Brody JENNER gives relationship advice - OH Brother!

From Brody's website:

Here's a list of couple behavior dos and don'ts:

DON'T: Excessively grab or handle your significant other's booty or put your hand in their back pants pocket.

DO: Limit your back-side appreciation to a subtle and quick caress just below the waist line.

DON'T: French kiss to the point where everyone can see your tongues hanging out for an extended period of time.

DO: Smooch a little here and there, saving the more passionate fare for when you two are alone.

DON'T: Dry hump (ha!)

DO: Hold hands

What great advice, please!