YO SPENCER!!

YO SPENCER! After college, my group of friends split evenly between NYC and L.A. Every couple of months someone flies cross country to party in the opposite coast. The thing is, with three of my good friends living in L.A., we can only have two NYC guys come at a time. Five guys is the limit! You can't fit more than five in one car, and you can't roll in anywhere with more than five guys holding your hand. It's just not happening. So how do you tell the other guys in New York that you are taking a trip out west and they can't come without having to deal with any BS from them?

You tell them that no hot club in L.A. is going to let two dudes in—let alone four or five—so you need to rotate trips to L.A. unless you don't mind partying at the non-exclusive clubs. Or tell them that they need to come with cash to offer the promoter or door person. If I was bouncing the door at a hot spot, five dudes would cost at least $500 dollars. So if they're cool with bringing loot, problem solved. With enough money you can roll five dudes deep pretty much anywhere.