Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Hills Recap

What does a young, fun reality star do when she turns 21? Judging by Heidi Montag on Monday night's episode of The Hills, she has a mature dinner with her fiancé filled with awkward pauses.
Yes, despite Heidi's best efforts to convince us that her quiet dinner with said betrothed, Spencer Pratt, was all she really wanted on such a momentous occasion ("I'm with the love of my life, this is so much easier [than a party]," she says), we aren't quite sure we can believe her.

While we covet the brand new Chanel purse that Pratt got his lady (have you ever heard Heidi say, "I love you" so many times?), it ain't a 21st birthday unless drinks are being tallied!

Luckily, at least the other Hills girls were out having fun.

Lauren Conrad and her Teen Vogue co-worker Whitney Port put on a huge fashion show for the magazine, moving stars through a crowded red carpet and seating them in just minutes. Even a late Hillary Duff doesn't break their stride, as they hold the show for her dramatic arrival, and then start it as soon as she sits her tiny butt down. Best of all? The night wins them the approval of their demanding editor, Lisa Love.

Meanwhile, at the Viper Room on Sunset, Audrina Patridge and semi-boyfriend Justin Bobby go to see The Ruse play so she can scout them for Epic. At an after-party, one of the band members tries to put the moves on our 'Drina, and gets shut down by a protective JB who tells the guy "she's pretty good." This apparently translates to "hands off my woman," because before we know it, the Ruse man looks crestfallen, and JB and Audrina leave the bar together.

Next week: Lauren tells Heidi: "I want to forgive you, and I want to forget you." Ouch.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Epic sends out their receptionist to scout new talent? Amazing!

Anonymous said...

That band was AWFUL! And if Audrina wanted to sign them and move up then she should have kicked the boobster to the curb and gone home with the guy in the band! Audrina just doesn't take her career seriously! KIDDING!!

Anonymous said...

I thought it was hilarious that Justin Bobby couldn't even bring himslef to say that he and Audrina are together. If that were my husband he would have been like- Dude we're together! And he was like "she's good" Meaning "She's good in the sac" And then another thing I couldn't stop thinking was...Who was Spencer texting at the end of the show? His mommy? He has no friends left. Brody got all those in the split. Or is he like playing Miss Pac Man?

Anonymous said...

Heidi and Spencer always look so annoyed with each other. The thing that annoys me the most about Heidi is the little voice she does when she gets excited and then she repeats what she says like 100 times. I am thinking about when Spencer gave her the bag. You all know what i mean?