Spencer and HEIDI audio from first post wedding interview with Ryan SEACREST!

Listen to the Spencer and Heidi interview from this morning on Seacrest. RIGHT HERE! It will take a minute to load so be patient!

HEIDI and SPENCER back to ED Hardy!!

I have to give Speidi credit for Spencer taking a face that looks like Beavis and Heidi taking a face that is in no way attractive and both of them taking zero talent and turning it into a multi-million dollar enterprise.

Heidi and SPENCER hit the ED HARDY factory!

Spencer is such a nerd!

Spencer said on Letterman he does earn $100,000.00 per club appearence, now whether that is reality or wishful thinking remains to be seen!

WOULD you watch a LIVE and TELEVISED wedding of SPENCER and HEIDI?

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want to do it on live television.The pressaholic reality-television couple have been talking to MTV honchos about a live telecast of their upcoming nuptials!Montag, 21, has told MTV programming and development honcho Tony DiSanto that they’re ready to say their I-do’s for the cameras, a source reports.No surprise, but DiSanto is said to be keen on the idea.According to Montag and Pratt’s weekly latest cover story in Us, their dream is a small wedding on Sir Richard Branson’s Necker Island in the Virgin Islands, with catering by Wolfgang Puck’s Cut restaurant, watches by Jason of Beverly Hills for all their guests and a performance by U2.Of course, Montag wants to warble out a tune, too.The island thing probably won't work out, so MTV might as well kill two birds with one stone—how about Montag and Pratt get hitched onstage during the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards?!Hey, maybe Bromance studster Brody Jenner can get ordained by an Internet ministry and actually marry them, too!

I hate to say it but I would be tuned in.

Spencer and HEIDI at DISNEY! NOW in video! WOOHOO!

These two are going to hell for sure!

US Magazine asks: Will HEIDI and SPENCER ever get married?

72% say NO and I agree!

If these TWO were ABERCROMBIE and FITCH models, ANF would be outta BUSINESS!

Just NOT a THURSDAY without posed SPENCER and HEIDI!

If you click on pic 4, you can see Spencer is truly a cheeseball as he shaved the patch below his belly button as a trail to his small p**ker so Heidi could find it. What a loser!