Alex and Simon of the Real Houswives of NYC are like the OLD and UGLY Spedi!

Bouches!

Heidi and SPENCER return to LA after the FAKE wedding!

Spencer still ugly, they are both pasty white after being in Mexico and Heidi's dress is ugly - that about sums it up!

Heidi MONTAG and SPENCER PRATT head outta TOWN!

We could only hope they never came back!

Spencer and HEIDI hit KRESS LOUNGE!

EWWWWW, Heidi, I don't want to see your pasty white legs, ok!

What's the vest look Spencer is doing lately? Is he gonna come out of the closet?

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt out at "Hollywood, DC:Lights! Camera! Election!" last night (October 23).

Hey SPENCER, about 150 years ago, we came up with a crazy concept called a tailor!! WOW, and they can alter jeans too! CRAZY! He looks ridiculous!

SPEIDI wasted $400,000.00 and BOUGHT a ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM!

As soon as they took it off the lot it was worth $300,000 - good job!

Heidi MONTAG VERSION 4.0 and Spencer Pratt hit MR. CHOWS!!

So seeing that old pic of Heidi made me think we really need to call Heidi, version 4.0 now, version 1 was just plain ole Heidi, version 2 was the tits, version 3 the nose, and version 4 was the lip enhancements, I assume version 5 will be some kind of lipo, maybe a chin enhancement, or a a butt lift or maybe vaginal rejuvanation.

Can they do ANYTHING without tipping off the PAPPARAZZI?

Its just sad and desperate!

I would ASSUME to kiss SPENCER you would have to be drunk and imagine he was someone else!

So fugly! Her hair looks like shizz!

Do you all MISS Heidi and Spencer posts?

I just got sick of them so I don't really look for pics of them but if you want me to post on them I will.

WHAT couple makes out and GROPES each other in FRONT of their REAL ESTATE AGENT? ONLY SPEIDI CAN!

Heidi is look 00000, Spencer, bend me over now, baby! What a tramp!

YES!!!!! We MAY not have to PUT up with SPEIDI for much LONGER!

"It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there.”
— Heidi Montag

Speidi wants to go to the Middle East, a well placed bomb and its game over for SPEIDI!

Spencer PRATT points out that LC screwed a CHARITY!

Credit where credit is due, they do totally play the razzi well, they give em what they want, good sound bites.

Spencer PRATT and PLASTIC STRAW fight MS!

Such WANNABEE'S!!

The PLASTIC STRAW and BEAVIS went SHOPPING yesterday!

I love the nickname the plastic straw that a reader came up with for Heidi because she really is as attractive as a plastic straw.

HEIDI and SPENCER move CLOSER to BURNING in HELL! Now they are firing guns in honor of HEIDI's dead brother! WHAT a couple of LUNATICS!

Why were Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at a firing range in L.A. Tuesday?
"All the super soaker ranges were closed," Pratt joked to Usmagazine.com.
"Seriously, we're learning in honor of Heidi's step-brother," he explained.
Montag's step-brother Eric O'Hara, 24, died in late February while working on the roof of a resort in Steamboat, Colorado. He had been home just a month since serving as a member of the 82nd Airborne Division in Iraq and Afghanistan over three years.
"He loved guns and always wanted Heidi to become a great marksmen," Pratt, 24, added. "We're fulfilling his dream."
(See 13 photos of Heidi & Spencer's cheesiest moments.)
Montag, 21, told Us in the aftermath of his death: "I just loved him more than anything. He couldn't wait to meet Spencer."
(See photos of Heidi's fashion obsession: zebra stripes!)

If they die, we all really do need to get together, have a party and pee on their graves!

WHO in the HELL would trust these TWO with GUNS?

A double suicide would be nice!

WHO makes out at the DMV? Well, of course, SPEIDI!

Look at Spencer wearing man-pri's - what a loser! He is so creepy!

HEIDI Montag and Spencer PRATT hit REPUBLIC!

SPEIDI at LAX, the RETURN!

Heidi's little, anorexic, bird legs - NOT ATTRACTIVE!!