Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Perez HILTON loves SPEIDI and HATES Lauren Conrad, is this really NEWS?

The infamous self proclaimed “Queen of All Media”, Perez Hilton (real name Mario Lavandeira), is making the rounds this week to promote his new book, Red Carpet Suicide. The book is a guide to getting famous where no real talent is required, something Perez knows a lot about. Perez focuses on new school fame like that acquired by dating celebrities (like Kim Kardashian does so well) and “putting the ‘Ho in Hollywood’ by making sex tapes and releasing risque photos (which Kim also does well).


Perez said Paris Hilton (the inspiration for Perez’s moniker) played the game the best. Paris arguably does have a talent, and that is being famous. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag came in second place in the fame game. Perez says:


“I know them and they actually do love each other; it’s not a business relationship, but they do work the hell out of it.”


Sticking to The Hills, Perez says the celebrity he’s most sick of from 2008 is reality-TV star Lauren Conrad.


“She’s just become irrelevant. At least Spencer and Heidi are fun to write about. She’s been eclipsed by everyone — by Audrina, by Whitney, by Spencer and Heidi. I never count anyone out but she’s done for now. She’s got to shake things up. She’s dating some loser actor and they’re not even talking about it on “The Hills.” That’s the ultimate slap in the face.”

I don't think there is anything wrong with not always craving the lime light. Good for Lauren for doing the Hills which is now her job and then trying to have a private life.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why does she have to "shake things up?" So she can be ridiculed by him? Any time she steps out, he comes up with some b.s.
Perez and anyone else who finds Speidi to be awesome and/or amusing sucks.

Anonymous said...

Perez is a hater. Bottom line.

Anonymous said...

Perez is a hater. Bottom line.

Anonymous said...

perez is a nobody!

Anonymous said...

Omg! Why is he so obsessed with lauren? We haven't even seen or heard from lauren in awhile yet he's still talking about her. I believe he dislikes her because she doesn't kiss his fat ass like speidi or audrina do. He's a wannabe celeberity who needs he's ego stroked to bad lauren isn't the ever gonna to do it.

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of the movie "pretty in pink" were this guy kept talking shit about molly ringwalds character "andy"( she was the only person he couldn't get to fawn over him) and in the end blaine played by andrew mccarty says to him after the light bulb goes on in his head "She thinks you're shit and deep down inside you know she's right". Ha! I love that movie. So yeah lauren thinks perez is shit( we all do) and he hates her for it And, if lauren is so irrelevant as he claims why does he keep talking about her?.

Anonymous said...

Like it or not Perez is a celebrity now homself, his blog gets 10 million hits a day. He has become a franchise.