DESPERATE PDA party!







Jeez Lo, your boytoy must have some good coke to allow the public ass grab! Desperate much?

Audrina Patridge recently arrived in Australia in time to host the the 2009 Vodafone Australian MTV Awards!!




Audrina seems to be becoming a bigger star than Lauren! Who would have thought Audrina would become a hot commodity?

Lauren CONRAD trys to lead people to believe her CHEAP clothes with the EXPENSIVE price tag will CONTINUE! KEEP HOPE ALIVE GIRL!

From Lauren CONRAD's myspace:


Hey everyone! I want to take a moment to clear something up. A few days ago a statement was released to the showrooms that carry my clothing line. It asked them to let the stores know that I was planning to take a couple seasons off from my line so that I could make some changes that I felt were necessary. As a result, a lot of people were under the impression that my line was being discontinued or had been dropped. This isn’t the case at all. The truth is I was the one who asked to take a couple seasons off. I have learned so much in the past year and I want to apply that to the improvement of my clothing line. I also wanted to make some changes in production so I would be able to lower the price point. That being said, I am actually really excited about beginning this process. I have spent the last couple weeks working on designs for spring, which is when I am planning to bring the (new and improved) line back. I also have some very exciting things going on that will be announced shortly.So stay tuned!

Seriously, Lauren, your line is uninspired and WAY overpriced.

Whitney PORT gets her PDA on with ROBERT BUCKLEY!


DAMN Whitney, get a room already!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Chad Michael Murray being kicked off ONE TREE HILL?

One Tree Hill star Chad Michael Murray says he’s being kicked off the CW show in an effort to cut costs. “They don’t want me. I’m not joking,” CMM said in a video yanked off the Web yesterday.

I'm not sure I believe this.

The HILLS deleted scenes from SEASONS 2 and 3!!


Click the pic, its about 5 minutes.
Who did Lauren date that was a lot older? Who is she referencing?

The HILLS deleted scenes from SEASON 4!


Click the pic - its good but its about 10 minutes long.

RACY Audrina Patridge modeling the latest Spring/Summer 2009 ad campaign for Divine Rights of Denim!!















Seriously, if I was flipping through a magazine, I would not recognize that as Audrina in atleast two of those pics!

Whitney Port was spotted schmoozing it up at the Diane Von Furstenberg and Elle’s Celebration of International Women’s Month last night (March 23)!!






Is that Jo from the Real Housewives of the OC in the blue?
And is Whitney taking fashion advice from Elton John?

Bethenny FRANKEL of Real Housewives of New York City has a WEBSITE!

http://bethennybakes.blogspot.com/

Check it out, she has some recipes posted and a little of this and a little of that.

Take a sample WONDERLIC and see how smart you are!

Here's the TEST!

See how samrt you and post your score and don't lie! When you answer you just click the letter, you'll see what I mean.

Sadly, I got 8/10!

Bethenny FRANKEL of Real Houswives of New York City thinks she can make FAT OLE OPRAH WINFREY THIN!

Bethenny Frankel, the natural foods chef on The Real Housewives of New York, believes she has unlocked the long-term solution to eternal skinniness and has penned her findings in a new book "Naturally Thin: Unleash Your SkinnyGirl and Free Yourself from a Lifetime of Dieting".


"I never thought about writing a book, but I figured out how to be thin and not obsessed and I was like ‘wow’ so I had to write about it. I know how much my friends and I struggled. All I talked about was what I ate and I worked out all the time, now I don’t even work out that much - maybe two days a week if I can," Frankel (who does have a fabulously flawless figure) told Tarts at her book signing at Santa Monica’s Fred Segal Fun store last week. "Women in America are going to be thinner because of this book, Oprah is going to be thinner, nobody needs to freak out anymore."


The 38-year-old reality starlet has been very open about her weight struggles and eating disorders since childhood and even admitted it wasn’t so long ago that she was easily 15-20 pounds heavier.


"Being skinny didn’t come easy for me, I was on every single diet and grew up in a life of diet obsession and food noise," she added. "But now I’ve freed myself and I can worry about other things."

Like the self-congratulating comments she makes on her Bravo reality show?

"I’m only critical if I say something so narcissistic or I start congratulating myself then I go ‘why hell would I do that?’ But I’m not really sorry because it is all true, that’s just who I am," Frankel added. "Sometimes I say stupid things."

Speaking of Bethenny, she has gotten a little full of herself on this the second season of the Real Housewives of NYC!

Lauren CONRAD thinks she can be a PRODUCER now!

After five years of leading a double-life in front of the lens, it is no wonder retired reality starlet Lauren Conrad is looking forward to a quiet life behind-the-scenes. Now with a bit more time to spare given the news that her clothing line is "on hiatus", Conrad told Tarts that she’s focusing on pens and production.


"I’ve already started on my second book in the 'L.A Candy' series and will be busy promoting the first one," she said. "And I kinda want to work in production so stay tuned."
According to Conrad’s rep, the 23-year-old’s line still exists despite rumors to the contrary, and fashion designing is still first and foremost her greatest passion.


"Lauren just wants to take time out to look at how the collection went in the first season and how she can improve for future seasons," said the rep. "And in terms of television, if she does decide to go back into that industry she most likely would like to take it to a different level and possibly produce a show."

I think Lauren is looney tunes!

Lauren CONRAD and KYLE Howard hang out!







They are trying to prove me wrong but I'm not buying this last more than a couple months, by summer its over!

Hayden Panettiere was spotted being dropped off at a production studio in Van Nuys on Monday morning (March 23, 2009)!!







I don't love her hair like this because she has a big forehead and its not flattering with that.

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were spotted spending the day side-by-side in Los Angeles on Monday afternoon (March 23, 2009)!!







I'm not a Paris fan but atleast she has some style with her clothes.

Lauren Conrad was spotted chilling over at My House nightclub in Hollywood, California last night (March 23, 2009)!!






Nothing is sexier than a nasty a bruise on your thigh! I know some of you think she has sexy legs but not when they are all bruised up! And while the Hills may end, Lauren's clubbing will not!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Would you buy the TATA NANO for $2,000.00?


The question is not whether you would buy it for highway use, it only goes maximum of 43 mph but as something to get you to the grocery store or if your office was close would this be an option for you?

Natasha Richardson funeral photos are so DISTASTEFUL!

Seriously, the woman just died, LEAVE THE FAMILY ALONE! It's not news, quit taking their photos and bugging them, let the grieve.

To me, there are certain lines, if the celebrity is in public and walking or shopping or leaving the bar, they are fair game.

But stop taking their photograph on their property, stop driving like a maniac to get a photo of them in their car, stop following them when they have a baby and are at the hospital or when they are leaving a funeral.

Its just wrong. And also, you don't need three hundred photos of Lauren walking with her bf, take five and be done.

Will the end of Lauren CONRAD'S fashion line spell a return to the Hills franchise?

So word is out today that Lauren's fashion line has essentially ended. My question is will this development keep her on the Hills? Let's face it the economy is bad and the clubs are not paying the celebrity fees they used to nor are advertisers. Lauren's income was threefold as far as I could tell, the Hills, appearence fees and endorsements and her line. The last two are essentially gone. It would not shock me to see Lauren return to the Hills for another season if MTV chooses to bring it back.

I don't think Lauren has made so much money that she can afford not to work.

Lauren Conrad spending time with boyfriend Kyle Howard at Dominick’s over the weekend (March 21, 2009)!!





HELP YOUR BF WITH HIS STYLE LAUREN - IT SUCKS! Seriously I am so tired of seeing these people dressed like sh*t!

Lauren CONRAD'S fashion line is FINISHED!

According to a New York Post report, the Lauren Conrad Collection has been put on hiatus, with the shipment of the last spring and summer delivery being cancelled.

A rep from LC’s camp revealed, “In light of the economic climate, Lauren has decided to completely rethink her line. Lauren is going to revamp her line and design with more high-end fabrics . . . things she couldn’t do the first time around.”

And while nothing is set in stone, we should be hearing from the “Hills” hottie ‘soon.’ “With everything going on in the economy and in her life, she wants to rework her line and offerings. She will make announcements soon.”

Is anyone surprised? The clothes in general were uninspired and highly overpriced.

Allie CRANDELL modeling for TARGET!





She has a cute face but her body is nothing remarkable.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Lauren CONRAD hits up KATSUYA!







The top is kinda cute but Lauren I don't need to see what color bra your wearing sweetheart!

Have we ever had a PRESIDENT more desperate for attention than BARACK OBAMA?


A sitting President going on Leno? In the midst of multiple crisis? I think its disgusting! This guy needs to hear himself talk and get applause. You are not a celebrity, you are the PRESIDENT! Act like it you clown!

Selena GOMEZ hits MCDONALDS!






I think she looks a little like Rachel Bilson.

Vanessa HUDGENS pumps the GAS!







Zac was with her and didn't get out to pump the gas - what a bouche!

LOOK at the LOVE that is Spencer and HEIDI at the LAKERS game! Yah, I don't see it either!






She looks like she would rather be getting a lobotomy than hangin with Spencer. And Spencer is getting more action from the chip than Heidi!

DOGPIS hits Bar Delux!






Paris has really managed to get even uglier now and Doug looks like a creepy molestor!

Gretchen Rossi with Slade Smiley of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY ARE TOGETHER! OMG!







Tamara was right, Gretchen is just a big ole slut! Who bends over like that? And Slade is supposedly broke now and his house got foreclosed! LOSERS!

Jay Lyon's bandmate Nicolas Potts‘ girlfriend, Jessica Hart!









Now this girl I believe is a model!

Jay LYON'S EX Danielle from MTV'S THE CITY modeling photos!






She's a model? Seriously?

Whitney PORT moves onto a NEW MAN!

Jay Lyon better hope his band Tamarama works out well for him. Because if it doesn’t, it looks like he may not have a gig returning to The City the second time around.


Word is that his ex girlfriend Whitney Port is quickly moving on. Whitney is reportedly getting “very close” to Lipstick Jungle actor, hottie Robert Buckley. Both are newly single in the city and obviously ready to mingle. We’re happy for Whitney, but the only downside is that she may turn into the Whitney of old or the Lauren Conrad of new, if she dated Robert and he played the real actor card and refused to appear in The City. But we’re jumping too far ahead.


Whitney and Robert were both in Miami hosting the Havaianas Spring Break event at the Shore Club and got along really well. They even were spotted “getting very friendly and canoodling throughout the afternoon”.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Latest polls on Obama, the Country and Congress!

President Obama Job Approval

Details
Approve
60.8%
Disapprove
30.2%

Congressional Job Approval

Details
Approve
37.0%
Disapprove
52.0%

Direction of Country

Details
Right Direction
37.7%
Wrong Track
54.7%

I found these polls very interesting, first, in two months Obama has lost 20% plus of his approval rating. Two, people still hate congress which bodes well for a significant change in 2010, and finally 55% of the country thinks we are the wrong track which means a significant number of people that voted for Obama are now quite unhappy with that choice.

Will the GA 400 tolls ever end?

Watch the video here to find out!

I can tell you as a resident who uses the road regularly I don't think the tolls will ever end if though they promised they would end it would the money was there to pay off the bonds. And there is the problem with ever agreeing to taxes - THEY WILL NEVER GO AWAY!

Hence is the problem with all of Obama's special programs, THEY WILL NEVER END! And you the taxpayer will pay ever increasing tax rates. You might not always notice them, an increased cigarette tax, an increased liquor tax, more sales tax, more payroll tax, more property tax, but eventually you will pay more.

Its like the people who in 2005-2007 took out low interest loans with low rates the first year, what happened when the rates went up? Your seeing it now with the millions of forclosures. Some day, China might call our bonds due, remember that.

Another ROUND of embarassing questions answered by the BERT SHOW!

Watch the video here

Even if you have no idea who the bert show is, its a good time waster.

Rest in Peace Natasha Richardson

How sad, I hate to post about these stories now right when they happen because the details always seem to change and the first reports usually end up being wrong.

I think the lesson as of now is no matter how minor you think a fall is when you hit your head always go to the hospital.

The story seems to remain, she had a minor fall skiing, felt fine and was talking and joking and only an hour or two later began to have a headache.

From what I have learned, even minor falls can lead to brain bleeding and without removing that pressure medically you can not survive.


RIP Natasha Richardson.

The 2009 FINAL FOUR - You heard it here FIRST!

Louisville, Memphis, Gonzaga and UCLA!

And Memphis wins it all!

Blake LIVELY on the set of GOSSIP GIRL!






Not sure I love the blue dress!

Paris HILTON and her SEXY BOY as she calls him, DOUG REINHARDT return from VEGAS!



Paris looks like an alien!

Lo BOSWORTH and Audrina PATRIDGE are BFF more about 10 more minutes until the HILLS ends!









Lo really packed on the weight since Laguna. Find a gym girl!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Kristin CAVALLARI will DYE her HAIR if thats what it takes to be taken SERIOUSLY!

Kristin Cavallari wants to be taken seriously


Like many young actresses, Kristin Cavallari wants to be taken seriously.
Despite her good looks and party girl persona, the former Laguna Beach star actually is looking for a meaty role -- glamour be damned.


''I want to go dark -- dye my hair and do something really dramatic,'' says Cavallari, who was set to host the Cosmo Bikini Bash on Saturday at Nikki Beach. ''Kind of the way Angelina Jolie did in Changeling, when you go into yourself and really bring it.'' (For the record, Jolie didn't exactly look plain in her Oscar-nominated role of a tortured mother looking for her lost son.)


In the meantime, biding time before Clint Eastwood calls, Cavallari is content doing the films she is offered. Out this summer is the puerile romp Wild Cherry, which she describes as ``American Pie from a girl's point of view.''
``We play seniors in high school who find
something called a Bang Book -- the guys
writing down all the girls they de-virginized,'' she says. ``We turn the tables and start messing with their heads.''
Co-stars include Rumer Willis, Tia Carrere as the principal, and Rob Schneider as a dad (incidentally, the comedian's daughter Elle is also in the flick).
In between moviemaking -- alas, Van Wilder: Freshman Year went straight to video -- Cavallari likes kicking back on our side of the map.


The 22-year-old Denverite attended DJ Irie's launch party for the Gansevoort South in June, and didn't hesitate when Cosmo asked her to party on the beach and oversee Saturday's massive aerial photo shoot this weekend (the babes laid out to spell ''COSMO''; see pics in Tropical Life Style Wednesday).


''Any excuse to go to Miami, I take it. It has such a fun vibe,'' says Cavallari, who will again stay at the Gansevoort and party at Mokai and Mansion.
The trip is short, but she's one of the lucky ones who never gets jet-lagged.


''I always take the first flight out [from L.A.],'' she says. ``But I always sleep on the plane. I can fall asleep anywhere. Couch,
wherever. The minute my head
hits the pillow I'm out.''
-- MADELEINE MARR

Audrina Patridge Checks Out “I Love You, Man”!!





That show boot is ugly! Why do none of these girls know how to dress?

Lauren Burk Memorial Scholarship Fund


Please consider making a donation at http://www.oglethorpe.edu/laurenburk/
I know many of you are very loyal readers here and I don't ask you all to give me money via a donation button or any such thing but I would appreciate it if you would make a donation to the fund no matter how small. You can use a credit card and it is totally tax deductiable. Please do what you can.
For those who are new are don't totally remember, Lauren was murdered at Auburn University at this time last year. The fund in the last year has raised over $50,000.00 and recently gave out its first scholarship to an art student from Marietta.
Thank you in advance for your kind gift.

Paris HILTON and DOUG Reinhardt in LAS VEGAS for ST . PATRICKS 2009!






Doug looks wasted! And Paris all she cares about is getting her picture taken. Hey Paris, you are starting to look really weathered girl!

Audrina PATRIDGE gets her own show with MARK BURNETT PRODUCTIONS!

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Audrina Patridge is leaving MTV's The Hills after the hit reality show's upcoming fifth season, which premieres March 30. Patridge has signed a new deal with Mark Burnett Productions for a series that, much like The Hills did for star Lauren Conrad, will follow her personal and professional life. "We are truly pleased to have the chance to work with Audrina," Burnett told The Hollywood Reporter. "She has already proved her star quality, and we can't wait to show her fans worldwide the next stage of her life and career."
Conrad also recently announced she would be leaving the series after the fifth season, prompting speculation that MTV will either cancel the show after the upcoming season or refocus it with sweeping cast changes. A sixth season of the show has not been announced.

I am really skeptical this show will ever see the light of day, Myself and I think most people could care less about Audrina. This does to me further bring into question the Hills franchise continuing post Lauren.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Erin LUCAS modeling and by modeling I mean having pics taken where her boobs almost fall out!




Desperate!

Olivia PALERMO not all that SYMPATHETIC to her NEIGHBORS fire!

FAUX-cialite Olivia Palermo spent last week complaining to media outlets that "The City" producers edited her to be a bitch - and she's really sweet in real life. Tell that to her neighbors. On Thursday, a source who was in the lobby of Palermo's TriBeCa apartment building called us and said, "A girl was sobbing in the lobby because a fire had started in her apartment. There were dozens of firemen in the lobby and trucks outside and everything, and neighbors were gathered, trying to comfort the girl. Then, Olivia walks in with her Prada bag and huge sunglasses, completely oblivious to the madness going on. She just struts past the crying girl, the throngs of fire men, and goes upstairs." But Palermo's rep tells us, "She did wait until the firemen told her it was safe to go up, and she took the stairs."

Seriously, what was Olivia supposed to do, give me a break!

Whitney PORT out SHOPPING in LA and back to her horrible style if you can call it that!






The ugly hoodie, the ugly bag, I am just sick of seeing this girl with a pretty face not be able to dress herself!

The CITY FINALE....Here are my SUGGESTIONS....

Get rid of Whitney she is a total and complete bore as is Jay and his crappy band!

Erin, BORING, needs to go!

Make Olivia and Allie the center of the show, follow Allie's modeling and follow Olivia as she trys to be a NY socalite.

Or just follow Allie and she must have model friends as they try and make their way in modeling. Kind of an Eigth and Ocean but without 72 models living in the same house.

Whitney is just too boring to have a show centered around her.

Whitney PORT and Jay LYON break up AGAIN!

The City’s Whitney Port and her reality show boyfriend, Jay Lyon, have called it quits, a friend of Whitney’s reveals to In Touch. “They broke up on Monday,” said the friend. “Whitney did it over the phone, she was basically just not happy for a while and decided she really wanted to end it. Jay said they should talk things over, but it seems her mind is made up.”
The couple agreed to take a break while Jay toured with his band Tamarama, as shown in this week’s episode, but later reconciled. “The episode that aired on Monday was filmed over a month ago. They got back together after that, but now Whitney has dumped him for good,” says the friend.
The couple met and began dating last summer when Whitney began filming MTV’s The City and moved to Manhattan. They had been dating ever since. “There was no cheating or anything like that, she’s just finally fed up,” the friend says. “She asked her close friends for advice and thinks it’s best her and Jay both go their separate ways. He’s not going to change and she’s just sick of it.”

I have to say that the females on the Hills and the City are really bad role models. Its sad young girls watch these shows and think its the right thing to do to keep giving their sleeze ball boyfriends a second and third and fourth and fifth chance.

Justin BOBBY talks about Audrina PATRIDGE getting ROBBED!

“She thinks it’s someone she knows,” Patridge ex-boyfriend Justin Bobby told Celebuzz Wednesday night at the event. This is likely the case since the surveilance footage seemed to show the robbers knew their way around Audrina’s home as if this wasn’t their first time there. “And looking at the tape it’s clear these were not seasoned criminals.”
Audrina posted the surveilance footage of the robbers entering her house. The footage shows a girl and a guy who look like they just walked out of an LA club. Weird. However, no arrests have been made because although Audrina has watched the footage with friends and family repeatedly, she cannot positivily identify the two.
Naturally, after the robbery Audrina was disturbed and did what any 20 something year old girl would do- she called her father who came right away.
Audrina was robbed of the following: “Missing from the house is everything from her personal computer, emotionally valuable jewelry and Louis Vuitton luggage. The items seemed to be taken in a very low-key, relaxed manner based on the video… several exclusive pairs of jeans from Divine Rights Denim (for which Audrina is the face) were taken. Among them are the Macbeth wash, a pair that hasn’t even gone into production for consumers and features sexy tears from the inner thigh down the leg.”
Justin says “[s]he’s still really bummed out. It’s really violating,” says Justin Bobby. “They have the video, she’s talking to the cops, but in general it sucks.”

Again, this is what happens when your into drugs, you end up having strangers over and later they rob you, end of story.

Monday, March 16, 2009

I have to say F**K YOU AIG!

This was maybe the poorest run company in the history of America and they want to pay $165 million dollars in bonuses when the US taxpayer owns most of the company? Anyone who reads here reguarly knows I am not a big fan of Barack Obama, but good for him for calling BS on this AIG nonsense.

AIG gradually needs to be sold off piece by piece. And if you work for AIG shame on you for not quitting!

Blast from the Past: When RACHEL BILSON and Adam Brody were TOGETHER!










They were a cute couple. These photos are back from 2006. I forget who broke up with who?

Rachel Bilson out in LA!




Love the boots!

Actor Amanda Bynes poses for photos as she arrives for the world premiere of the Disney film 'Race to Witch Mountain'!!







Whats up with leg spread pose in the last pic? And I keep trying to figure out what she has done to her face and i'm thinking maybe she got cheek implants.

Who drinks SOY MILK?

So I just started drinking soy milk a couple weeks ago and while I am not convinced it is any better for you than regular cows milk, I do think it taste better. The publix vanilla is good and at $2.60 or so for a half gallon its not a bad price.

Whitney PORT at TAO in LAS VEGAS on March 13, 2009! PICS!!






WOW - i am so proud of WHITNEY! She looks like she actually took some time and thought about her outfit and what do you know - she looks GREAT! OMG!!

This VIDEO with Joshua Jackson is too funny on too many levels!


He drives a scooter with his girlfriend, drunk random girls, the papparazzi breaks his stuff and we find out New Jersey sucks - YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!

Shawn JOHNSON out and about! Week 2 of Dancing with the Stars TONIGHT!


Go Shawn!

More of KRISTIN CAVALLARI in her BIKINI at the BEACH!
















Chelsea HANDLER hates SPEIDI as much as all of US!

From Chelsea Handler Interview:

"I was offered Heidi (Montag) and Spencer (Pratt, from MTV's "The Hills"). I said absolutely not. I would have nothing to say to them. It has to be somebody I don't feel venom for."

Brody JENNER gives relationship advice - OH Brother!

From Brody's website:

Here's a list of couple behavior dos and don'ts:

DON'T: Excessively grab or handle your significant other's booty or put your hand in their back pants pocket.

DO: Limit your back-side appreciation to a subtle and quick caress just below the waist line.

DON'T: French kiss to the point where everyone can see your tongues hanging out for an extended period of time.

DO: Smooch a little here and there, saving the more passionate fare for when you two are alone.

DON'T: Dry hump (ha!)

DO: Hold hands

What great advice, please!

Ashley Tisdale grabs breakfast at PATY'S!








Does no one in Hollywood have style anymore? Everyone dresses like a homeless person!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Rachel BILSON out and about!







Don't totally love the look but its much better than some of what she has worn lately!

Honor ALBA took her parents to TRADER JOE'S for some GOODIES!




Cute!!

DAMN IT Melissa!! I really wanted to say "IN YOUR FACE MESNICK"! But your new BOY is not CUTE!


The Bachelor's Melissa Rycroft finally shows off her new man!
The 25-year-old -- who was proposed to, and then unceremoniously dumped for runner-up Molly Malaney six weeks later by Jason Mesnick on national TV -- showed up at a dance studio in West Hollywood with her insurance agent boyfriend, Ty.
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He was wearing a Dallas Cowboys T-shirt -- she is a former cheerleader for the team!
Rycroft says in Us Weekly's newest issue that she has been quietly dating her new beau.
"We've been really good friends, but the timing was never right," she tells Us. "With all this going on, he's my support system. It's funny how things happen."
Do these stars look better after breakup?
Rycroft recently joined Dancing With the Stars and wowed judges with a high-scoring routine. She has been attending daily dance rehearsals to keep the momentum going for this Monday's show.
Pick up the newest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, to find out how how Ty and Melissa met, see what he looks like -- and learn what Melissa really thinks of Mesnick.
Where did she find this loser? Your a former Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, surely she can do better than this meathead!

Doug is Paris's BITCH and Frankie is DOUG'S bitch!

Last week, Amanda Bynes thought she would attend L.A. hotspot Upstairs, but she was wrong. The bouncer refused to let her in. Not surprisingly, Doug Reinhardt co-owns the venue. Going to your ex-boyfriend’s spot is a little risky, even for a Hollywood starlet, as Amanda soon found out.


“She called a friend who was already in the club and complained, asking her friend to come down and help her get in,” says a source on the skanky scene. The club’s promoter, Frankie Delgado, who’s a pal of D.R.’s, went down to personally tell Amanda that Doug doesn’t want her in his club and that she was “not welcome.”

Are they all in Highschool?

Lauren CONRAD inside the APPLE LOUNGE!





I think she looks good here, casual and fun!

Paris HILTON refers to DOUG REINHARDT as her "Sexy Boy" - OMG!

Paris Hilton on her Myspace Blog, she wrote: “Hey everyone, just got back from an amazing trip in Maui with my sexy boy,” writes Hilton, 28, on her MySpace Celebrity blog. “We had so much fun and it was so relaxing and romantic. I LOVE Hawaii!”



Thats the funniest thing I have ever heard! Her SEXY BOY! I mean she might as well have called her gigalo, Deuce Bigalow! They continue to live up to their name DOGPIS!

Kristin Cavallari made a special appearance at Cosmopolitan’s Second Annual Bikini Beach Bash at the Nikki Beach Club!!




Kristin, as usual, cute and fun and outgoing!

Lauren CONRAD gettin it on with the MIZ? I told you KYLE was about gone!



Human facsimile Lauren Conrad spent last night "hugging and whispering" and "exchanging phone numbers" with The Miz, a professional wrestler. What did they talk about? My guess is the fungible nature of reality and also waxing techniques. "OMG, Nads is the worst!" [P6]
How sad for Lauren, I mean the Miz, a real world reject, how sad!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Kristin CAVALLARI at the STAR MAGAZINE PARTY!







I really like the dress but the shoe choice is HORRIBLE! That looks like something that skank Heidi would wear!

Lauren CONRAD hits LUAU, figures there is no reason to wear a BRA!






Skirt is cute. That said, I don't really need to see the chicken cutlets she has for boobs!

Behind the Scenes of the STAR MAGAZINE PARTY!

Star Magazine posted a video of the red carpet interviews at their Star Magazine Party. Heidi & Spencer talk about their obsession with Twitter, Lauren, Lo, and company skip the red carpet but dance inside to Lady Gaga (Lauren does her classic hands in the air slide down move that she does on the opening of The Hills), and Doug Reinhardt’s sister, of Laguna Beach fame, Casey Reinhardt, walks the red carpet with some dude.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

DOGPIS(Doug and Paris) starting to do POSED photos just like SPEIDI!







Doug looks like he can't really stand her!

Audrina PATRIDGE hits MYHOUSE for some FUN!



She just looks unkept to me.

Lauren CONRAD caught BOOZING it up - AGAIN!

• Lauren Conrad and boyfriend Kyle Howard, grilling their own meat at Shin Korean BBQ in Hollywood. The two ate spicy chicken and shrimp and shared wine and a lychee martini. “They were very flirty and looked really happy,” says an onlooker.

Lauren CONRAD and LO Bosworth say YES to PLASTIC SURGERY!

Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth recently attended Barbie’s 50th birthday party in Malibu, CA.

Lo explained why the girls came out to celebrate for barbie. “I loved Barbie growing up,” Lo Bosworth said. “And she is 50 and hot and fabulous.” And since Barbie is 50, still looks good, but is made of plastic, E! asked the best friends if they would every get plastic surgery. The girls said when they get older, they’re sure they will want a little nip and tuck somewhere.


They also asked Lauren about any future reality show plans. “Reality TV, as in a show like The Hills? I don’t think I could do it,” Lauren confessed at Barbie’s 50th birthday bash in Malibu. “Never say never, but at this point I think I’m ready to step away and do my own thing.”
Lauren got a little bashful when asked about her boyfriend, Kyle Howard. “You’re making me blush! He’s very sweet,” she answered, when asked about her favorite thing regarding her actor beau. “He’s a good guy.”


And as for Lo, somehow she still plans to be on The Hills. We find this odd since she was barely on the show with Lauren, and at that, Lauren was her only link to the rest of the cast. “Lo said she’ll still be a part of The Hills, but they won’t be filming in the new Westwood apartment they just moved to.”

Lauren's mom has had a lot of work done so I'm not surprised.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

RECYCLING!

So, here in Georgia in my County we have a great recycling program, they literally allow you to recycle and put at the curb all your newspaper, magazines, misc. paper, plastic 1-8(you can see what number the plastic is by looking at the bag or the container), almost all plastic bags now can be recycled, glass, cardboard and aluminum.

I have always recycled my newspapers and magazines but since starting the program about a month ago I would say we are literally recycling 70-90% of our garbage.

More and more of the sanitation departments around the country have now and are starting such programs. Check with your sanitation department if they have a program and if not encourage them to start one.

Now that we have been into for a month it is really easy to seperate it. You just get used to throwing things in the right container for recycling.

Every little bit we keep out of the dumps helps and that same can you drink your coke out of today can be made into the exact same can in the future. Its a beautiful thing.

I notice more and more people in our neighborhood are doing it, you can tell because on Wednesdays people put out their blue recycling containers. But I would still say only about 25 to 30% of the houses are doing it. Imagine if 60% of people were doing it or 90%.

Besides keeping it out of the dump it helps keep your sanitation costs lower because of course they sell it all to companies that can remanufacture it.

It also helps to keep your product costs lower because in many cases recycled goods can be made cheaper than new.

So do your part and recycle what you can!

Kristin CAVALLARI grabs some TEA and FRUIT!










Atleast her bra and knickers aren't showing ala Audrina or Whitney!

Hayden Panettiere plays some catch on the set of HEROES!






Is that a wig or does her hair just look really bad?

That HOUSE ON THE LEFT movie actually looks good!

Anyone else into it?

Amanda BYNES pulls a LAUREN CONRAD gets so drunk she can barely WALK!















Did the Paris and Doug pictures drive her to drink? I mean they almost made me go get drunk to forget I ever saw them!

DOGPIS(Doug and Paris) hits the BEACH!










Well Paris has ruined another world ocean with her herpes! And who prances around the beach like that with their arms up? I think DOGPIS sums it up!

Audrina PATRIDGE on the SORORITY ROW set!



Girl is wearing those boots out, she wears em everyday now!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

More of LAUREN CONRAD at the BARBIE event!






On the one hand I give Lauren credit for trying different things but jeez a lot of them just don't work like this mess!

Lauren CONRAD cracks the DOOR again for a POSSIBLE return to the HILLS!


Lauren Conrad is done with reality television...for now, at least.
"Reality TV, as in a show like The Hills? I don't think I could do it," Lauren confessed at Barbie's 50th birthday bash in Malibu. "Never say never, but at this point I think I'm ready to step away and do my own thing."
She just finished filming last week, but said she's been as busy as ever since cameras stopped rolling.
So what will she miss least about doing the hit MTV show...and will her roommie Lo Bosworth be leaving the show, too?
While L.C. says she'll miss the crew she worked with, she won't miss the constant camera presence.
"I get a little bit more privacy back and be able to make mistakes and not have to deal with the repercussions of my decisions [on-camera]," she said. "I'm going to keep a few things to myself."
Like her relationship with boyfriend Kyle Howard?
"You're making me blush! He's very sweet," she answered, when asked about her favorite thing regarding her actor beau. "He's a good guy."
Lo said she'll still be a part of The Hills, but they won't be filming in the new Westwood apartment they just moved to.
"We don't want Star Tours to come by anymore!" Lo explained of the decision.
And, at least for last night, L.C. and Lo seemed to enjoy not having cameras on them as they took shots and sipped white wine at the party.
I wonder if we're going to possbily get a Kyle/Lauren show? She could have slammed the door closed but she didn't. The Hills without Lauren and with Speidi, Audrina and Lo will never work. I won't watch.


Lo actually looks good at the barbie event.

Melissa gets CHEERS and Jason MESNICK gets JEERS!


Bachelor star Melissa Rycroft says she was thrilled with her performance on Monday's Dancing With the Stars premiere, even though she only had three days to rehearse.
"Unbelievable, surreal -- all those emotions," she told Usmagazine.com after the show. "I never expected, after what just happened, that I would be standing here right now. I got the call on Friday around lunchtime and was on a plane literally seven hours later, and now we are here!"
See funny photos of the new DWTS cast rehearsing (Steve-O puts a bike on his nose)
"Feeling the support from the audience the second we stepped out, I was like, 'This feels so good!'" added the reality star, who replaced an injured Nancy O'Dell.
Rycroft and partner Tony Dovolani earned a 23 out of 30 for their waltz. Judge Bruno Tonioli -- who called her "a revelation" -- said, "I don't know the Bachelor guy, but he's a loser." The crowed booed at the Jason Mesnick reference.
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How did Rycroft do it, with just three days to rehearse?
She benefited from studying ballet as a child, said Dovolani.
"I took what assets she had, those elements, and created a waltz around it," he told Us. "We kind of faked it through! We really had no technique, like Len said. We had no time!
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Added Rycroft, "I came in, and we instantly started a friendship and beganhaving fun and that made this experience so much better."
Another last-minute replacement, Holly Madison (who filled in for Jewel), admitted she "definitely messed up" her cha cha cha. (She got on an 18 out of 30.)
"But I had fun with it, and so that part was great," she told Us.
Added partner Dimitry Chaplin, "Even though some of the judges' comments were bad today, I thought we did good. The people at home probably don't know how much it is to only have less than a week to perform -- it's crazy!"
He told Us Madison needs to have better "concentration." Madison added that Chaplin is "a very good teacher; he makes me keep working."
Gilles Marini - known for appearing in the buff in the Sex and the City movie - and partner Cheryl Burke said they were surprised to receive the night's top score of 24 for their cha cha cha.
"I told him get prepared to see three 7s," Burke told Us.
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Marini said having his son, Georges, 8, in the audience helped. "In the end, he came to me and hugged me in a very special way," he told Us. "I felt like I was about to cry! "
Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson and partner Mark Ballas also nabbed a top score of 23 for their waltz.
"I felt great!" said Johnson, 17, the show's youngest competitor ever. "I really wanted to get out there, take the nerves away, have fun and really make my partner proud! I wanted to do the dances, and I felt like I did amazing."
Not everyone fared so well on the show, however.
Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak and Karina Smirnoff came in last place with a score of 13 for their cha cha cha. Tonioli said Wozniak was "like watching a Teletubby go mad!"
Smirnoff said she didn't mind the critique: "We are here having fun, and honestly we hope that comes through. That's all we care about!"
Next week will be ever more entertaining, Wozniak said.
Smirnoff "wants me to style my hair differently -- in a 1950s style!" he told Us.
"I have come to trust her so much that I would even do it!" he added. "I trust her immensely!"

What the HELL is WHITNEY PORT wearing? This takes WRECK to new extremes!






I would not wear that around the house that mess! Let alone in public, let alone to the airport! Have some pride!

Shawn JOHNSON on DWTS - Night 1!


Click the pic to play!

First we had SPEIDI, then BRODY and JAYDE and now DOGPIS!






By combining the DOG in DOUG and the PIS in PARIS, I think I came up with the perfect name for this pair!
Nothing like a good ole PDA for the papparazzi cameras.

Kristin CAVALLARI shows her HATE for PROP 8!


I don't agree with Kristin on this one but thats ok!
Proposition 8 was a California ballot proposition passed in the November 4, 2008, general election. It changed the state Constitution to restrict the definition of marriage to opposite-sex couples and eliminated same-sex couples' right to marry, thereby overriding portions of the ruling of In re Marriage Cases.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Jason MESNICK the picture of a DESPERATE BOUCHE!


What a loser, why don't you go spend some time with your son!
I did think it was funny when Andruw Firestone one of the first bachelors tried to call him out, Andruw was hardly classy himself!

Hayden Panettiere hits the BEACH while in HAWAII!





She looks like a little kid playing on the beach just having fun! Cute!

GOSSIP GIRLS calls LAUREN CONRAD out for being a DRUNK!

From Gossip Girls:

The MTV reality starlet held onto the railing to help keep her balance as she made her way down the stairway and out to an awaiting car.

DANCING with the STARS back TONIGHT!! Now with Melissa from the BACHELOR!

Hope Shawn Johnson wins!!

Melissa from the Bachelor and whore Holly Madison have joined the cast late due to injuries to Nancy O'Dell and Jewell.

Hayden PANETTIERE loses it screams "BACK UP"! "DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME"!





Hayden Panettiere lost her cool at an event in Hawaii over the weekend.
The 19-year-old Heroes star -- who recently split with Milo Ventimiglia because of her club-going ways -- was testy when she first stepped on the red carpet at a fundraiser benefiting the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation Sunday in Honolulu.
"Back up!" she yelled at photographers.
See photos of famous celeb meltdowns
After posing for photos, she brushed by reporters.
A female television reporter touched her shoulder and asked, "May we talk with you, Hayden?"
Miffed, the actress jerked her head around and screamed, "Don't you ever touch me!"
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She then icily asked a red carpet handler, "Oh, am I supposed to do interviews?"
Approaching various media outlets, she snapped again: "You all make my life miserable" and refused to answer any questions.
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After the red carpet, Panettiere hung out in a private cabana with Justin Long and his brother. She then moved to a private dining room, where she and Long sat across from one another, chatting for more than an hour.
The diva moves are going to spell a premature end to her career!

Lo, Stephanie and WHITNEY play - WHO LOOKS THE BEST?







I think I gotta go with Whitney, don't love Lo's skirt and Stephanie's shoes look like they belong on someone on the little bus!

Lauren CONRAD and Kyle HOWARD acting Super Cute!

A hot spot MyHouse in L.A., Lauren Conrad was acting "super cute" with boyfriend Kyle Howard while hanging out upstairs by the deejay booth. According to a clubgoer, the two would lovingly touch each other while talking and kissing every chance they got. Conrad was in great spirits the whole night, bouncing between being a girlfriend and just having a blast with her gal pals. Also there: Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush, who hung out with her sister Kourtney. Says the clubgoer, "the three of them looked like such a happy little family teasing each other, laughing and sharing drinks."

Selena GOMEZ in PUERTO RICO!






Look at the cute doggie! Awwwwww! Disney is really the way to instant stardem, Miley, Justin, Britney, Jonas, Duff, everything Disney touches turns to gold!

Rachel Bilson at home in BURBANK!







Love Rachel, don't love this look!

Even at the AIRPORT, DESPERATE Audrina Patridge needs to show her GOODIES!











Look in the mirror, ohhhhh, its see through, CHANGE!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Lauren CONRAD basically admits her HILLS life was a FRAUD!

Lauren Conrad opens up about her decision to leave The Hills after five seasons in the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now.
"You see us on the show and we appear to have seminormal lives, but if you watch any entertainment news show, half of the cast is being swarmed by paparazzi," the 23-year-old says. "I'm excited to go back to having just one life, because there were times that I got them confused.
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But the decision to leave is still "bittersweet," she says. "I've spent the last five years making every decision be about the show. People I date have to be able to film, the places I work have to let us film and the places I live have to have set lighting."
Conrad -- who has branched out as a fashion designer and author -- continues: "I loved doing it and had so much fun, but it came to a point where I had done it long enough."
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Conrad has kept her growing relationship with My Boys' Kyle Howard off the show, which she calls "very difficult, because when you're with someone, they become a very big part of your life."
Although she calls the cast and crew "family," she admits it's stressful being followed 24/7.
"There have been some scenes -- extra scenes that'll probably never come out -- of me getting upset and taking my mic off. I say, 'I'm done!' and lock myself in my room," she says. "There was a time when I was really stressed, and I would get sick a lot. I think I was sick of all of season three!"
MTV cameras have been following Conrad since she was a high school student on Laguna Beach. Her last season of The Hills, which debuted in 2006, premieres April 6.
Look back at all of Lauren's friends over the years.
Producer Liz Gately told the Associated Press they're still figuring out how to give Conrad a big send-off -- and how to continue the show without her.
For more details on the double life Conrad led off camera, what her post-show plans are and what her Hills pals will do next, pick up the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now.

I hope Lauren is not dumb enough to think she can stay in LA and the papparazzi will leave her alone.

Casey REINHARDT latches onto PARIS HILTON too!


Look at desperate ole Casey to the left!

Lauren CONRAD and KYLE Howard leave MYHOUSE!




Ok, this is atleast the third time in 2009 Lauren has pulled out the stocking look and I like it now ok but one thing I hate about Lauren's style is she beats things to death and I have a feeling thats whats going to happen with the stockings.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Rihanna's OWN ACCOUNT of the CHRIS BROWN ATTACK! DO NOT SUPPORT ANYTHING CHRIS BROWN EVER!

Christopher Brown and Robyn F. have been involved in a dating relationship for approximately one and a half years. On Sunday February 8.2009 at 00:25 hours, Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown’s cellular telephone and observed a three page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.

A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehicle causing an approximate one inch raised circular contusion. Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robin F’s. mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.
Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, “I’m going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!” Robyn F. picked up her cellular telephone and called her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales at (818) ***-****. Rosales did not answer the telephone but while her voicemail greeting was playing, Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, “I’m on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.” (This statement was made while the greeting was playing and was not captured as a message). After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, “You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!” Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.
Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand. Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North **** Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F’s. left and right carotid arteries causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began punching him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet causing several contusions. Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F’s. plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order (EPO).

Chris Brown is worthless trash and he needs to die for his crime! Rihanna's parents need to get her help and keep her the hell away from Chris Brown! DO YOUR PART, DO NOT SUPPORT CHRIS BROWN ANYTHING!

Paris HILTON does not play a SLUT on TV, she is, in fact, a REAL SLUT!






EWWWWWW, this is the sickest thing I have ever seen!

What kind of a LOSER gets in a BAR BRAWL at almost 30 years old? BRODY JENNER!







Things got a little crazy at Los Angeles hot spot My House on Wednesday night when Brody Jenner and Joe Francis got into a full-fledged fistfight.
The “Bromance” stud apparently attacked the “Girls Gone Wild” pornographer after he hit Brody’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole in the head.

An eyewitness told press, "Francis reached out to grab Brody and ended up hitting Jayde in the head. Brody defended her, and it turned into a massive fight."
Another source added, "Security dragged Francis out. Joe hit Jayde and was making death threats against Brody. Brody filed a police report."
According to Joe himself, "I went to give Brody a hug, and I guess my elbow accidentally bumped the back of his girlfriend's head. I didn’t even know that happened until this morning. I was shocked."
He continued, "Brody and I are longtime friends. I think he was a little drunk, and he started yelling at me, but it's all okay. He was angry. Brody's girlfriend is the type of girl that gets off creating drama. She was winding him up. There was no physical altercation. I would never threaten to beat him up and I would never get in a fight. The whole thing was 20 seconds."
Brody is such a wannabe, gangasta thug homie. Look at him the plaid shirt, the pants fallin down. Brody get a life. You are a waste of space.

How SAD, Audrina has to PARTY with Frankie Delgado!


The Hills’ Audrina Patridge & Frankie Delgado were seen partying last night, Thursday March 5, at Echo Bar in Hollywood. Frankie was recently spotted partying with Whitney Port for her 24th birthday and at a ton of other venues. He’s a man about town. Likewise, Audrina Patridge is always around giving the paparazzi plenty of footage.
He has ears like dumbo! Only Dumbo was cute.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Audrina PATRIDGE and JAYDE NICOLE throw down!

It's catfight time reports In Touch. The magazine notes that although The Hills just started filming the fifth season, feuds have already erupted. The item notes that "On February 27, while enjoying a night on the town at Hollywood hotspot My House, Audrina Patridge, 23, and Brody Jenner's Playboy Playmate girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, became embroiled in a heated fight."
Catfight: Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole and Audrina Patridge Spice Up The Hills"They were filming for The Hills and Jayde was rolling her eyes and being rude to Audrina," an onlooker tells In Touch. "Jayde and her girlfriend finally approached Audrina and went crazy, yelling at her." It looks like Jayde, 23, wasn't very happy about Audrina's relationship with Brody, the report from ITW claims.


***"Jayde has always been jealous of Audrina and thinks Brody has a thing for her," says an insider. "But Brody and Audrina are just friends." The night ended with Jayde leaving, but seeming to need assistance because she appeared tipsy. Audrina insiders insist, "She thinks Brody is a good friend and that's it." Jayde and Brody, 25 have been dating for five months.

Seriously, Jayde, jealous of Audrina? Hmmmmm, yes Brody is stupid but playmate of the year vs. a ho in INTO the BLUE 2?

Olivia Palermo attends the Old Navy private party at 1Oak on March 3, 2009 in New York City!!






Cute.