Thursday, April 30, 2009

Back on January 31, 2008, I asked does Whitney smoke?



I said:


The top picture looks like the face of a smoker and I can't see her other hand, she is hiding the ciggy I bet!! Why in the world would anyone smoke, sheeshh, the cig companies have told you it will kill you!


Just a couple days ago we found out with pics that Whit is indeed a smoker so don't be so quick to blow off my commentary that Kyle and Lauren break up before summer 2009!

Some days it is really hard to beat a Chick-Fil-a!

Chick fil a is right across the street from my office and its hard to beat that sandwich and at 400 calories its really not too bad.

Also, for those that have not heard, Chick is testing a Spicy chick fil a sandwich in some markets. I think that could be a winner and a nice changeup from the original. Only, I hope it has a real kick to it. Spicy is spicy, don't dumb it down.

Also, it would be nice if they had wings!

Totally random post but I know some of you out there love the Chick too!

How Kristin CAVALLARI will EMERGE as a charachter on the Hills REVEALED!

From E:


Perhaps even more notable is the reemergence of Laguna Beach starlet Kristin Cavallari.
Multiple sources confirm to E! News that her appearance at the Speidi wedding was, as speculated, no accident, and the finale will kick off her arrival on The Hills. We're told the show will play up some drama relating to her former romance with Jenner from 2004 to 2006 (Conrad dated him after they split).


When asked, Cavallari said she couldn't talk about the coming season. A show rep could not confirm any of the L.C. replacement rumors circulating.


It's worth noting, however, that this would not be the 22-year-old blond bombshell's first time taking over for the other blond bombshell. She took the narrating reins from Conrad in the Laguna Beach days after L.C. left for college. Additionally, Jenner isn't the only love interest they've shared. The two battled for Stephen Colletti's attention throughout high school.
A statement from the network also promises "fresh faces, new stories and shocking surprises."
The current season comes to a close on May 31, climaxing with Pratt and Montag's vow swap.

Interesting, I can see this. Makes sense.

Kristin Cavallari loves doggies and the doggies lover her too!
















How cute!

Elizabeth Edwards: John's Affair Made Me Throw Up!

For those that forgot, Elizabeth is the wife of former Presidential canidate, John Edwards.

John cheated on her.

I am really having a hard time mustering any sympathy now for these women who get cheated on or beaten because inevitably they all go back.

The LA police should send Rihanna a bill for all the wasted time in protecting her dumbass and in creating a case against Chris Brown if she will not testify against him. I am sick of this bs with these weak women.

And Elizabeth, I don't feel even one ounce of sympathy for you.

Jayde NICOLE proves that when they say PLAYBOY PLAYMATES are DUMB, they are not LYING!







Poor, dumb Jayde, she stuck with old self professed cheater Brody Jenner. Like I have said before, these Hills chicks are dreadful role models for young girls. They all stick with these lying, cheating, drugging boyfriends. Its really sad.
These poor playmates, they are just like strippers and have daddy issues.

Artie LANGE from HOWARD STERN out again today, I think he is back on HEROIN!

If you follow Howard, you know Artie has had an ongoing battle with heroin. Well, he was "sick" today, again.

I'm an Artie fan, I think he's a nice guy and he's funny but Howard really needs to do him a favor and fire him so maybe he hits bottom and gets some help.

This has gone on for awhile now and is starting to take a toll on the show.

Again with the DARN MASKS? Every health professional says the masks DO NOT WORK!



Dear Mexican Drug Lords,
Please knock off Speidi!
Thanks.

Heidi MONTAG tramps for the CAMERA'S in MEXICO!







The stupid faces, she always wears pink, she is not attractive, it all just bugs me.
Spencer is like Kyle, good body but a jacked up face!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The ZONE frathouse - GOOD for a few hours of entertainment!

Check it out here!

HEIDI MONTAG back in talks with PLAYBOY?

According to Life & Style, Heidi's in talks to pose for a tasteful Playboy photo shoot. '

Who would want to see that?

Heidi and SPENCER Pratt mock the 200 dead from SWINE FLU!


What a couple of idiots, thats what you want to see if you just lost a family member from the swine flu is these two jackasses.

Based on this INFO I would have passed on the Heidi and Spencer RECEPTION!

Rule #1 — Open BarSpies at the wedding tell TMZ that while beer and wine were free, guests had to shell out $10 for mixed drinks. That’s just bush league.


Rule #2 — FoodWhat food? We’re told the cocktail hour was sparse — with some sort of tuna tartar dish and something described as “chicken salad on a cracker.” There were hardly any servers and the portions were small.


Rule #3 — Show up on timeYou’d think this one was a given. Call time for the reception was 6:00 PM, but the the [sic] doors didn’t actually open until 7:30. And the guests of honor didn’t show up until 9:00 PM — which probably would have been fine if there had been food and free drinks!

Charging for drinks? How sad!

Jon and KATE plus EIGHT DAD busted with another WOMEN!


The new issue of Us Weekly has shocking, exclusive pictures of the Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad leaving a club at 2 a.m. -- with a mystery woman and without his wedding band.
Jon Gosselin arrived at the club at 11:20 p.m. and by 2 a.m. "could barely walk" as he exited the less-public back entrance of Legends Lounge -- near the family's $1.3-million home in Wernersville, Pennsylvania -- on April 18, a fellow partier tells Us Weekly.
See photos of the biggest celeb scandals.
The dad of 8 -- kids are twins Madelyn and Cara, 8, and 5-year-old sextuplets, Aaden, Joel, Collin, Hannah, Leah and Alexis -- was overheard yelling, "Hey, babe! Babe! Give me my jacket!" before climbing into his Nissan Nismo. (She complied.) As cameras began snapping, he panicked, urging his female friend to "get in the car!" before speeding off hastily -- without even turning on the headlights.
See the ugliest star divorces of all time.
Where was his wife Kate -- known for her insults and who famously once berated him for breathing on the show?
Nearly 2,000 miles away, promoting her book Eight Little Faces in Bellevue, Washington.
While TLC had no comment on the story or the couple's marital status, Jon sent an emailed statement to Us.
"I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car," he says. "Yes, I have female friends -- but that is all she is. I'm not going to end my friendships just because I'm on TV."
Check out the day's top news photos.
In February, the 32-year-old was spotted flirting with -- and even attempting to kiss -- coeds at Juniata College, multiple students confirm to Us Weekly. (He denied any wrongdoing.) He told one coed "he was getting divorced." In the May Ladies Home Journal, he says, "I always thought I would be, like, 54 years old and marry a 19-year-old or something."
See the most expensive star splits.
For more details on Jon's bizarre late nights out away from his family, why neighbors in town believe they may have split, how he "hates" attention from the hit show -- and the real story on their marriage once the reality TV cameras are turned off -- pick up the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now. Join Us on Facebook and Twitter for even more up to the minute celebrity news and photos!
This guy is a loser! But if you have ever seen him back when they just got together you can tell he was a bouche back then, midlife crisis, too bad the kids will pay the price in the end.

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale color coordinate at the LG Rumorous Night held at the Andaz Hotel in West Hollywood on Tuesday evening (April 28)!!







Woo Hoo Vanessa is dressed normal!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

MTV confirms SEASON 6 of the HILLS!

MTV has confirmed to JustJared.com that Lauren Conrad has moved on but Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner, Stephanie Pratt, Lo Bosworth and Justin Bobby will all be back for the new season.
The network also promises “fresh faces, new stories and shocking surprises.”

That last line tells me Kristin will join the show and will be a "surprise" announced on the last episode after show as I said yesterday. Without Kristin, I just can't get into the rest of them.

John Parker Wilson signs with the ATLANTA FALCONS!


Instantly becomes one of the cuter NFL quarterbacks!

Spencer and HEIDI audio from first post wedding interview with Ryan SEACREST!

Listen to the Spencer and Heidi interview from this morning on Seacrest. RIGHT HERE! It will take a minute to load so be patient!

PUBLIX Ice Cream.......

So I had the Publix brand chocolate chip ice cream last night and I have to tell you I think it is every bit as good as Edy's or the other big names and maybe even better. Publix is a grocery store chain just fyi, I know a lot of the grocery stores are regional.

Its cheaper and you get more too so for what its worth you might want to try it this summer.

Anyone out there got SWINE FLU yet?

I want to get the dish from someone with actual swine flu instead of the talking heads in the medai!

WHITNEY PORT loves her CIGS just like OBAMA!




Suck in the cancer Whitney! I still think Lauren is a smoker too, that raspy voice makes me think so! Way to spend that CITY money wisely!

Senator ARLEN SPECTER switches PARTIES!

Democrats now have a filibuster proof majority in the Senate. Its a great day if your a big government freeloader who can't make it in society without the government hand. Its a sad day in America if you like debate, if your a patriot who believes that government should be small and largely inobtrusive and who believes in the greatness of the individual.

SIRIUS RADIO

So i wanted to talk about satellite radio for a minute.

I have had since I got my new car about two years ago and I would say the first 6 months I probably listened to the standard am and fm most of the time. But now, I would say I almost listen exclusively to Sirius when I am in the car.

There are about 200 stations and it cost about $150 a year. If your a Howard Stern fan, its a must have, if your a music fan particuarly of things outside the top 40 then you will love all the different music stations.

Its a great product and of course the $150 turns a lot of people off to the idea kind of like cable tv did originally but for basically $13 a month it is worth every penny especially if you have any kind of commute to work at all or your running your kids or whatever.

Sirius is a great product and if you don't have it you should seriously consider it.

Update on COLLEGE LIFE on MTV!

So the College Life show is on after the Hills and it is becoming one of my favorites, it keeps getting better and better. They added a new character, Lindsay, last night who is bringing some good roommate drama.

For those who have not seen it yet, the kids film themselves so there are no MTV cameras. It is about the most real a reality show can be, I only hedge my bet a little because who knows if the kids don't create some drama themselves to be more interesting.

The show will take you back to your college days or if you have not been yet will give you a good heads up as to what to expect from tough classes, to drinking and partying, to doing dumb things, to relationships, to roomate drama.

Tune in Mondays at 10:30 pm est to catch it on MTV!

Are any of you watching?

Audrina PATRIDGE gets you ready for summer!

From Audrina's blog:


1. Get a little color ahead of time: if you haven't seen the sun all winter, self tanner works wonders! I always feel skinnier when I have a little glow. You can apply yourself, or go get a spray tan.


2. Wear sunscreen! Nobody looks good when they're burnt to a crisp. It's important to have a good SPF on, even if you want to tan!


3. Ladies: shave or wax! Make sure you are well groomed!


4. Men - the same goes for you. Mind your "man fur." Nobody wants to see an overgrown guy out on the beach. I know a lot of guys who use the Philips Norelco Bodygroom; It's a safe and easy way for guys to groom. Trust me, ladies like 'smooth guys' (and I'm not talking about good pickup lines). Visit ShaveEverywhere.com to watch some crazy videos and for a little grooming guidance.


5. Make sure your bathing suit fits! If you're sure that your top/bottom will stay on, whether you're playing in the waves, throwing around a Frisbee, or playing volleyball, you'll be confident, comfortable and relaxed. Also, do a see-thru test first (especially with white, or light colored bathing suits). Nobody wants to get wet and realize their suit is sheer!


6. Get a great hat! It's a great way to extend the day. When you feel like you've gotten a little too much sun (or your hair is a disaster from the ocean) throw on your hat, and continue to enjoy yourself!

Lauren CONRAD on DAVID LETTERMAN!


Click the pic to watch the video!

Melissa RYCROFT has suffered a hairline fracture of one of her ribs and she is speaking with doctors to find out what comes next!


Who knew dancing was so tough? They all get injured!

Your DAILY DOGPIS(Doug aka Sexy BOY and Paris)!




Are we all in agreement that Paris got implants? The hair extensions look like shiz! And these hair accessories every day look like shiz too!
Looking for an exciting Monday evening activity, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were spotted hitting up H.Wood nightclub last night (April 27).

Damn you Kristin CAVALLARI, you are RESPONSIBLE for SPEIDI! And Holly and her MOM got drunk at the rehearsal dinner!


Newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are now in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico -- but not for their honeymoon.
She is shooting her new music video, "Sex Ed," but it's been tough to focus on work in light of the swine flu epidemic.
"We're definitely wearing the facemasks everywhere we go," Pratt said Tuesday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show. "We're not playing -- I'm not trying to get pig flu. We're in isolation, we're in full hiding." Montag later added, "Every second, we're washing our hands."
See Heidi and Spencer's cheesiest moments
The newlyweds note that they're taking their honeymoon in about a week.
"I think we’re discussing with MTV going to Tahiti or Fiji, somewhere tropical and exciting," Pratt said. Asked if MTV is footing the bill, Pratt said, "We'll see. Since it is a recession, we might just be going to Santa Monica Beach!"
See Heidi and Spencer's official wedding pics!
Montag said their weekend wedding was "unbelievable. All of our friends and family were there, and they were so loving and supportive. There were so many fans that were waiting outside, screaming when we came out. We appreciate their support. It was amazing and beautiful. The ceremony, having my dad walk me down the aisle, having Spencer there, it was the best day of my life. It was amazing."
(What was Kristin Cavallari doing at the wedding? "Kristin's actually the one who introduced Spencer and I when we were in a nightclub three years ago," Montag explained.)
Of course, there was drama at the ceremony.
"Heidi has a father and a stepfather, and they both wanted to walk her down the aisle," Pratt said. "That didn't work out as planned."
See The Hills stars in bikinis
Added Montag, "It was not fun – not even a little bit. But now I am officially an adult so I had to take matters into my own hands and do what I thought was right. I told my stepfather that he's been a supportive father figure, but at the end of the day, he's not my dad."
The rehearsal dinner also got ugly. "There was a little something between Holly and her mom," Pratt said. "They did something at the rehearsal dinner I thought was inappropriate."
"It was out of line," Montag interrupted.
"Alcohol and weddings are not supposed to mix," Pratt continued. "Luckily, Heidi and I stayed sober during this, but not everyone else stayed true to that guideline."
The two also admitted that they didn't write their own vows at their weekend wedding.
"We did in Mexico, so that was something heartfelt — our Margarita vows — but we just rocked with the minister's preset vows so we didn't mess up," Pratt said.
See photos of Heidi and Spencer's Mexican wedding
So, now that they've officially wed, are kids next?
"No, I'm only 22!" Montag said. "I think marriage is one thing, but kids are another. Maybe in 10 years."Join Us on Facebook and Twitter for even more up to the minute celebrity news and photos!

Vanessa HUDGENS, I beg of you, get a STYLIST!







It just gets worse and worse!

Monday, April 27, 2009

36,000 people DIE every year in the US from the FLU!

So relax with the swine flu hysteria.

This is one of the reasons why healthcare is expensive, everyone and their brother thinks when the get a headache that they have the lastest disease, this week, the swine flu.

So assets get wasted when a simple aspirin would work just fine.

I am just too sick of DOUG and PARIS!

There are some new photos of Doug and Paris over at www.gossipgirls.com but i am just too sick of them to even post even one pic. They are more annoying than anyone right now. These celebs just get too overexposed. Lauren was overexposed for awhile too, its nice now to see her like two times a week maybe three, thats perfect, I don't need to see them every day.

The best acting from Audrina PATRIDGE is the work her BOOBS do!


Click the pic to play the video, it takes a sec to load.

Ken BAKER says Stephanie PRATT wanted that BOUQUET! BREAKING NEWS*******Spencer and Heidi set to do first post wedding interview with SEACREST!

Says she was elbowing Cavallari to get it.

Says it does seem Kristin is set to replace Lauren.

Ryan Seacrest says Spencer is a hustler.

BREAKING NEWS - Spencer and Heidi to do first interview tomorrow morning with Ryan Seacrest!

Wall Street 2 basically a DONE DEAL!

Oliver Stone set to direct again and Michael Douglas is back as well. Should be officially announced next week.

Live BLOGGING Brody JENNER on RYAN SEACREST!

Ryan acts too gay sometimes, starts interview with how good Brody looks for 7 in the morning.

Brody says wedding was interesting.

Says him and Spencer will never be the same friends.

Brody says he is not into plastic surgery and Heidi is ok looking.

Brody says Jayde is all natural.

Brody mockingly says Speidi will last forever.

Spencer told Brody he is going to be the next Eminem. Rap name will be the great white.

Brody says Lauren wanted to be there for Heidi.

Brody says it was not awkward to see Kristin.

Kristin caught the bookay(sp?)

Brody can't give too many details because of MTV.

Brody says there was A LOT OF DRAMA at the wedding.

Rumor - Spencer and Stephanie got in a fight at the wedding per Ellen K.

The wedding is the Hills finale.

Brody headed to San Diego and his brother is flying the plane, Brody just bought a 35 ft. boat.

Brody and Jayde 7 months together now. Brody and Jayde have not had a where is this going conversation.

Brody has no plans to get engaged.

Brody says Audrina is not really his style.

Ryan tries to get Hills producer Tony Disanto on the air......Brody says Tony's assistant is cute.....they got him....Tony did not go to the wedding....Tony says he is happy for them and seem to be in love...all him and Brody says is you have to watch the show, that makes for a crappy interview...Tony done.

Interview with Brody ends.

Obama says SWINE FLU no reason for "ALARM"!

Well, if Obama says it, thats good enough for me!

Kristin CAVALLARI joins the HILLS!

Insiders revealed exclusively to PerezHilton.com that she (Kristin Cavallari) is going to be joining the cast of The Hills for at least six episodes next season, possibly more.

Well, whaddya know, I might watch the Hills afterall next year!

Inside the SPENCER PRATT and HEIDI MONTAG WEDDING RECEPTION!










Awww, Heidi did the redneck Britney Spears and wore sweats at her wedding reception, precious!
And of course they invited their partner in crime, Perez!

Inside the Spencer PRATT and HEIDI Montag WEDDING EVENT!
































Its official! Really! Not kidding — Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were married on Saturday at Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, Calif. The ceremony got off to a late start after generator problems delayed things for about an hour.
Also, there was a behind-the-altar reconciliation between Heidi and estranged BFF Lauren Conrad that occurred only moments before the couple said "I do!" In front of a crowd of approximately 300 guests including family, friends — and OK!
The bridal party, including Spencer's sister Stephanie Pratt, wore yellow while the groom and groomsmen wore tuxedos. Heidi's dress was a more demure version of Madonna's "Like A Virgin" wedding dress, and the bride appeared to be sprinkled head to with diamonds — earrings, layered necklaces and cuffs.
The rest of The Hills cast all joined in the festivities, with Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth the first to arrive and Lauren the last one in. Also making an appearance at the wedding was Kristin Cavallari, who was once embroiled in a bitter feud with LC and who has also dated Brody Jenner.
Though it was rumored Kristin would arrive to the ceremony with Brody, she attended alone and sat on the groom's side of the aisle, next to Audrina's on/off boyfriend Justin Bobby.
Meanwhile, Brody and girlfriend Jayde held court with Audrina and LC on Heidi's side.
Following the ceremony, guests headed to Social in Hollywood for a less-than-intimate wedding reception that lacked one thing — the actual Mr. and Mrs. Pratt! While the happy couple were expected at the party, the only notables at the party were the sisters of the the bride and groom and the couple's parents.One Montag family friend, who admitted to not knowing Spencer all that well, told OK!, "Heidi goes for what she wants and she has a way of making it work for her, whether we like it or not!" So why did this family friend come to the wedding? "I'm one of the friends who actually knows and loves her"
Sources tell OK! that the newlyweds ditched out on their official reception and headed straight to Sidebar at the Beverly Wilshire, where they are staying in the Presidential suite for the evening.
As for after the wedding, no plans yet for where the couple may honeymoon, but they are going to be featured on NBC's I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! starting on June 1. There are also plans for Speidi to keep milking the MTV reality thing, whether or not the couple will continue to be on The Hills. "He's got a lot of ideas," a source told OK! today at the reception. "And one of them will get sold, they've got a long future"We can only hope.Congratulations to the happy couple!

Heidi's family is a bunch of rednecks! HAHHAHAHA!


Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt tied the knot at Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, California on Saturday afternoon (April 25)!!











Look at that love people, look at it!

Lauren CONRAD at the LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN!







SPARKLY! The bracelet is tacky at best.

Brody JENNER and JAYDE Nicole at the HEIDI AND SPENCER WEDDING!




What idiot would wear sneakers to a wedding? Of course Brody Bouche!

Lauren CONRAD at the HEIDI and SPENCER wedding extravaganza!







Why'd everyone wear blue? MTV probably told her and Kristin to wear blue to create some drama!

Whitney PORT in SOHO!






Her style is just not GOOD!

Kristin CAVALLARI at the PRATT and MONTAG wedding!





















Apparantly the church was cold based on Kristin's nipples! Not a good look!

Vanessa HUDGENS loses her MIND!






What is she wearing or not wearing?

Spencer PRATT and HEIDI Montag WED! How BEAUTIFUL!


Stephanie Pratt says Spencer and Heidi's wedding Saturday was "amazing."
"Heidi looked amazing," she told MTV News after the ceremony in Pasadena, Calif. "She was wearing a million dollars worth of diamonds over a strapless Monique Lhullier dress."
Even though Heidi and Spencer kept their composure during the ceremony, Stephanie said she couldn't help but get emotional.
See photos of Heidi and Spencer's Mexican wedding
"I was up there, and her back was towards me, so I don't know if she was crying," said Stephanie, who was a bridesmaid. "But she was getting mad at me if we would start crying so that she wouldn't start crying."
Spencer and Stephanie's parents -- who were among the 200 guests -- also "were very emotional, like most parents would be," she said.
See Heidi and Spencer's cheesiest moments
Heidi's sister, Holly, was maid of honor and "really kept it together," Stephanie said. "Everything worked out great."
As for Spencer? "He was really good," Stephanie said. "He was really happy."
Unlike their trip to Mexico last year, Heidi and Spencer's ceremony Saturday was "with the family," Stephanie said. "There was a legal priest, and the ceremony had prayers. It was completely different."
See The Hills stars in bikinis
After the wedding, the bride and groom joined friends and family for two receptions at Social Hollywood and the Beverly Wilshire Hotel.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Audrina PATRIDGE gets her NAILS done!







Cute jeans!

The new man brings out a new and improved style in ASHLEY TISDALE!







Lookin good!

Paris and DOUG hit the US PARTY!







Doug is just a loser.

Paris Hilton said on Howard STERN she is done with "USERS" in her life!

Paris, honey, I hate to tell you, Doug is USING you!

SPENCER PRATT finally admits to starting the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors!

During the panel, the 23-year-old reality TV star said that Spencer Pratt is sorry for starting the sex tape rumors. “We actually have it on tape,” Lauren said. “[Spencer] takes responsibility and apologizes for it.”
Mutual pal Brody Jenner added, “It was just so messed up that there was no fixing and they were just trying to dig their way out of this grave they dug themselves in. They knew they had spread the rumors… they were plotting and scheming to point the fingers at everybody else when everybody knew it was them who did it. There was no way of getting out of it. I think that was their desperate measure of trying to get out of it.”
It’s likely the apology will air on a future episode of The Hills.

Rachel BILSON the FASHION EDITOR! Love it!



Rachel Bilson has scored herself a monthly column as a fashion editor in InStyle.
The Q&A is called “Ask Rachel” and stars with the May 2009 issue (with Jennifer Garner on the cover).
“I am not planning on quitting my day job to be a full-time fashion editor, although I am really enjoying it and it intrigues me very much,” Rachel tells WWD. “I’m actually flattered more than anything that people want to ask me questions about style. I am honored to do it.”
She adds, “I can talk about fashion all day long, and I am an avid InStyle reader so the relationship seemed perfect! This column is the best homework
assignment ever!”
You can send in your own questions at InStyle.com/AskRachel.



Lauren CONRAD and LO Bosworth out SHOPPING!






Lauren does casual so well sometimes like here! I hate Lo and her high waisted shizz, it makes her look fat.

Lauren Conrad was spotted arriving at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood issue launch party last night (April 22)!!







Its all good except for that ugly ass heel!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Ryan SEACREST said he would DO Heidi MONTAG!

And all my respect for Ryan was lost in an instant this morning!

Why is MTV not going LIVE with the Heidi MONTAG and SPENCER Pratt wedding?

That seems like a no brainer, thats an easy day of interviews, whats everyone wearing, the wedding, the reception, seems like MTV is blowing an easy ratings bonanza. Seems like ads would be easily sold for that.

The VERY LATEST on the Spencer PRATT and HEIDI Montag WEDDING! BRODY JENNER spoils it, Lauren CONRAD is coming!

What can be expected at Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's weekend wedding?
"It's very traditional," Spencer's sister Stephanie told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the PaleyFest09 Hills panel in L.A. "They want to keep everything white. Heidi's dress is white."
See photos of Heidi and Spencer's Mexican wedding
Stephanie says she'll be a bridesmaid. Heidi's sister, Holly, will also be in the ceremony, but Stephanie wouldn't reveal her role.
"I'm hoping she’s maid of honor because I will screw up everything!" says Stephanie, who will wear either a BCBG or J. Crew dress. (She plans to coordinate with Holly on wearing either "yellow, ivory or green.")
Will there be drama?
Says Stephanie, "I hope no one objects!"
See baby photos of Hills stars
Audrina Patridge, who plans to attend, thinks everyone will be approving when Heidi and Spencer exchange vows (which will be filmed for their MTV show).
"They've been together for so long, and they are two peas in a pod," she tells Us. "I mean, they are Heidi and Spencer! I can't see either of them with anyone else. Heidi loves him."
See Heidi and Spencer's cheesiest moments
Lo Bosworth, who hasn't always warmed up to Heidi, tells Us she is among those thrilled for the two.
"I feel like anyone getting married deserves the support of the people coming, and I will be there to give it to them," she says.
See steamy shots of the Hills stars on the beach!
Also attending: Spencer's frenemy, Brody Jenner.
"I am not in the wedding. I don't have to make that decision about being best man or not," he told Us. "I will just be attending the wedding and maybe sitting with Lauren [Conrad] and possibly my girlfriend and just watching it and taking it in."
Look back at all of Lauren's BFFs
But Lauren says she isn't sure she's going.
"I think it was very nice of her to invite me," she told Us, "but I don't think she expects me to come."

UK hiking top tax rates to 50%!

How sad that anyone, anywhere in the world is being taxed 50% of what they earn. And that does not include of course sales taxes, property taxes, etc.

What you need to realize if you support the redistribution of wealth and believe that some people make too much money is that eventually those people move somewhere else and those tax revenues totally disappear and the people take their ideas and they just move somewhere else and you lose their ideas and work ethic.

Thats whats happened in Europe, the best minds have left, many came to America and now they are starting to leave America too.

Successful people move to where they can be the most successful and with more of a global economy than ever and the internet, you better realize people more and more can live anywhere in the world and do what they love. They will not stay somewhere with the highest taxes, they won't.

Oh and the people that leave, well that may be your boss and with it your job!

I'm not BUYING what Lauren CONRAD is selling when it comes to HEIDI and SPENCER'S wedding!

Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag's friendship may be on the road to recovery, but the mending of their relationship isn't far along enough that LC will be attending Montag's wedding to Spencer Pratt this Saturday in California.
When MTV News caught up with "The Hills" star, who will leave the show at the end of this season, Conrad said she won't be there to see the happy couple finally tie the knot.
"Um, those are not in my plans, no," Lauren said with a smile at the Paley Center for Media event honoring "The Hills" at the Arclight Hollywood's Cinerama Dome on Tuesday night.
After an elopement in Mexico last year, Heidi and Spencer met up at a courthouse to make the marriage official in the United States on the December season finale of "The Hills." But Heidi had some reservations about not having her family present at the wedding, and Spencer agreed to postpone.
Although she didn't confirm whether the pair is registered for wedding gifts, Lauren seemed to think that there isn't much Heidi and Spencer needed to begin their married lives together.
"I mean, they seem like they have pretty much whatever they want," she said, adding that she did have some gift ideas in mind: "Flatware," she joked.
Despite her good humor about it, there does still appear to be some animosity between Lauren and Heidi. Earlier this month, Heidi told MTV News that although she'll miss her greatest frenemy when she leaves the show at the end of the season, she doesn't think the show needs Lauren.
" 'The Hills' hasn't even really begun yet; I think this is just the beginning," she said about Lauren's grand finale. "We don't need her. We'll miss her. I just don't know if we need her."

I think Lauren is at the wedding, no doubt in my mind, MTV wants it to be a shocker but I suspect she shows Saturday and may even be the maid of honor!

Happy EARTH DAY!

Woo-hoo! Plant a tree or do some recycling! And to our reader from New Zealand, bless you for recycling but more importantly keep sending us those great sav blancs!

If you have never listened to Michael Buble, you really need to!

His music is beautiful.

Check it out at Itunes or another music site.

Ken Baker tells Ryan SEACREST the following on the SPEIDI wedding!

Details of the Speidi wedding emerging:


Heidi and Spencer are trying to sell the rights to the magazines for the wedding.

Neil Lang loaning Heidi a million dollars of jewlery.

This will be the season finale of the Hills according to sources.

Confirmed guests Micheal Bublee, Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson.

Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado not confirmed.

Audrina PATRIDGE hawks for the PETA cause!


Why do they even pay a photographer, they do so much photoshop it looks nothing like the quasi-celebrity when they are done!
Peta is a great example of my point on gay marriage earlier, most people love animals and want animals treated well but PETA is in your face with the disgusting pictures and don't eat meat and don't drink milk that their message which is good gets totally lost.

Let talk Gay MARRIAGE again and HOPEFULLY for the last time!

From one of my fans:

I agree with Perez, We are more than entitled to the same rights that hetrosexual couples get and as for you 80% comment u need to stop being so narrow minded and get a life, u sad pathetic little retard. Go lick windows

^^As usual the above was from an anonymous coward. Since you are anonymous you are obviously in the closet and/or don't believe in what you are saying. I guess 80% of the country is "narrow minded". That said, it is actually you that is a "little retard" because you can't figure out that your small minority will not ram gay marriage down the throats of the majority of this country. Even California which might be the truest melting pot in all of the United States voted it down.

You and people like Perez are slowing and holding back gay marriage because quite honestly you come across as gross, disgusting and illiterate. You get more bees with honey than a bat.

If there were more people in the gay community like Ellen who I see first as a person and not just a gay person because she is just plain likeable in general, gay marriage would most likely be much further along in becoming a reality.

Its the people like you and Perez, that their only identity is in being gay, and you have nothing else to offer that holds back gay marriage.

The stars of "The Hills" were front and center at the ArcLight Cinemas as part of PaleyFest09 in Los Angeles on Tuesday (April 21)!!



























I never thought in a group of five I would say Whitney and Lo are the best dressed but here they are!
Lauren swung and missed AGAIN!

Stephanie needs to get Nutrisystem or something because she is gettin fatter by the day!
Audrina is as unremarkable as usual.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

NEW Audrina Patridge childhood photos!



















So normal back then, what happened? Better yet, what went wrong?

Lauren CONRAD says "Probably not" to attending Spencer and HEIDI'S wedding!

When Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt finally walk down the aisle — for real — will Lauren Conrad be there for the nuptials? Mm, it's doubtful.
Out promoting her upcoming voice gig for Family Guy, Lauren was asked if she would be attending the rumored Speidi wedding. The Hills headliner giggled as she told reporters, "Probably not" — although she did note, "Yes, I was invited."
LC also isn't keen on stopping by Hills costar Audrina's new reality show that will focus on the aspiring actress' professional and personal life. "I feel like that's her thing," Conrad explained.
So what is Lauren doing with her time? While her clothing line may be on hold, she's been flexing her other creative muscles with such larks as Family Guy, airing May 3. "The idea in the episode is that they make fun of me for being dumb, and then discover that I'm actually a genius," Lauren says of the episode. It's a more exaggerated version of who I am, but fun to play."
That said, don't expect the reality star to make acting a full-time gig. "I've done cameos [on Greek and Privileged] and it was fun to do for the day, but it's not really something I'm interested in."
In June, Conrad is coming out with the first part in a fictional book series titled L.A. Candy, " based on a girl who moves to L.A. and signs up for a reality show. It's the story of what goes on behind the cameras," she explains.
Although Lauren based on her own experiences, Conrad claims L.A. Candy is more "inspired by" her life than an account of her own ride to reality fame. "I knew the situations [the main character] would be in and the things that go on, but I didn't exactly base it off specific people."

Lauren would have zero self respect to go to the wedding if she truly thought Speidi spread the sex tape scandal!

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Spencer PRATT calls himself the MOST FAMOUS PERSON ON EARTH!


If there's one thing Spencer Pratt is good for (besides having a wonderfully apt last name), it's making blatantly ridiculous statements, bordering on delusional, when it comes to his own importance.
Exhibit A: When asked about his frenemy-ship with The Hills' Lauren Conrad, Spencer tells AOL's inside/TV she's done him and Heidi Montag a few favors.
"If it weren't for her, I would have never met Heidi and I wouldn't be the most famous person on planet Earth right now," he says.
So what will happen to Speidi once LC leaves the show? Spencer doesn't care much either way, even if it leaves him without a medium to thrust his ridiculousness upon the world.
"Hope she wakes up, calls the producers at MTV, begs for her job back," he says.
Although he seems a bit full of himself (just a tiny bit), Spencer has no illusions about what his life would be like without reality TV stardom.
"I'd probably be working at Taco Bell."
In a perfect world, Spencer. In a perfect world.
I really doubt LC would have to beg if she wanted back on the Hills.

Based on Lauren Conrad's DRESS, she and KYLE are about to break up!







That dress is just god awful! Ashley was dressin like shiz too right before her breakup!

Ashley TISDALE at the premiere of "THE PHONE"!







Her style has gotten better since the new man!

Who in the HELL gets acting lessons for a CARTOON? Lauren "DUMBASS" CONRAD!

The “Hills” hottie recently told press that she enlisted the help of an acting coach to help her get ready for her guest starring role on “Family Guy.”

Its a small bit on a cartoon, Lauren has lost her damn mind!

Perez Hilton vs. Miss California

So Perez was a judge at the Miss USA and asked California about gay marriage.

She said she believes marriage is between a man and a woman.

She later said her answer may have cost her the title as she finished runner up.

Perez assailed calling a "dumb bitch".

Perez has said he wanted her to be politically savvy, this is a lie.

If she had said she was for gay marriage he would now be her best friend forever.

Good for this girl for answering the question honestly. And constantly lost in this "debate" is 80% of the country is AGAINST gay marriage.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Ralph Lauren is doing something really cool between now and April 25, 2009!

www.ralphlauren.com

They are taking 15% off everything you order first of all.

Then they are donating 15% of your order to charity and you pick the charity from about 10 charities such as Habitat for Humanity.

So cool. I wish more retailers did stuff like this. With Mothers Day and Fathers Day coming up, order something now and take advantage of this!

Kardashian SISTERS, Khloe and KOURTNEY, get their own show!


They make a cute threesome on their reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but now sisters Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are branching out with their own reality show, to take place in Miami, E! is reporting.The girls will head to Florida seeking a fresh start and a new business venture--opening a new Dash boutique in Miami. Hilarious and sexy in their own right,
Kourtney and Khloe are also newly single, and cameras will follow the duo as they explore and exploit the Miami nightlife! "E! viewers have fallen in love with Kourtney and Khloe's outspoken, unpredictable and highly entertaining personalities," said Lisa Berger, Executive Vice President, Original Programming and Series Development for E! "It is exciting to work once again with
Ryan Seacrest and Bunim-Murray to bring viewers a new series with Kourtney and Khloe. They had been looking to open another store and thought Miami was the perfect place. We knew fans could not miss out on this drama-filled duo as they invade such a beautiful, vibrant and notoriously wild city as Miami."
Seacrest adds, "The girls' journey to Miami will be sure to entertain audiences and Keeping Up with the Kardashians fans will not be disappointed as their wit, sincerity and drama will not be missed."
I am actually excited about this, I think it will be good, Ryan is getting good at producting these shows!
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HEIDI and SPENCER love to TOKE it up BABY!


From Perez Hilton:
Preparing for the upcoming "holiday" maybe?
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were spotted making a quick visit to a special sort of pharmacy in West Hollywood. Which can only mean that they are card carrying members of the California medical marijuana club. Goodness knows the munchies could help skinny Heidi gain a couple pounds!
Their rep, who did not deny that they bought some of the good green stuff, said that the couple was there filming something for a web-based reality show. But Speidi, who have made a career of courting the paparazzi, seemed to want to keep the shopping trip on the downlow.
Make sure to get some snacks with that eighth!
P.S. Remember that pic with the bong in the background? Yeah. Remember it well!
Heidi's mom looks like a blazer so this does not surprise me and I have said for years Lauren is a toker!
With a face like Heidi's I think everyone would smoke!

Kristin Cavallari RECYCLES with a SMILE!


She's just always nice, even early in the morning! See all the pics at www.iwuvkristincavallari.blogspot.com

Paris HILTON and her sexy boy, Doug REINHARDT hit COACHELLA 2009 for the RAZZI cameras and the POT!







Doug is a bouche and Paris well just gets uglier by the day!

Socialite Olivia Palermo attends the 'I Am Because We Are' book launch at Powerhouse Arena on April 2, 2009 in Brooklyn, New York!!








Olivia, dear, the sweater and the scarf are just way too BUSY! Tone it down!

Olivia Palermo attends the after party following the screening of 'The Mysteries of Pittsburgh'!










Love it except for the shorts, don't get cute, just go with a classic skirt!

APRIL 15: Olivia Palermo attends the 6th Annual New Yorkers For Children Spring Dinner Dance at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel!!







This dress is a total miss for Olivia!

More AUDRINA Patridge at COACHELLA 2009!




Always slutty and always skanky - that is Audrina!

Kristin CAVALLARI does COACHELLA 2009!










Kristin seems to just always go with the flow!

Audrina PATRIDGE'S little sis must always walk five paces behind AUDRINA!





Don't be gettin in the way of Audrina's razzi time girl!

Audrina PATRIDGE'S tits came out to play at COACHELLA this weekend!






Audrina looks like she just finished doing some blow! And by the size of her friends nostrils he did some too probably off her rack!

Spencer PRATT and HEIDI Montag getting married this coming SATURDAY?


So now we know why Heidi and Spencer went to the Bev Hills Courthouse on Wednesday. They said they didn't get a marriage license -- pants on fire.We've learned that's exactly what they did. It's under seal, but it's real. And they're getting hitched a week from Saturday.
The real question is will Heidi let Spencer in her pants finally! Secondly will Lauren show up?
Thats how the Hills will end with Lauren Heidi's maid of dishonor and everyone singing cumbayah!

Vanessa and ZAC punk HARVEY from TMZ!


Ashley Tisdale holds on tight to her rumored new boyfriend, music video director Scott Speer, on Saturday (April 18) in Malibu, California!!!!






Looks like Ashley is sexin it up for the new man!
Is she f-n for tracks?

Lauren Conrad was spotted shopping at the brand new Topshop store in Soho on Thursday (April 16)!!







That jacket Lauren's wearing is four or maybe even five kinds of ugly! Its really worse than that jacket Dougie wore last week!

The new COLLEGE LIFE show on MTV: A review!

So the college life is on after the Hills now on Monday nights on MTV at 10:30 pm est.

It follows a few students at the University of Wisconsin. Episode 1 premiered last week. As the show has only been on a week, I seriously did not learn anyone's name.

There is a boy who lives in the dorm and parties constantly, he is failing math and is on the verge of getting kicked out of the dorm. Based on the first ep, he will bring the most fun and drama to the show.

There is another boy who is glad to be away from the parental nest for the first time, he wasn't featured a lot the first ep.

There is a girl who is still hanging with an ex boyfriend while beginning to date new guys. The ex wants to get back together and well she wants to see what else is out there. This is already causing conflict and will no doubt cause even more as the show progresses.

There is another girl who is at best confused, she wants a boyfriend but doesn't want a boyfriend and then when he breaks up with her she is miserable. I seriously think she might be bipolar.

Its shot not with mtv cameras but with the students own cameras so you get better drama and more reality but at the cost of good camera work.

I like the concept of the college kids, I think you get more reality than following high school kids but I kind of wish they followed maybe four female roommates and four male roommates at the school and used mtv cameras some then strictly the kids filming themselves.

So far I give the show a C+ but its good enough that i will keep watching.

Lauren CONRAD with a friend arriving in Las VEGAS over the weekend!







Simple and very cute, love it! See Lauren, simple works. A simple t, a cute belt, a fun scarf, marvelous darling, simply marvelous!

She had a crazy travel schedule all weekend, and this morning (April 20) Lauren Conrad was spotted arriving in New York City on a red eye flight!!







Embrace the papparazzi girl! Quit being a biatch!

Lauren Conrad hosted the official grand opening party at Wet Republic at MGM Grand Resort and Casino in Las Vegas last evening (April 18)!!






The 60's are over Lauren! I'm starting to think post HILLS, Lauren will join a manson-esque cult!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

What's LUKE from the OC look like these days? Here he is at the INTO THE BLUE 2 premiere!




I was sad when Luke left the OC, he was a good minor player on the show. Killing off Caleb was dumb too. And Marissa. Has a good show ever gone downhill quicker?

Whitney PORT makes JACKIE WARNER'S Hot Body LIST!



Jackie Warner On Whitney Port: "Whether she is in living in The Hills or in The City, Whitney looks great. She has a model’s physique that serves her well." (Photo: Splash News)

Jackie WARNER of WORKOUT proclaims Audrina PATRIDGE has one of the top 10 celebrity bikini bods!


Warner On Audrina Patridge: "After shedding all 140 pounds of Justin Bobby, Audrina is looking fit." (Photo: Pacific Coast News)

It's always a GOOD SIGN when STATES start thinking about leaving the UNION!

Perry fires up anti-tax crowd
04/15/2009
By KELLEY SHANNON / Associated Press
Texas Gov. Rick Perry fired up an anti-tax "tea party" Wednesday with his stance against the federal government and for states' rights as some in his U.S. flag-waving audience shouted, "Secede!"
An animated Perry told the crowd at Austin City Hall — one of three tea parties he was attending across the state — that officials in Washington have abandoned the country's founding principles of limited government. He said the federal government is strangling Americans with taxation, spending and debt.
Perry repeated his running theme that Texas' economy is in relatively good shape compared with other states and with the "federal budget mess." Many in the crowd held signs deriding President Barack Obama and the $786 billion federal economic stimulus package.
Perry called his supporters patriots. Later, answering news reporters' questions, Perry suggested Texans might at some point get so fed up they would want to secede from the union, though he said he sees no reason why Texas should do that.
"There's a lot of different scenarios," Perry said. "We've got a great union. There's absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what might come out of that. But Texas is a very unique place, and we're a pretty independent lot to boot."
He said when Texas entered the union in 1845 it was with the understanding it could pull out. However, according to the Texas State Library and Archives Commission, Texas negotiated the power to divide into four additional states at some point if it wanted to but not the right to secede.
Texas did secede in 1861, but the North's victory in the Civil War put an end to that.
Perry is running for re-election against U.S. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, a fellow Republican. His anti-Washington remarks have become more strident the past few weeks as that 2010 race gets going and since Perry rejected $550 million in federal economic stimulus money slated to help Texas' unemployment trust fund.
Perry said the stimulus money would come with strings attached that would leave Texas paying the bill once the federal money ran out.
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford and Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, also Republicans, have been outspoken against the federal economic stimulus spending and were supportive of tea parties in their states. The protests were being held throughout the country on federal income tax deadline day to imitate the original Boston Tea Party of American revolutionary times.
In an appearance at the Texas Capitol last week, Perry joined state lawmakers in pushing a resolution that supports states' rights protected in the 10th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. He said the federal government has become oppressive in its size and interference with states.
Since then, Perry has been featured on the online Drudge Report, and other conservative commentators and citizens have latched on to his words.
After praising veterans in the cheering crowd Wednesday, he said: "I'm just not real sure you're a bunch of right-wing extremists. But if you are, we're with you."
Perry said he believes he could be at the center of a national movement that is coordinated and focused in its opposition to the actions of the federal government.
"It's a very organic thing," he said. "It is a very powerful moment, I think, in American history."
For her part, Hutchison issued a newspaper opinion piece Wednesday criticizing the Democratic-led Congress for spending on the stimulus bill and the $1 trillion appropriations bill.
"On April 15 — Tax Day — some in Congress may need a reminder of just who is underwriting this spending: the American taxpayer. I am deeply concerned over the swelling tax burden that will be imposed on all Texas families," she wrote.
The crowd at the Austin tea party appeared to be decidedly anti-Democrat. Many of the speakers were Republicans and Libertarians.
One placard said, "Stop Obama's Socialism." Another read, "Some Pirates Are in America," and it showed photographs of Obama, U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid wearing pirate hats.
Rebecca Knowlton, 45, of Smithville, said she took the day off of home-schooling her three children and brought them to the rally to teach them about civic duty. Knowlton, a critic of the Social Security system and the United Nations, said she felt camaraderie at the demonstration.
"The movement is growing stronger," she said. "You're not alone."

Obama might very well LEAD this country into civil war, he is nowhere near the center, face it!

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Audrina PATRIDGE and her sisters at the INTO THE BLUE 2: The Reef PREMIERE PARTY!















The older sister seems like such a hanger on! That girl is trouble! And hey Audrina's parents - I would keep your young daughter away from them both!

Cavallari Family Laguna Beach Home for SALE!

http://www.sothebysrealty.com/en/PropertyDetails.aspx?R=104146662

Don't get me wrong, its really nice but I don't love the asian architecture.

Heroes star Hayden Panettiere arrives in a Burberry trench at the launch of A|X Watches at the SLS Hotel on Wednesday (April 15) in Los Angeles!!











Love the green!

Rachel BILSON goes on a shopping spree at Hunter & Jimmy CHOO!











I like her so i won't even comment on the wardrobe!

BLIND ITEM

We cannot make this any more obvious. This wreck of a starlet is back to her habit of Bolivian marching powder, and despite the months spent clean, she has jumped back in to the same amount she was snorting before she went into rehab. This info is coming straight to us from her dealer.

Has to be Lindsay Lohan right?

Whitney PORT hits STARBUCKS, might have the WORST style EVER!






The jeans, the shoes, the leather - its all just so UGLY and even worse together!

Doug and PARIS in LONDON!







Hey Dougie boy, the spikey hair went out a few years back and that jacket is the ugliest thing i have ever seen!

Whitney PORT goes to the GYM and gets a TICKET!







Who would wear that top to the gym? She got a ticket because she did not pay the meter! Whitney is officially the new Lauren when they are taking her picture going to the gym!

Lauren CONRAD at JFK!







Her hair looks awful but she did fly coast to coast! Overall the outfit is ok but I still don't love her in tights!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Audrina PATRIDGE at the INTO THE BLUE 2: THE REEF PREMIERE!







Her face does look different.

Simpler doesn't mean less taxes does it President Obama?

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Barack Obama declared on tax-filing day that he aims to take the dread out of deadline day. Obama said at a White House event Wednesday that he's working toward "a simpler tax code that rewards work and the pursuit of the American dream."
"For too long, we've seen taxes used as a wedge to scare people into supporting policies that increased the burden on working people instead of helping them live their dreams," Obama said. "That has to change, and that's the work that we've begun."
Obama also met at the White House with several working families to mark April 15 - known notoriously as file-or-else day - and underscore his efforts to make the tax code more fair and less complex.
He noted April 15 "isn't exactly everyone's favorite date on the calendar." But Obama said the day is a reminder to leaders in Washington that they have a responsibility to the people who elected them.
The president noted that he's asked his economic advisers to thoroughly review how to simplify the tax code and report back to him by year's end.
"We need to simplify a monstrous tax code that is far too complicated for most Americans to understand, but just complicated enough for the insiders who know how to game the system," Obama said.
He added: "It will take time to undo the damage of years of carve-outs and loopholes. But I want every American to know that we will rewrite the tax code so that it puts your interests over any special interest. And we will make it quicker, easier, and less expensive for you to file a return, so that April 15 is not a date that is approached with dread each year."


Here it is Obama, its real simple, eliminate the IRS all together and institute a fair tax. A tax that would apply to consumption only, with a monthly credit to low income families. Real simple.

For more www.fairtax.org

I hope everyone hits a tea party if only for a few minutes today.

Audrina PATRIDGE addresses PLASTIC SURGERY rumors!


From Perez Hilton:
Audrina Patridge says that she doesn't pay attention to plastic surgery rumors.
Speaking with Extra, Ceiling Eyes said that if it seems like her face is changing it's because she's "just losing my babyfat."
Which, in Hollywood, is also known as a little nip and a little tuck!
But, she calls the rumors "entertainment", that's "funny" and "doesn't bother" her because it "Goes in one ear, out the other. I read it, forget it."
That's because there's nothing between your ears to stop it, girl!
I will have to look at some pics to see what I think. Obviously after denying she got boobs I don't believe much of what she says.

Audrina Patridge?


From Perez Hilton:
Ceiling Eyes, is that you????
The Hills star Audrina Patridge was snapped at some Z-listy movie premiere in Beverly Hills last night looking less recognizable than evs!
Patridge sheds more and more of that darn "baby fat" as the days go on!
Although we do have to give Audrina props for having the balls to rock the BumpIt at a movie premiere!
[Image via WENN.]

Bethenny FRANKEL dating A-ROD?


From Perez Hilton:
After divorcing his wife and then getting dumped by Madonna, Alex Rodriguez is now dating a Real Housewife.
Madonna's former sex toy and "Real" New York Housewife Bethenny Frankel, Bravo reality tv star, were seen sharing an intimate dinner on Friday in Miami.
Frankel, of course, denied everything, saying, "No, I've never been in the same room with him [Rodriguez]… Can it be George Clooney? Can't it just be the celebrity I want to be aligned with?"
Nope, it's just the village tricycle!
My two cents, this seems highly unlikely, but A-Rod does have weird tastes in women.
P.S. She's probably the one starting these rumors herself, just to deny them and hump the attention.

In April.....

5 posts out of 87 have been about politics that is 5.7% so shut the fuck up and get a clue or learn some basic math!

TAKE NOTE EVERYONE!

This is my response to a reader that I am quite honestly sick of, this is not yahoo, I will not put up with endless bullshit! I do this site for fun, I like to see what fellow followers of the Hills and some celebrities think. Its a good time with a little politics and other serious topics mixed in. I have never censored comments, that is a privledge and not a right. Comments will end alltogether if the bullshit does not stop. If you disagree with me, you can certainly post, if you want to disagree, you start with CRS, I disagree, if you are passionate, start your OWN BLOG! But don't post the same bullshit over and over and over with no support. Also, to the person who is this fuck, you can start with a donation to the Lauren Burk foundation to help someone get an education. I am sick of you and will not put up with it any longer. I encourage the other readers who enjoy posting comments to back me because the comments are a priviledge and will not be abused for a minority. Comments can end at any time.


6:11,6:12,6:15 - I assume you are all the same person.

One, COME OUT FROM BEHIND THE ANONYMOUS TAG YOU GUTLESS, WORTHLESS, PIECE OF SHIT!

Two, we can go to a disqus format in which you would be blocked from commenting.

Three, this is MY blog is hence a DICTATORSHIP, you don't like what I post about get the fuck out!

Four, I do have college through a masters degree, thank you. I paid for all of it and went to private schools before that.

What does gas have to do with shit?

Roads could be privatized. But I am fine with the government being involved with that and do understand some government functions are worthwhile, the FAA and Defense are two more.

I have never said ALL government should be elmiminated moron!

Things would not be in constant chaos as you call it with less government.

I give to multiple charities as well as church, do you?

I am in the top 5% of wage earners are you?

We make 60% of the earned income base and pay 90% plus of the income taxes. Is this fair?

People who need help should go to the following in this order, family, the church, organiztions to meet their specific needs, and friends.

I care for my mother now you DUMBFUCK!

Most posts again you DUMBFUCK are about the Hills or other celebrities and have nothing to do with politics, I would say 95% you GUTLESS FUCK!Obviously, you do depend on the government you liberal piece of worthless shit!

You wanna go with me, bring more than your worthless tired routine!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Whitney PORT - an ARTIST?


From Whitney PORT:
So my mom has a children's art class
that she teaches out of our house with her best friend so while I was home visiting I decided to take part in a couple classes. We were doing still lifes of a vase with gorgeous flowers from my mama's garden.
What do you guys think of my artwork???
Not much Whit! Don't quit the City, that will likely be the highlight of your life!

Audrina PATRIDGE gets behind Adam LAMBERT!


From Audrina Patridge:

Hey guys! For those of you avid American Idol fans, I just wanted to remind you guys to tune in tonight to vote at 9pm on Fox! One of the contestants, Adam Lambert is a close friend of mine and he's one of the most talented and sincere people I know ~ he definitely has my vote :)Just wanted to share this pic of me and him at the Chateau Marmont on his birthday.
I think he is clearly the most talented on the show this year, "Tears of a clown" a few weeks back sealed the deal!
And I again call on Heidi Montag to try out for American Idol, I need a good laugh!

AMEN!

WAKE UP CALL: TEXAS GOV. BACK RESOLUTION AFFIRMING SOVEREIGNTY

Tue Apr 14 2009 08:44:54 ET

AUSTIN – Gov. Rick Perry joined state Rep. Brandon Creighton and sponsors of House Concurrent Resolution (HCR) 50 in support of states’ rights under the 10th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. “I believe that our federal government has become oppressive in its size, its intrusion into the lives of our citizens, and its interference with the affairs of our state,” Gov. Perry said. “That is why I am here today to express my unwavering support for efforts all across our country to reaffirm the states’ rights affirmed by the Tenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. I believe that returning to the letter and spirit of the U.S. Constitution and its essential 10th Amendment will free our state from undue regulations, and ultimately strengthen our Union.”

Perry continued: "Millions of Texans are tired of Washington, DC trying to come down here to tell us how to run Texas." [VIDEO] A number of recent federal proposals are not within the scope of the federal government’s constitutionally designated powers and impede the states’ right to govern themselves. HCR 50 affirms that Texas claims sovereignty under the 10th Amendment over all powers not otherwise granted to the federal government. It also designates that all compulsory federal legislation that requires states to comply under threat of civil or criminal penalties, or that requires states to pass legislation or lose federal funding, be prohibited or repealed. Developing...

A lot of you don't like talk like this because you depend on the governement, you can't think for yourselves or earn a living without the goverment hand!

Is ASHLEY TISDALE dating Scott SPEER?







He's not very cute whoever he is!

Ashley TISDALE back from MEXICO!








I am just over this Hollywood bohemian look!

Audrina PATRIDGE'S sister CASEY finds a tatted freak to marry her, tatted freak, herself!




These are the people who really do not need to reproduce!

Alex and Simon of the Real Houswives of NYC are like the OLD and UGLY Spedi!




Bouches!

Look at all the guys checking out Kristin Cavallari!


Literally everyone in the restaurant is checking her out!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Paris HILTON and her sexy boy, Doug, hit Amsterdam to get HIGH!!






You know they are wakin and baken!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Vanessa HUDGENS hits the SNL after party!




She looks high and she needs a stylist oh so badly!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Now I understand, Obama has been busy getting a dog rather than deal with the PIRATES or NORTH KOREA!

We have lots of exclusive details on the Portuguese Water Dog President Barack Obama and Michelle are getting for Sasha and Malia. The pooch will make its grand entrance on Tuesday, and it's coming from a prominent Texas kennel, with the help of Senator Ted Kennedy's family.The black dog -- a male -- is approximately six months old. We've learned it was bred at the kennel and sold to someone who gave it back. The kennel is now "re-homing" the dog to the Obamas. The dog was named Charlie, but the Obamas will rename it.Now here's where the Kennedys come into play. The kennel has sold the Kennedys three Portuguese Water Dogs in the past, all from the same lineage. The dog the Obamas will be getting is from the same lineage as the Kennedy dogs. The Kennedy family will be presenting the new dog to the Obamas, but it's really coming from the kennel.The reason this all sounds so technical is that there are issues regarding gifts to the Prez. The fact that the pup is being re-homed makes it all kosher.

Hey OBAMA, get off your butt and allow the NAVY to blow these damn PIRATES up!


Obviously, weak ole Obama sent word for the NAVY to do nothing otherwise the Navy would have shot the pirates when the captain escaped into the water.
This is what we have a NAVY for, to allow merchandise and goods to be shipped without trouble.
Obama promised action if North Korea launched their missle, they did, and he did NOTHING! Obama is as weak as Jimmy Carter! The world is not your friend Obama, do you understand that?

Chad CAMPBELL continues to lead the MASTERS!

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Phil in striking distance at -3.

Tiger is -2.

Sergio Garcia -4.

Catch the action today and tommorow on CBS!

Lauren CONRAD @ the Cable Show and Viacom Dinner Party in Washington, DC @ the Mandarin Hotel (April 2, 2009)!!


I think she looks good.

Lauren CONRAD and Lo BOSWORTH gear up for EASTER 2009!
















Yah, Lauren's outfit not so cute, not so flattering! I keep telling you about dressing up your dogs, look at how embarrassed that dog is, one day he's gonna bite you lo!

Rachel Bilson hits a FAMILY FUNCTION!











Love her, she just seems so normal!

Sam NAZARIAN, Heidi's pretend boss, puts his house on the market!


SELLER: Sam Nazarian
LOCATION: Oriole Drive, Los Angeles, CA
PRICE: $18,950,000
SIZE: 3 bedrooms, 5 full and 1 half bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Pride of place, cutting-edge design and stunning views make this a trophy property in one of Los Angeles' most fashionable celebrity enclaves. Secluded and discreet, all room look through walls of glass to unobstructed vistas of the entire Los Angeles Basin to the Pacific Ocean. Three bedrooms, five and one half baths. The media room and bar lounge open to an exterior resort with infinity pool and spa, outdoor dining, kitchen and an intimate viewing space with fire pit.
YOUR MAMAS NOTES: For weeks now our dee-voonly well informed pal Luwanda Courvoisier and her sassy assistant Shantal Polo have been whispering in Your Mama's big ear that thirty-four year old L.A.-based entrepreneur Sam Nazarian was preparing to put his super slick house high above the Sunset Strip on the market. Sure enough, Mister Nazarian's decidedly modern and recently built residence on Oriole Way has indeed been hoisted onto the market with an eye popping $18,950,000 asking price.The son of a telecommunications tycoon, young Mister Nazarian grew up wildly rich on the mean streets of Beverly Hills. He parlayed his childhood connections and–we hear but can not confirm–a million bucks given to him by his father for his high school graduation into a constantly expanding company called SBE Entertainment through which he owns a handful of celeb friendly hot spots in Los Angeles including Hyde, one of amateur porn star Paris Hilton's favorite watering holes. He's also got several restaurants including a chain of successful and trendy sushi joints called Katsuya where if y'all can manage to look beyond the over-done Phillippe Starck frippery you can eat some mighty fine fish. Young Mister Nazarian also has his fingers and wallet in several hotel partnerships including SLS Hotel at Beverly Hills, the legendary Saraha Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas and the Ritz Plaza in Miami's still swinging South Beach.The entrepreneurial Mister Nazarian's mini-empire does not stop there. Through Element Films, he's involved in producing movies Your Mama has never heard of like Pride and Mr. Brooks, and through an entity called Bolthouse.Vox Productions his peeps plan swank parties for companies such as Prada, Target and Maxim magazine.Anyhoo, let's get on with the real estate. Mister Nazarian, a man used to living high on the hog, has spent the last few years building a concrete and smoky glass party pad which property records show measures 5,976 square feet spread across three floors of quintessentially cliché Los Angeles real estate fabulolosity. However, we're not sure if that figure reflects the current house or the one that stood on the property before Mister Nazarian got his hands on it.Listing information indicates there are 3 bedrooms and 5.5 bathrooms. Entered on the top level, the voluminous entry features clerestory windows and a glass floor. Although he may prefer they don't, Your Mama recommends ladees with an ounce of modesty make sure they're wearing granny panties under their mini-skirts lest all the folks at one of Mister Nazarian's frequent festivities will be looking right up at their woo. The entry spills into the dining room which features a wall of floor to ceiling glass that tilts out at a funky, architecturally unnecessary and vertigo inducing angle. Your Mama, who is a bit squeamish about heights, would sooner run push pins under our nails that stand up next to that wall of windows. The lower floor, according to listing information, includes a media room and bar/lounge that opens to the rear terraces making for a seamless flow of indoor/outdoor entertaining.The substantial rear terrace includes multi-level decking, an outdoor kitchen, a covered living room area with a giant flat screen tee-vee, a sunken viewing platform with a fire pit for warmig the tootsies and an infinity edged pool and spa all of which are cantilevered over a super steep hillside and have staggering jet-liner views all the way to the Pacific Ocean. We may not care for this particular brand of residential hyperbole, but even Your Mama can understand the appeal of paddling around in Mister Nazarian's swimming pool late at night with the glittering carpet of lights of Los Angeles spread out below like a giant Light-Brite screen.Your Mama confesses that we have never seen a single episode of the enormously successful boob toob program Entourage, but we hear from Miss Courvoisier as well as Babbling Babette that Mister Nazarian's house appeared in several episodes, a fact that might be fun for a future owner to brag to the ladees about but not one that adds any particular value to the property.This is not the first high priced and high profile domicile young Mister Nazarian has owned. Back in 2004 he paid bootylicious Jennifer Lopez $12,500,000 for a huge house in The Summit–the same celebrity packed and guard gated community where that twisted sister Britney Spears has been living the last few years. Property records reveal Mister Nazarian sold the 6 bedroom and 9 bathroom single story sprawler in August of 2006 for $13,250,000 to rock stars Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale.Mister Nazarian's high profile neighbors include but are not limited to pap shy Leo DiCaprio who owns the two properties across the street and Keanu Reeves who shacks up around the corner on Thrasher Avenue. It's also just down the street from the long time home of recently deceased Ricardo Montalban currently on the market with a blistering asking price of $20,000,000 as well as the home of t-shirt tycoon James Perse who wants almost five million clams for his 1 bedroom bachelor pad.
Those views are pretty spectacular!

Kristin CAVALLARI out at BAR MARMONT!











She looks cute but I hope she gets over this little jacket phase quick!

Kristin Cavallari working with NIVEA to combat CELLULITE!


Good for Kristin continuing to get work without selling out to reality tv!

Kristin CAVALLARI out in West Hollywood!


She looks a little pissy here!

Kristin CAVALLARI grabs lunch at the ABBEY!





I don't love the coat or the scarf, it woulda worked better without the coat and with a scarf with color!

More on the Ashley TISDALE breakup!


High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale and Jared Murillo have split, a source tells Us.
"They have not been dating for awhile now," the source says. "They just grew apart, but are remaining friends."
See who else is single in Hollywood.
The couple began dating in March 2007.
Last October, Tisdale, 23, told Us she was "really good" with Murillo, 20, a dancer on HSM and member of boy band V Factory.
Check out pictures of stars dancing.
Dates nights included "going out to dinner and just normal stuff like that," she said.
See photos of stars on dates.
Her ideal guy?
"Just someone you can be comfortable with and that you can... I mean, I always have to be dressed up all the time for my work so when I'm home I just like to be in sweats and comfortable," she told Us.
"And just someone you can laugh with, someone you can have fun with. I love to laugh and laugh at myself," she continued.
I hope Ashley goes back to being blonde.


The fake and dysfunctional love that is Heidi and Spencer hit Cafe Primo!






Who does this in real life?
Answer: NO ONE!

Ashley Tisdale and Jared Murillo are a couple no longer!!






She looks cute here, I think these pics are old though. Her and her boytoy are all finished apparantly.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Masters Day 1 LEADER as of 2:35 EST, Chad CAMPBELL at -5. Greg Norman -2 thorugh 16. Phil is -1 through 13. Tiger EVEN through 2.

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Pick up a bottle of that Norman Chardonnay, its actually not bad!