DRAMA!! LC's cat and DOG hate each other! Season 5 of the HILLS Chloe vs. the CAT!

• We're used to bitching about celebrity bloggers, so today we're blogging about celebrity bitches: Chloe, a cute li'l Lab-shepherd mix who bounded into Lauren Conrad's heart. The Hills star says her cat doesn’t care for the pound pup, but in time she’s sure “they will become friends.” Aw!


• Paris Hilton's “shaman” is a sham. Which is a shame. We’d have more to say on the topic, but there’s only one other “sh” word that would fit this situation, and we’re not allowed to print it.


• Is Miley Cyrus Lindsay Lohan's new diabetic BFF? No, but Miley did get LiLo’s digits (over her dad’s objections) and is quite possibly wearing Nick Jonas' diabetes dog tags. So, we can see why you might be confused. You’re totally forgiven.
Update: Billy Ray was just yakking with Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show and shot down the Lindsay rumors, saying all of the Cyruses love them some LiLo. Not too much, we hope.


• Speaking of Lohan, Jenna Fischer poses as the tab princess for a Vanity Fair shoot with legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz. How did she get into character? The Office honey explains: Take one part sleepless night, a fifth of jangled nerves, pour over a vacant stare and voilà! • Note to celebs: There are two ways to handle the paparazzi. John Mayer has one approach: Buy them all Cokes and chicken wings. Lily Allen takes a different tack—and pays with her windshield. We'd go with John's method.


• It’s a good year for strippers. First, a former exotic dancer wins an Oscar, and now we learn that an American Idol contender reportedly used to shake his boy stuff for adoring crowds. Time will tell whether David Hernandez will be hurt by the rumor, but it makes us want to, um, see more of him!