Whitney Port might still be UNEMPLOYED, but she has one THING LC does NOT, a BRAIN in her HEAD!

Is The Hills gal Whitney Port taking a job at W Magazine, as has been rumored? MTV is said to be looking to find Port and fellow star Lauren Conrad a new fashion-rag home now that Teen Vogue is no longer participating in the series—but it's not W. "It's bullshit," a source at the magazine tells Radar. "No one in the fashion department has heard anything about her working here. And she doesn't have a gig in the editorial department, either."

It's worth noting that the W rumors aren't entirely baseless: Emily Weiss, the insanely perfect Stepford robot Whitney worked with at Teen Vogue (she was the one who intimidated Port with her superior knowledge of horticulture), is now a fashion assistant at W, which may be feeding speculation that Whitney is headed there. In any case, we promise not to rest until we have a definitive answer to this exceedingly important question.