Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Spencer PRATT's advice column DEBUTS!

YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?

HE'S LISTENING Spencer (Photo: Courtesy of MTV) Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she's pissing in bed. It's time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy's really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn't count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you've ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it'll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.

YO SPENCER! I've met my girlfriend's mother once and she really didn't like me. We're going to spend the weekend with her whole family and I need to win her over. What can I do to charm her?

The mother–daughter relationship is the tightest bond in history. You got beef with the mom, you got beef with the daughter. I would definitely say that when I first met Heidi's mother, she wasn't sure of me. I wasn't on my game plan. If I could've done it over, I would've bought her mom chocolate and flowers. You need to be on your best game in terms of manners, language. Bring the saint inside of you out. Treat her daughter like a princess—it's only for a weekend.

YO SPENCER! How do you deal with weak people and haters?

With weak people, you can only try to give them confidence and pump them up. To be honest, you don't need them around you. I try to put myself around really strong people. Haters you should love. Hatred stems from jealousy at some point. If people aren't hating on you, they don't care, and if they don't care, that means you're not doing anything right. I love my haters. I don't hate them back at all. You can turn so many haters around once they meet you. I'm like, "Thanks, I get it, I'm an idiot," and they're like, "Woo! He's an idiot! He's so cool!" I flipped a couple haters at Benihana just last night.


Anonymous said...

"Treat the daughter like a princess, it's only for one weekend" Um Hello douche bag...thats why you and Heidi have such a poor relationship. He does what he feels necessary to impress people and tahts all. Last night on the show Heidis dad looked spooked and just stood there with a dumb ass look on his face. He shoulda told him to step on,not invite him to wait in the house...and where did the flowers come from? Nice editing. The looks taht Specer gives says it all. He's a loser!

Anonymous said...

^^As a dad unless he was physically or mentally abusing her he was right to stay out of it. Heidi's mom should not get involved.

Anonymous said...

Spencer was a jackass to the girl that peed the bed.

Anonymous said...

He has completely messed this girl up. He has manipulated and uses Heidi as a way to get what he wants. I am a mother, if my daughter was dating this guy I would absolutely get involved. I am embarrassed for this poor girl, I couldn't imagine how her parents feel. Thank goodness my daughter is only 4 and I have years to think about how to handle these type of guys..hopefully my daughter is smart enough to know when she's being taken advantage of.