Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Hills Recap


Any episode of The Hills in which Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag get into a screaming match is must-see MTV. And Monday night's episode not only provided that, but also an interesting new twist in the saga that is Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner's permanent state of flirtation that Lauren painfully calls "limbo."
At long last, Lauren acted on her season-long affection for Brody at a Halloween party at LC's casa, engaging in a cute game of beer pong. After beating Brody in the game, LC gave Brody a series of come-hither looks. The pair seemed to be totally smitten. Or, as LC pal Whitney Port put it, "I can definitely sense some sort of chemistry." Alas, Brody left the party early and they didn't hook up.
As LC and Brody racheted up their sexual tension, a Justin-Bobby-free Audrina Partridge auditioned the part of her new beau at the Halloween bash. The night's choice? Australian hottie Corey, who, with his sailor suit and sweet smile, made Us melt.
The wisest observation of the entire season, however, came when Lauren listed Corey's merits vis a vis Justin-Bobby: "He returns your calls (which Justin didn't), he likes to kiss (which Justin didn't) and he bathes (which Justin didn't)...Upgrade!"
On the other side of The Hills, it was yet another fight for the engaged Speidi, as Spencer stormed out of their apartment in a fit of rage after learning that Heidi and his sister had been talking about Heidi's pre-wedding jitters. (Heidi had revealed to Spencer's sister Stephanie, "Maybe we should postpone this [the wedding] and wait a little bit. I mean, what's the harm in waiting.")
After last week's battle ending with Heidi removing her engagement ring, it was unclear if the couple will make it to the altar. This week's episode indicated that Speidi is definitely skating on thin ice as winter and their wedding nears. At the end of this week's spat, Heidi warned Spencer, "If you leave, don't come back!"
Even though we suspect he will return, it's fun considering how much better off Heidi might be if he didn't.
Up Next Week: Finale fever! Will Speidi walk down the aisle? Will Brody ditch his playboy ways and commit to Lauren?
Talk to Us: Do you think Corey and Audrina's relationship will last?
Hooked on The Hills? Check out Usmagazine.com's Hills Extra, with show recaps, photos, polls and more, here!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

One of the better eps last night, Spencer, kick Heidi to the curb NOW!!

Anonymous said...

I would soooooo motor boat Heidi's big fake boobies!