Monday's Episode of the HILLS a disappointment?

As the episode title tells us, Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port make it "Back to LA." How creative. The title was almost as disappointing as the episode. Probably because there are less Frenchmen in this one. Nevertheless, they did showcase something France does not have: Brody Jenner! Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge hit up Les Deux where they meet up with Brody and Frankie. As LC explains to Audrina, "when you come home, everything is different." Then how come they're still partying at Les Deux?! Do any of them ever club anywhere else? And the girl was only gone for a week; the world does not stop when Lauren Conrad leaves the country! The only thing different is the tension between Brody and Lauren. This time, it's not hot. LC is on a role after turning down those Frenchmen. She refuses to hug Brody causing him to storm out of the club. Frankie is left behind. What happened to bros before hoes? Instead, Frankie stays to talk with LC. He probably just wants another chance to make out with Lo. Poor LC, this is not her only break-up this season as the inseparable Whitney Port and Lauren Conrad end their two year Teen Vogue relationship." Whitney realizes that Teen Vogue is not the place for her and has to leave Lauren behind. Whitney ends up working for a stylist: Kelly Cutrone. Her first gig: a fashion show for People's Revolution. The episode features another fashion line that is better than Lauren's. Doesn't LC watch her own show? Get some inspiration! Oddly, one of Whitney's new co-workers is named Heidi. Do I detect some foreshadowing? And who says The Hills is just fluff is wrong. Whitney provides great interview tips: 1. Do not piss off old boss 2. Do not piss off new boss. 3. Say yes to the job even if the interviewer tells you that you are making a deal with the devil. Whitney, I really hope she doesn't go Devil Wears Prada on you! Someone else needs to learn how to take tips: Heidi Montag. Hasn't she learned the number one rule from Lauren's experiences? Do Not Piss Spencer Pratt Off! Heidi and Spencer decide to sort of break up and sort of not see other people. Heidi wants him to move out but doesn't understand why he's upset about it. How dumb is this girl? Just by watching The Hills I've learned an important message: Don't mess with Spence or he'll make up sex tape rumours about you. Heidi better watch out or she'll be next. Oh wait! She was already in a sex tape; have you seen Heidi's music video produced by Spencer himself? Spencer is forced to move in with his sister who he hopes will take his side. Since his best friend and his girlfriend leave him, who has he got left but backstabbing sis? He explains to Stephanie that he can't trust her because she goes to class with LC and goes clubbing with Heidi. Stephanie is completely offended at his lack of trust. Hmm can't say I really blame you Spence. Next clip shows Stephanie telling LC exactly what Spencer had just told her. Where's your brotherly love? Maybe Spratt will replace Whitney to become LC's new co-worker?