The end of Spencer PRATT and HEIDI Montag? AMEN!

From Perez Hilton:

The about-to-be highly publicized split is reportedly part of a four part cover deal the fame-whoring couple made with a certain tabloid magazine months ago for $200,000!!!
Speidi have already delivered the first three and are closing the deal with their planned cover story split!
A friend of the couple has confirmed the couple's money grubbing intentions, revealing that “the actual story has been written for weeks.”
The "friend" also spilled what everyone already knows: “They’ll get back together."
Well, duh!
A "headline grabbing" reunion between Heidi and Spencer???
Only more $$$$$!!

How long until the photos of Heidi with fake bruises come out?

New and FAKE Spencer PRATT and HEIDI Montag drama is on the WAY!

According to Star magazine, Spencer is working on the 'married' couple's divorce.


A source close to the duo snitched:
"Spencer is masterminding the whole thing right now. He'll make sure people see him going in and out of a lawyer's office. Then he'll stage fake fights with Heidi for the cameras and talk on the show about getting married too young and pretend he's really conflicted. Spencer will push this as far as he can, but it will all be 100 percent fake. He loves Heidi and will never let her go. They're just always looking for a way to out-drama Lauren Conrad. It's their No. 1 goal in life!"

Can anyone not believe this?

Spencer PRATT tries to keep the LIE ALIVE! I'm NOT buyin what he's sellin!

Spencer Pratt says his marriage to Heidi Montag is legal.
In an interview with Ryan Seacrest that airs Monday, Pratt, 25, says, "We checked the confidentially box, so good luck [finding our marriage license] people!"
See 35 stunning photos of Heidi and Spencer's wedding.
In a teaser clip for the season finale show shown after the Dec. 15 Hills episode, Pratt is seen fighting with Montag's mom before taking his bride to a courthouse to legalize their union.
Watch the Hills trailer.
But the Associated Press questions the legality because the judge shown in the trailer doesn't sit on the bench at the Los Angeles Superior Court, and civil wedding ceremonies are usually performed in chambers instead of courtrooms.
An MTV spokesperson tells Usmagazine.com in a statement: "MTV crews captured Heidi and Spencer at the Beverly Hills Courthouse with the Deputy Commissioner who handles all civil unions. We filmed after hours at the request of the courthouse so our cameras would not inconvenience other couples getting married that day."
See 2008's biggest celeb wedding photos.
Pratt and Montag eloped to Mexico Nov. 20, as exclusively reported by Us Weekly.
And although their first ceremony was symbolic because it was performed outside the country, Pratt told Us, "In my mind, it's as legal as this ring on my finger."

Yah, whatever Spencer, I don't think you two can stand each other let alone marry each other.

SPENCER Pratt is a cheap BASTARD!

A source tells TMZ that Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and two friends ran up a $783 bill at an L.A. restaurant last night -- and when Spency paid the bill, he tipped a whopping 16 bucks!A camera crew was with the vomit-inducing twosome at the time -- no surprise there -- and our source says that when they stopped filming, the server approached a producer from the show about the measly tip. The producer forked over $60 from his own pocket to cover Spencer's shortcomings.Included on the bill were 12 shots of platinum Patron at $60 a pop. Drinking and simple arithmetic just don't mix.

Ok, first, in general, I think tipping has gotten out of hand, servers now EXPECT 20% which is ridicoulous. That said $16 bucks on $800 tab is just being a prick!